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Discussion: If the Music Industry was High School?
Member Since: 3/30/2009
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Originally posted by YoYo
Rihanna: The school cafeteria (everybody gets some)
GaGa: The emo outcast who thinks she's deeper than everyone and nobody understands
Beyonce: The nerdy perfectionist who does the whole year's worth of homework in recess.
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Oh my Goddddddddddddddddddd 
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Member Since: 8/28/2009
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Originally posted by Brit94
-Amazing vocals
-Amazing dancer
-Creative and talented
-high fashion
-the whole package
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I'm sorry but that's Beyonce!
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Member Since: 3/4/2009
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Pink - the one that is the A student ALL throughout high school and remains successful long after she has graduated...pretty much the only one out of her peers.
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Member Since: 9/30/2009
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Originally posted by Behava
Jay-Z, Bey, Rih and Kanye would have a secret organization that secretly ran the whole school.
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Member Since: 3/9/2011
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Originally posted by Tinker
I'm sorry but that's Beyonce!
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Yes she holds most of those qualities, but amazing vocals no. Good vocals yes. Xtina has amazing vocals  and you will deal.
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Member Since: 4/17/2011
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Originally posted by Brit94
Yes she holds most of those qualities, but amazing vocals no. Good vocals yes. Xtina has amazing vocals and you will deal. |
Xtina's vocals are strained. She can't sustain a note above a C5. Her riffs and runs are disconnected & off key a lot of the times. Her low notes are foggy.
She only has a pretty tone.
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Member Since: 7/12/2009
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The shade around here.
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Member Since: 12/4/2010
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Member Since: 3/30/2011
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Originally posted by Beyond Say
Beyonce(head cheerleader) & Jay Z (Football Captain) would be the popular couple
Lady Gaga, Rihanna, & Katy would be Beyonce's popular friends
Christina would be the wannabe popular girl, but she would also be the snobby bitch that no one likes.
Britney Spears would be the sweet girl who got a long with everyone, but had low self esteem.
Nicki Minaj would be the social outkast
Usher, Kanye, & Justin Timberlake would be Jay Z's popular friends.
Usher and Bey would be having an affair on the side.
Lil Kim would be the bully.
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Member Since: 12/9/2007
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Lady GaGa would be the theatre geek, who still parties
Ke$ha would be handing out blow jobs at all the parties
Bey and Jay would run the place (like someone already said)
Britney, Rih, Katy, Nicki would be in Bey's circle
Kanye, Bruno, Justin, Drake would be in Jay's circle
Usher would be the senior who dates freshmen (Justin Bieber)
Christina, Ciara, Keri and Shontelle would always sit at lunch together
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Member Since: 8/24/2008
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Ch don't let Gaga's lies fill yall head. She was nowhere near as deep as she wants yall to think as a young girl.
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Member Since: 11/20/2010
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Who would look ratchet at prom?
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Britney Spears is the extremely popular girl for no reason. She has several friends but really does nothing. She doesn't contribute to conversations but just has circles of friends grouped around her.
Beyonce has her best friend Ne-Yo doing her homework but takes all the credit, with much acclaim from the teachers. Many consider her boring but when she lets loose, her and her single ladies go off. Others simply remember her as the girl who had that group of followers named Kelly, Michelle, LaTonka or whatever, and the other irrelevant drop outs. Her boyfriend, Jay-Z, graduated several years ago, but she's totally banging Usher, who everyone thinks is gay.
Rihanna is really carefree and is often on twitter talking to her home girls back at her home island. Her friends range from the white girls, to the black girls, and she's generally likable, but the people who hate her, HATE HER LIKE MAD. She has a hate clique composed of Nicole Scherzinger, who copies Rihanna as a mockery of her, and Ciara - who makes fun of her clothes. And Keri's always there, but Ciara tries to let her off as easy as possible every day. She plans on opening a bakery to sell Grammy Cakes.
Ke$ha is a drunk bitch who currently got suspended after she was talking about blowing someone after school with a bottle of jack. I don't even know, she's a mess. Lady GaGa can be seen writing, often times with the bible. She wears bubbles. People don't understand her. Adele is the fattest girl in school, but if you talk to her, you will fall in love with her. Pitbull throws the best parties.
Lil Wayne has rap battles with his 'crew' Drake and Nicki after school. Nicki, the most ratchet girl of them all. She has beef with a bitch Lil Kim, who goes to PayPal High School (the rival school of Billboard High). The only good grades she gets are often collaboration efforts, but she's finding out she's actually smart herself. The Black Eyed Peas are an annoying group of friends who think they're the ****, and you gotta admit, they are pretty important. Chris Brown is expelled, and people don't know why.
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Member Since: 10/4/2010
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A lot of y'all might be older or foreigners or something but a current high school student in California I think I can judge this pretty on point. 
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Lady Gaga - She'd be the hipster bitch that every girl wants to be friends with. Everything she posts on Facebook automatically gets numerous "likes", and younger kids talk about her and cyber stalk her like she's some kind of star. A lot of people are annoyed by her though, because she uses weird haircuts, piercings, etc. to stand out and a lot of the things she does seem to be planned out and insincere just to make people think she's "vague" or "different."
