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Discussion: If the Music Industry was High School?
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Avril would be the kid who always hangs out with the asians/international students. 
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Ashlee and Jessica would be the most famous sisters on the high school
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What would Billboard High's mascot be?
The mascot could be a Star.
The mascot would be at all the games, and Keri and Adele would take shifts being in the mascot suit, attempting to hype the crowd up.
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Originally posted by Good_Doc_Gone_Bad
What would Kanye be?
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The Ke$ha shade in this thread. 
Ke$ha would be the girl that doesn't really have any serious friends (no one close to her or doesn't hang out with anyone, just goes around having small conversations with just about everyone) but she's the fun person.
I actually imagine Katy to be like Mother Teresa in school & secretly a *****, but no-one knows.
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Adele is the head librarian 
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J.Lo would try to fit in with whoever was popular at the moment...
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Originally posted by xheadstrong
I actually imagine Katy to be like Mother Teresa in school & secretly a *****, but no-one knows. |
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Originally posted by Remeese
T-Pain would be the guy in the back of the class singing into a fan. 
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 How did I missed this! 
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Originally posted by TakeItOff!
Britney Spears is the extremely popular girl for no reason. She has several friends but really does nothing. She doesn't contribute to conversations but just has circles of friends grouped around her.
Beyonce has her best friend Ne-Yo doing her homework but takes all the credit, with much acclaim from the teachers. Many consider her boring but when she lets loose, her and her single ladies go off. Others simply remember her as the girl who had that group of followers named Kelly, Michelle, LaTonka or whatever, and the other irrelevant drop outs. Her boyfriend, Jay-Z, graduated several years ago, but she's totally banging Usher, who everyone thinks is gay.
Rihanna is really carefree and is often on twitter talking to her home girls back at her home island. Her friends range from the white girls, to the black girls, and she's generally likable, but the people who hate her, HATE HER LIKE MAD. She has a hate clique composed of Nicole Scherzinger, who copies Rihanna as a mockery of her, and Ciara - who makes fun of her clothes. And Keri's always there, but Ciara tries to let her off as easy as possible every day. She plans on opening a bakery to sell Grammy Cakes.
Ke$ha is a drunk bitch who currently got suspended after she was talking about blowing someone after school with a bottle of jack. I don't even know, she's a mess. Lady GaGa can be seen writing, often times with the bible. She wears bubbles. People don't understand her. Adele is the fattest girl in school, but if you talk to her, you will fall in love with her. Pitbull throws the best parties.
Lil Wayne has rap battles with his 'crew' Drake and Nicki after school. Nicki, the most ratchet girl of them all. She has beef with a bitch Lil Kim, who goes to PayPal High School (the rival school of Billboard High). The only good grades she gets are often collaboration efforts, but she's finding out she's actually smart herself. The Black Eyed Peas are an annoying group of friends who think they're the ****, and you gotta admit, they are pretty important. Chris Brown is expelled, and people don't know why.
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NOW, I can imagine that. 
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Ke$ha would be the drunken **** that ****ed around and got pregnant when she was 16 and no one knew who the father was. She would drop out when she found out she was pregnant.
Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj would be two of the bully victims and they would be bullied by Lil Kim and Gaga by Eminem.
Britney and Christina would be friends.
Katy would be one of the most popular girls that everyone wanted to be with. Rihanna would be very popular as well.
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And Madonna? Principal? Teacher? Someone needs to teach the kiddos 
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Originally posted by MusicTalker
Lady GaGa would be the girl that does all the fine arts events, get good grades, be semi-nerdy but still manage to be cool with her own style. The eclectic popular girl.
Rihanna would be the popular girl who's friends with everyone, but doesn't always get the best grades. Her grades have improved over time though. Beyoncé & her are good friends but Bey gets the better grades. Rihanna does better in single studies, but Bey does better in albumology & touristry. No shade intended in this paragraph.
Katy & Ke$ha have a lot of friends in a certain group, & get grades similar to Rihanna.
Lil Wayne is the guy who is cool but helps people out with their homework in single studies.
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Originally posted by TakeItOff!
Britney Spears is the extremely popular girl for no reason. She has several friends but really does nothing. She doesn't contribute to conversations but just has circles of friends grouped around her.
Beyonce has her best friend Ne-Yo doing her homework but takes all the credit, with much acclaim from the teachers. Many consider her boring but when she lets loose, her and her single ladies go off. Others simply remember her as the girl who had that group of followers named Kelly, Michelle, LaTonka or whatever, and the other irrelevant drop outs. Her boyfriend, Jay-Z, graduated several years ago, but she's totally banging Usher, who everyone thinks is gay.
