[Buddy!]

Originally posted by BTrisc

OMG I also forgot that when I was like 12 or 13 my family was watching Elf and for some Godforsaken reason I decided to trim my balls with scissors in the adjacent bathroom and accidentally cut off a piece of my scrotum.

ah

hell

NAH

[Donovan]

Originally posted by Buddy!

Not before C2C part 2 is released

*said a fan* I'll hold my breath until a reliable source reports it

[holocene]

I love how you included that your family was watching Elf at the same time

[Yndda]

Originally posted by BTrisc

OMG I also forgot that when I was like 12 or 13 my family was watching Elf and for some Godforsaken reason I decided to trim my balls with scissors in the adjacent bathroom and accidentally cut off a piece of my scrotum.

did your balls poke out?

[Black Umbrella]

I have too many embarrassing childhood memories.

I peed my pants when I was first grade in the classroom and I told the teacher that it was somebody else and she actually believed me because he smelled like pee And the classroom was so hot that my pants dried in like half an hour and nobody noticed

[Pink Matter]

Death at all of these posts . Am cackling

[Witch Privilege]

Not BTrisc reintroducing himself like this.

[Donovan]

I've been in denial for so long, I used Ariana so much yet I kept telling myself I'm not a stan then DW happened

[BTrisc]

CHILDREN, I didn't empty my scrotum, just snipped a lil piece of it off.

How about everybody's first time shaving their pubic hair? First time I did (14 probably), I walked around school like Miranda Sings for the next 3 days.

[holocene]

Originally posted by LaNathan

I didn't want to shout it out, so I whispered in her ear "I'm about to ruin my pants, I think I have diarrhea. I've gotta go right now or I'm gonna end up ruining the carpet". She freaked out and told me to go and she never looked at me the same for the rest of the year.

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[accelgors]

as for middle school...well.

i have a tendency to say really stupid things when i'm nervous in a social situation. so one time we were outside in gym class and there were no teachers nearby, and quite a few guys were around me and watching me, and one called me a girl, and said i didn't have a dick. and i got really nervous because i thought the guys were going to try to beat me up (middle schoolers hated me for some reason) and i said........."yeah i do. i can show it to you if you want." and pointed at my pants...

i didn't want to go to school again after that

[Buddy!]

Originally posted by BTrisc

CHILDREN, I didn't empty my scrotum, just snipped a lil piece of it off.

How about everybody's first time shaving their pubic hair? First time I did (14 probably), I walked around school like Miranda Sings for the next 3 days.

Omg don't get me started. I legit thought I was going to end up burning my skin off because of how itchy it was

[Frankmusik]

I didn't shave my pubic hair until I was unusually old.

[Black Umbrella]

Originally posted by BTrisc

CHILDREN, I didn't empty my scrotum, just snipped a lil piece of it off.

How about everybody's first time shaving their pubic hair? First time I did (14 probably), I walked around school like Miranda Sings for the next 3 days.

As if a little piece is okay

And not Miranda

[BTrisc]

Originally posted by Buddy!

Omg don't get me started. I legit thought I was going to end up burning my skin off because of how itchy it was

I would honestly rather LG5 flop worse than ARTPOP than relive that first growback.

[Donovan]

talking about pubes, I hate how I don't have any facial hair and I'm 23 years old yet my nether region is a jungle
WHY GENES WHY !!

[DevonDreams]

Originally posted by BTrisc

CHILDREN, I didn't empty my scrotum, just snipped a lil piece of it off.

How about everybody's first time shaving their pubic hair? First time I did (14 probably), I walked around school like Miranda Sings for the next 3 days.

it was just itchy.. uncomfortable feeling.. for me

I never shaved again after that.

[holocene]

Originally posted by accelgors

and i said........."yeah i do. i can show it to you if you want." and pointed at my pants...

i didn't want to go to school again after that

middle school austin had game

[Prismy]

Sigh, this camp cannot be more poorly timed. I wanna go home.

[Kingie]

I can NEVER remember any embarrassing moments from my life.

I think I suppress the memories immediately.