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Discussion: If the Music Industry was High School?
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Beyonce is the popular yet feared, rich cheerleader who pays others to do her homework. She is pretty much perfect and everyone looks up to her. If anyone tries to be shady, her father will come and drag them.
Rihanna is the ghetto b*tch who randomly grinds up on dudes in the hallways and often throws shade at the other girls. Only f*cks jocks with big d*cks. Was once abused, so everyone thinks she's just acting out to prove everyone that she's over it. She isn't though. She was born this way.
Katy is the girl who acts ditzy and corny so the boys will like her. She says she's religious and a good girl, but she really isn't. She hangs with Rihanna and throws shade at other girls along with her.
Stefani is the sad theatre girl who thinks she's all that artistically, but she really isn't. Other kids don't really pay attention to her. She wears silly clothes to get attention that people would otherwise never give her, but the other kids just roll their eyes when she does. She thinks she is victim of severe bullying, but in reality no one even thinks about her.
Britney is the original popular cheerleader. Doesn't give a sh*t anymore. Although she goes to school with ratty weave and often f*cks up routines, other kids still stan for her and cheer her on. She will always be popular, no matter what.
Ciara is the one who is struggling to fit in with the pretty girls and the jocks. She feels at home with the boys, because she is one, but is often seen trying to hang with the popular girls. The popular girls just flip their weaves when she does though.
Nicole is the pretty but loser girl who always tries too hard to fit in with the popular girls. She will never graduate.
Keri and Ashanti both hang with Nicole Scherzinger.
Alicia is valedictorian and the girl who everyone thinks is classy, but in reality is ****ing their boyfriends on the low.
Taylor is the pretty, naive girl who has dated half of the boys from high school. The boys date her just to dump her and joke about it. She always ends up coming up to random people to cry about being dumped. Everyone just shrugs it off and laughs at her.
Michael, Madonna, Prince & Janet are/have been principals. Everyone likes them, everyone looks up to them, they are perfect, flawless, kind and pretty much rule.
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Originally posted by YoYo
Britney: Queen Bee, the head cheerleader who gets good grades without studying.
Rihanna: The school cafeteria (everybody gets some)
GaGa: The emo outcast who thinks she's deeper than everyone and nobody understands
Beyonce: The nerdy perfectionist who does the whole year's worth of homework in recess.
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Originally posted by RainMan
Beyonce gets other people to do her homework and takes all the credit.
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Katy Perry, Beyonce and Kesha would be the cool girls
Rihanna and Christina would.be bullies due to Rihannas Twitter shadiness and Christinas bitchiness. Avril would be the cool girls who's not popular but has enough friends. Her best friends are cool Asians. Britney and Taylor Swift would be the nice girls who have low self esteem although Britneys a **** on the sly. Beyonce would be the snob in addition to being popular (she's the regina George of the populars) Lady Gaga would be the outcast who hang out with the emos. Jay Z and Usher would be jocks. Justin Bieber would be the kids who wants to be popular. Bruno Mars would be the hot popular guy and Eminem would be the loner who girls want to get to know. Justin Timberlakebe would be the cute nerd who's secretly had loads of sex. Adam lambert would be gagas best friends who's emo and in the closet
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Beyonce would be popular because of her dad's money. She cheats off others to get good grades
Justin Timberlake would be extremely popular and a Jock. Dating Britney Spears
Justin Biber would be the freshman who wants to be like Justin Timberlake. But ends up looking stupid lol
Ciara was popular but started getting cocky and Beyonce knocked that bitch down now she is struggling to be cool again
Kesha, and Rihanna would be the class *****s
Britney and Christina would be BFF's and both be kinda ****ty. Britney would try to hide it but Christina wouldn't. Christina would be the best singer in school Britney the best dancer.
Adam levine would be Christina's on again off again boyfriend
Jay-z would be Beyonce's boyfriend but is cheating with Rihanna
Lady Gaga would the the weird theater kid and would magically become popular only but people would one day get tired of her and she would be back where she started
Nicki would be that special ed kid trying to bite her ear but would be fun to be around
eminem would be the rebel without a cause
Usher would be the less popular version of Justin timberlake
Pink would be a bully and Avril levine would be her sidekick
Mandy Moore and Jessica Simpson would have been friends with Britney and Christina now they are just their lapdogs
Chris brown would be the captain of the boxing and wrestling team
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JAY-Z
Shawn Carter, known as Jay to his friends, star Quarterback at Billboard High. Jay's a jock, and he runs the school. He's in his senior year, and has been dating the head cheerleader, Beyoncé, since freshman year. He allegedly has a side thing with the another one of the cheerleaders, Rihanna, which started sophomore year. She was a foreign exchange student who wasn't popular until word got out that she allegedly sucked off Jay in the janitors closet. However, Jay denies such an event ever happened (he views her as a sister, he says). Rihanna, however, does not deny the rumors. His best friends are Usher and Kanye, although he's cool with all the black people, except those on the wack ass basketball team *cough* Chris Brown*cough*. He also feuds with another jock, Justin Timberlake, because he's pretty sure that white boy is boning his girl.
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Originally posted by Remeese
T-Pain would be the guy in the back of the class singing into a fan.