Rihanna is really carefree and is often on twitter talking to her home girls back at her home island. Her friends range from the white girls, to the black girls, and she's generally likable, but the people who hate her, HATE HER LIKE MAD. She has a hate clique composed of Nicole Scherzinger, who copies Rihanna as a mockery of her, and Ciara - who makes fun of her clothes. And Keri's always there, but Ciara tries to let her off as easy as possible every day. She plans on opening a bakery to sell Grammy Cakes.
Ke$ha is a drunk bitch who currently got suspended after she was talking about blowing someone after school with a bottle of jack. I don't even know, she's a mess. Lady GaGa can be seen writing, often times with the bible. She wears bubbles. People don't understand her. Adele is the fattest girl in school, but if you talk to her, you will fall in love with her. Pitbull throws the best parties.
Lil Wayne has rap battles with his 'crew' Drake and Nicki after school. Nicki, the most ratchet girl of them all. She has beef with a bitch Lil Kim, who goes to PayPal High School (the rival school of Billboard High). The only good grades she gets are often collaboration efforts, but she's finding out she's actually smart herself. The Black Eyed Peas are an annoying group of friends who think they're the ****, and you gotta admit, they are pretty important. Chris Brown is expelled, and people don't know why.
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Rihanna and Katy would be the bitchy popular girls, who partied and talked mad ****. Average grades, but everyone wanted to be them.
Beyonce and Britney would be the nice popular girls, who didn't drink/smoke, but everyone liked them.
Adele would be the cool chunky girl, who people liked for some reason.
Ciara, Xtina, Keri, etc would try and be friends with Rihanna and Katy, who dropped them a long time ago.
Ke$ha would be the one who knew where the parties where, and rarely showed up to school. No real friends, but popular.
Lady Gaga would be the semi-popular girl who tried to be different from everyone.
Avril would be the hot alternative girl that wasn't popular, but the guys wanted.
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Originally posted by LightandDarkness
Cheryl and Nicole S. would be the girls who fight on the first day of school.... Competing for a spot on playing the main character in a play.
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M.I High School:
Britney Jean Spears
She's a popular blonde who is very timid and sweet.
She is a sweetheart but can be easily influenced by
peer-pressures. She is befriend with most popular girls in school.
Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta
Sometimes schizophrenic, but very creative. She often
being called as freak. She is charming, but very quiet girl.
Christina Maria Aguilera
A talented lass who loves to perform. She has a lot of
attitude that somebody take it as cockiness. She might
have no many friends, but she can be passionate to everyone.
Beyonce Giselle Knowles
The popular black girl. The most fabulous and even hailed as
the Prom Queen. Beauty and Brain
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Britney- almost out from college on her way to her masteral , coming back to highschool to teach 'em kids and to replace Madge, the principal when she bites the dust. 
Christina- was supposed to graduate with Britney but failed her Social Studies and Algebra, currently singing Star-Spangled Banner in their school events. 
Beyonce- currently living in with her rich boyfriend. Pays Neyo, the computer geek, to hack inside the college database to change her failed grades to A+. 
Avril- repeating her first year for the third time but bowed it'd be her last. Goodbye Forever, she said. Then she fell asleep. It was all but a dream.
Rihanna- the hard-working working student whose being paid a minimum wage by her company. Her bestfriends Britney and Katy, tells her she needs to get em off her ass and sue them but declines as her company signed her into an unfair contract. Meanwhile her ex-bf Chris, took her virginity and left her with a bruised heart, bruised ego and bruised vajayjay cause RiRi being the island girl thought Chris was the best guy you'll ever find. Poor her. Atleast she's getting all those hits. 
Stefani- known as the girl who vandalizes the school walls with an eye inside a pyramid. Once took Social Studies class with Christina. Both were failing the subject but their professor turned out to be Perez Hilton and the rest is history.
Ke$ha- She never failed a subject, she never had fights with anyone, and she never took detentions. it's because she was never in school.
Katy- Always top of the class during quizzes but always failing her exams... 
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Member Since: 4/24/2011
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Let's make groups and see how they interact with other groups and teachers:
Group1: Ke$ha, Avril & Nicki
Group2: Gaga, Beyonce & Britney
Group3: Christina & Adele
Group4: Keri, Ciara & Lil Kim
Group5: Rihanna & Katy
Group6: Kanye, Justin Timberlake, Jay-z
Group7: Pitbull, Eminem, Lupe & B.O.B
Teachers: P!nk, Madonna , Snoop Dogg, David Guetta, Missy Elliot, Whitney & Shakira
Vice Principal: Max Martin
Principal: Dr Luke
Lunch Ladies: Susan Boyle, Jennifer Lopez
Social Assistant: Mariah Carey
-Group1 will be the artistic girls, They could be popular but they are overshadowed by Group2, Don't talk with Group3&6, Often fight with Group4, Get along with Group&.Hang out a lot with Group7. Are HUGELY successful in parties. Their Fave Teacher Would be P!nk (Plastic Arts) (OVERALL GRADE: B+)
-Group2 Would be the QUEENS of highschool, slaying everybody from 1 to 5. They are Neutral with Group1,4&7. Would start often fights with Group3&4, Swoon all over Group6 and are neutral with Group5. Fave Teacher: Madonna (Drama) (OVERALL GRADE A+/-)
-Group3 Are the girls with the best voices but always get misunderstood. They are neutral/friends with everybody. They never seem to be outcast, but Being lonely is their own choice. Fave teacher: Whitney (Music) (OVERALL GRADE C+)
-Group4 Are the guetto chicks, they start fight with everyone and alwas want to get success but end disastrously.
