CHILDREN, I didn't empty my scrotum, just snipped a lil piece of it off.
How about everybody's first time shaving their pubic hair? First time I did (14 probably), I walked around school like Miranda Sings for the next 3 days.
What's weird is that it doesn't itch at all for me? It only started a little bit after 2 days or so, and it was only when I was rubbing my crotch profusely ()
I lowkey only did it when I was like 15 and since then I usually keep it trimmed but not shaved, only bc effort
Most of my embarrassing moments revolve around me just being clueless or uncoordinated. They're like the kinds of situations that other people wouldn't face.
Like falling on my face in front of a group of people after trying to ice skate despite not knowing how to do so, the aforementioned bike incident, or playing tag and tripping over a gardening hose and cutting my knee. A day in the life of childhood lovesong
Oh and LET'S talk about how I discovered masturbation when I was 11 because I randomly decided to cover my crotch in shaving cream and liked how it felt with my hand sliding down there. I felt like I was gonna die when I came but also saw God I think.
There was this one time where after school I was getting picked up so I went to the car, opened the back door, and crawled in. There was a weird baby sitting next to me.
There was this one time where after school I was getting picked up so I went to the car, opened the back door, and crawled in. There was a weird baby sitting next to me.
Then I realized it wasn't my parents' car.
I legit could have caused my own kidnapping.
This same thing happening to me as well
Except thankfully they had their doors locked so I just got stares
Oh and LET'S talk about how I discovered masturbation when I was 11 because I randomly decided to cover my crotch in shaving cream and liked how it felt with my hand sliding down there. I felt like I was gonna die when I came but also saw God I think.
I was 4 and I started humping my bed everyday until I was 12 and realised what it was and repented
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