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omg why was i doing that in class today
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Member Since: 5/25/2009
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Originally posted by primadonna
M.I High School:
Britney Jean Spears
She's a popular blonde who is very timid and sweet.
She is a sweetheart but can be easily influenced by
peer-pressures. She is befriend with most popular girls in school.
Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta
Sometimes schizophrenic, but very creative. She often
being called as freak. She is charming, but very quiet girl.
Christina Maria Aguilera
A talented lass who loves to perform. She has a lot of
attitude that somebody take it as cockiness. She might
have no many friends, but she can be passionate to everyone.
Beyonce Giselle Knowles
The popular black girl. The most fabulous and even hailed as
the Prom Queen. Beauty and Brain
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Originally posted by #GetAlong
she dropped out in the 8th grade, decided to be homeschooled
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She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Ciara. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Ciara was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Ciara, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
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My faves would all be those awkward rocker kids that have a totally awesome local band that all the other awkward punk kids totally love. lol They'd be those guys wearing Metallica, Soundgarden, Nirvana (etc) shirts all the time (You know, legitimately good bands. Unlike the crappy Bring Me The Horizon that scene kids are listening to these days...) And they'd be constantly bitched at for having long hair and stuff even though every girl in the school secretly wants them.
Either that, or they'd just be those regular kids that are just there and play an instrument at home, by themselves, hiding from the world. :P
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Originally posted by Beatfreak
She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Ciara. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Ciara was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Ciara, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
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Originally posted by Beatfreak
She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Ciara. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Ciara was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Ciara, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
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Originally posted by MrVulps
Avril would be the kid who always hangs out with the asians
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They are the only ones who "get" her
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Originally posted by TakeItOff!
Britney Spears is the extremely popular girl for no reason. She has several friends but really does nothing. She doesn't contribute to conversations but just has circles of friends grouped around her.
Beyonce has her best friend Ne-Yo doing her homework but takes all the credit, with much acclaim from the teachers. Many consider her boring but when she lets loose, her and her single ladies go off. Others simply remember her as the girl who had that group of followers named Kelly, Michelle, LaTonka or whatever, and the other irrelevant drop outs. Her boyfriend, Jay-Z, graduated several years ago, but she's totally banging Usher, who everyone thinks is gay.
Rihanna is really carefree and is often on twitter talking to her home girls back at her home island. Her friends range from the white girls, to the black girls, and she's generally likable, but the people who hate her, HATE HER LIKE MAD. She has a hate clique composed of Nicole Scherzinger, who copies Rihanna as a mockery of her, and Ciara - who makes fun of her clothes. And Keri's always there, but Ciara tries to let her off as easy as possible every day. She plans on opening a bakery to sell Grammy Cakes.
Ke$ha is a drunk bitch who currently got suspended after she was talking about blowing someone after school with a bottle of jack. I don't even know, she's a mess. Lady GaGa can be seen writing, often times with the bible. She wears bubbles. People don't understand her. Adele is the fattest girl in school, but if you talk to her, you will fall in love with her. Pitbull throws the best parties.
Lil Wayne has rap battles with his 'crew' Drake and Nicki after school. Nicki, the most ratchet girl of them all. She has beef with a bitch Lil Kim, who goes to PayPal High School (the rival school of Billboard High). The only good grades she gets are often collaboration efforts, but she's finding out she's actually smart herself. The Black Eyed Peas are an annoying group of friends who think they're the ****, and you gotta admit, they are pretty important. Chris Brown is expelled, and people don't know why.
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THIS!!
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Originally posted by RainMan
They are the only ones who "get" her
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Ain't that the truth. ><
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Eminem would be the crack dealer that every prefers to stay away from, because people are scared he's gonna **** **** up if anyone tries to say hi to him. He's burned down a house, tortured his middle school sweetheart Kim, and already has a kid. Oh, and he thinks he's black.
Ke$ha is the lovable sack of trash that people either love or hate. She got in A+ in her technology class after her teacher Mr Gottwald blew a load all over her, and all the other hoes are pressed since she's always the center of attention.
Ciara lost her goodies of relevance and brilliance in the middle school, thus she keeps flop- I mean, flunking 8th grade. Everyone who says she's in high school clearly is delusional.
Rihanna is a crazy bitch. She's a tad bipolar, dragging Ciara by her wig all around the middle school campus when she herself is years older, then making up with her, remembering that getting suspended would cause her to not get dat dick she loves so dearly from her lover Drake. But, she's relatively popular and most like her minus Ciara secretly and a few others.
Katy was recently diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. She sometimes thinks she's a nerd named Kathy Terry, and people tend to not **** with her cause they're scared the biker **** named Kat Hairy will beat the **** out of them hoes.
Britney was the HBIC, slaying like no other. She was everything in middle school, then just all of a sudden blacked out and then turned into some sort of circus freak. After that, she was just some sort of robot all the time, as if everything she said was pre-recorded. However, she's making her slow recovery back into HBIC-ness.
Gaga is popular because of all of the losers loving her to death, she could start a freak-rebellion if she wanted to. The other girls are worried about pissing off her followers and losing their reputation in the process. Her main hater is Natalia Kills, who takes Gaga's style, subtracts all of the followers, then goes around school saying that Gaga is a clone of her.
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Originally posted by RainMan
They are the only ones who "get" her
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