They have sort of popularity but they fade down quickly. Fave Teacher: Missy Elliot (Sports) (OVERALL GRADE: D)
-Group5, The lovable Bitches that everyone seems to like. They team up with Group1 Against Group3&5. Neutral With everyone but tend to sleep with Group6&7. Don't talk much with Group2. Fave Teacher: Shakira (Foreign Languages) (OVERALL GRADE C)
-Group6: Popular Jocks who Just get the attention and everyone Seem to listen. Flirt Group1&2, Sleep with Group5, Diss Group3&4 and Shade Group7. Fave teacher: Snoop Dogg (Biology) (OVERALL GRADE: F-)
-Group7: The casual guys, kinda popular but make wars with Group6, great friends with Group1, Would talk with Group4 And are neutral with the rest. They are also party makers. Fave Teacher: David Guetta (History) (OVERALL GRADE: D)
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I have come to the conclusion that:
Adele would be the friendly, seemingly unpopular girl that suddenly becomes more relevant than everybody
- is teased about her weight
- tries to become friends with the popular girls, but they're too ****y
Alicia would be the moderately popular classy girl that steals popular girls' boyfriends
- also performs in the talent show every year
- has a middle class family so she has to wear her brother's clothes sometimes
Avril would be the "weird" rebel
- doesn't have a large group of friends
- will only hang out with the Japanese students
- is rarely seen at parties
Beyoncé would be the smart, pretty popular girl
- secretly cheats off of other people's tests and takes credit for it
- is classy in almost every way possible, but don't **** with her
- dropped several of her friends, who then became irrelevant
Britney would be moderately popular, but is shy and avoids conflict
- keeps to herself for the most part
- partied her ass off during her sophomore year and avoids parties now
Christina would be the moderately popular girl that used to be a bully
- has a big ego
- will throw shade in the blink of an eye
- has been arrested, but her classmates aren't allowed to mention it
Ciara would be the girl that used to be extremely popular until she quit being friends with the popular girls
- dances better than 99% of the school
- is constantly seen getting in hair pulling fights with Rihanna
- Rihanna spread the rumor that she is actually a man, even though it's false
- allegedly had an affair with the cafeteria lady, Missy Elliott
Janet would be the secretary
- hates most of the students
- was one of the popular girls
- is picked on for her sudden weight changes
Katy would be the popular girl that talks **** about everybody and contradicts herself
- is in charge of the worship group at her school
- likes to show off her boobs, even though most of her classmates claim she got implants
Ke$ha would be the party girl that always goes to school with a hangover
- usually smells like pee
- isn't invited to any classmates' parties, but shows up anyway
Gaga would be the girl that's popular for being unpopular and weird
- will only hang out with the gay people
- refuses to wear normal clothes, and can usually be seen wearing various office items
- started her freshman year as a pretty brunette, but dyed her hair and changed her name
Lil Kim would be the girl that beats the **** out of the popular girls
- has a thing for Nicki, but nobody knows if it's a crush or hate
- also allegedly had an affair with the cafeteria lady, Missy Elliott
Madonna would be the school principal
- allegedly slept with several members of the staff
- tries to fit in with the students by dressing and acting like them
- was one of the popular girls when she was in high school
Mariah would be the music teacher with weight issues
- will be the first to tell you that she ***** all over your life
- will drag anybody that tries her, but will claim it's a misunderstanding afterward
- the senior that dates the most annoying, unused freshman
Miley would be the girl that is innocent until sophomore year, then rebels and becomes messy
- her father is the school janitor
- quit drama club recently because it isn't "cool"
Nicki would be the new girl who is friends with everybody
- started school as a hoodrat, ended her first year as a "Barbie"
- is the object of Kim's affection or extreme hate
- is accused of ripping off several classmates
- everybody in school believes that she's ****ing the gym teacher, Wayne
Pink would be the rebellious girl that everybody accuses of being a lesbian
- openly dislikes several students, including Christina
- is arguably best known for a play she did with the used-to-be popular girls
Rihanna would be that extremely popular girl that dresses ****ty and is a tease
- allegedly got accepted into the school by sleeping with Beyoncé's boyfriend
- foreign exchange student with questionable English skills
- possibly ****s for grades
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