She probably smokes, drinks, etc
Beyonce - She'd be the beautiful girl who was probably VERY popular in middle school, but faded away from the in crowd in high school because she refused to give into drugs/alcohol/any risky behavior. She probably has a long lasting relationship and is very sweet and well liked. She gets good grades.
Britney - Britney would be the preppy girl. In the early 00's, the preps were at the top of the social pyramid, but now they're more in the middle. She probably drinks sometimes but that's about it. She's well liked. She would probably go for douchebags who chew tobacco and shop at No Fear.
Katy / Ke$ha - These would be the ****ty party girls. They wear the shortest of short dresses, get drunk often, have juicy couture bags, and mess around with lots of men. In the end, although their name gets known, they're still miserable because they have no real support system.
Rihanna - She would be a very basic pretty girl in middle school, but then start smoking and drinking in high school and become somewhat hipster-ish like Gaga. She'd probably be very funny and down for anything.
Avril - Avril would be the weird artistic girl who manages to keep herself somewhat relevant due to her talkative personality in class, but no one really takes her seriously because of her odd ness. She's probably into **** like Jack Skelington and other wanna-be emo ****. she uses smiley faces like ":3" "-.-" and "XDD" when typing.
Christina - She'd be the loud mouth bitch but she'd be hella real with her ****. Her and Britney were best friends in elementary school but then Christina saw Brit for the boring preppy girl she was and Britney realized X was too much of a bitch for her. She probably gets the best dick at the school.
Leona Lewis - quiet awkward girl, no one knows her name
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Member Since: 11/10/2009
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I want to know who everyone thinks would be on prom court.
Queen:
Beyonce - The picture perfect girl who's too perfect to actually win
Lady Gaga - The artsy girl who is fairly popular for a music geek
Ciara - The ghetto bitch who gets all the street votes
Leona - The girl on court that nobody knows
Britney - The sweet, kind-of popular girl who wins queen because everyone likes her
Katy and Rihanna were nominated, but didn't make the cut. X barely made the nomination but didn't get on court because nobody likes her bitchy attitude.
Too lazy to do king. 
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Member Since: 11/20/2010
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Beyonce and Britney would be top 2 competing for Prom Queen.
Justin T. without a doubt is Prom King.... NO COMPETITION!
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Member Since: 10/29/2010
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Originally posted by TakeItOff!
Britney Spears is the extremely popular girl for no reason. She has several friends but really does nothing. She doesn't contribute to conversations but just has circles of friends grouped around her.
Beyonce has her best friend Ne-Yo doing her homework but takes all the credit, with much acclaim from the teachers. Many consider her boring but when she lets loose, her and her single ladies go off. Others simply remember her as the girl who had that group of followers named Kelly, Michelle, LaTonka or whatever, and the other irrelevant drop outs. Her boyfriend, Jay-Z, graduated several years ago, but she's totally banging Usher, who everyone thinks is gay.
Rihanna is really carefree and is often on twitter talking to her home girls back at her home island. Her friends range from the white girls, to the black girls, and she's generally likable, but the people who hate her, HATE HER LIKE MAD. She has a hate clique composed of Nicole Scherzinger, who copies Rihanna as a mockery of her, and Ciara - who makes fun of her clothes. And Keri's always there, but Ciara tries to let her off as easy as possible every day. She plans on opening a bakery to sell Grammy Cakes.
Ke$ha is a drunk bitch who currently got suspended after she was talking about blowing someone after school with a bottle of jack. I don't even know, she's a mess. Lady GaGa can be seen writing, often times with the bible. She wears bubbles. People don't understand her. Adele is the fattest girl in school, but if you talk to her, you will fall in love with her. Pitbull throws the best parties.
Lil Wayne has rap battles with his 'crew' Drake and Nicki after school. Nicki, the most ratchet girl of them all. She has beef with a bitch Lil Kim, who goes to PayPal High School (the rival school of Billboard High). The only good grades she gets are often collaboration efforts, but she's finding out she's actually smart herself. The Black Eyed Peas are an annoying group of friends who think they're the ****, and you gotta admit, they are pretty important. Chris Brown is expelled, and people don't know why.
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Member Since: 3/9/2011
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Now for Kidergarten
-Britney, Xtina, Katey, Beyonce, Rihanna will be in the back of the room playing with dolls hiding from there teacher Ms. Boyle and her helper Adele
-Gaga, pink,kesha, avril will be the ones who do bad stuff, and always in time out. They make weird and different stuff expressing there creativity.
-Ciara, Keri, lil Kim will be the ones stuck on the matts facing the wall since nobody will talk to them. Lmao!
-Usher, Justin, Chris, will be the ones always running up to the girls in the doll area flirting with them.
Janitor-Lil wayne
pamper changer- 
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Member Since: 3/9/2011
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Quote:
Originally posted by Beyond Say
Xtina's vocals are strained. She can't sustain a note above a C5. Her riffs and runs are disconnected & off key a lot of the times. Her low notes are foggy.
She only has a pretty tone.
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Beys vocal range is limited. Alot of times when she tries to sing high her voices starts to give up.
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Member Since: 12/4/2010
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Quote:
Originally posted by LightandDarkness
Who would look ratchet at prom?
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TBR, that would be Nicki. But she's still look great dressed like that anyhow. 
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