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Fan Base: Archived: Stand Your Ground (#16)
Member Since: 3/30/2011
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2/24/2016
Nicole 89 Days, 14 Hours [consistent offensive and disgusting posts]
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Member Since: 4/20/2011
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#FreeNicole 
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
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Omg when Beyonce electrocutes Blue Ivy 
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Member Since: 3/15/2013
Posts: 8,969
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Lady Gaga's eyes well with tears. "I am remembered. I am known," she thinks to herself.
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I'm choking 
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
Posts: 28,773
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Originally posted by slobro
#FreeNicole |
She's never been more free
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Banned
Member Since: 8/31/2013
Posts: 20,327
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Originally posted by ks_dollar
I've said this before: somebody realllly needs to make a compilation of all her fanfics. Please. |
UGH
I should find some reviews of Joanne RAToria to post.
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Banned
Member Since: 1/1/2014
Posts: 18,001
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Yea, someone upload all the fanfics on Dropbox !!
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Member Since: 6/22/2011
Posts: 20,940
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Originally posted by Halien4Life
wait 
Brave Gals better serve |
I thought they were new, they kinda didn't happen
Koreans really hate girl groups
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Member Since: 1/4/2014
Posts: 31,029
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Originally posted by 2014
Nicole already a legend 
this is what's going to happen once Gaga dies, can't wait !  |
Nice try 2000 and late. You will not be a weak bitch and back out on my watch
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
Posts: 23,488
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What the hell is that formating 
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Banned
Member Since: 6/9/2011
Posts: 17,950
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Originally posted by Nicole
Interscope headquarters, October 2015.
A group of suits are waiting in the conference room. Checking their watches. Uncomfortable silence. Lady Gaga is late.
"Guys, don't worry" one of them says. "She said this album is more pop, less art. I think it's going to be fine."
45 minutes later, Lady Gaga arrives in a leather poncho. "A girl is never late, fellas. The meeting usually comes early!" she announces in a fast-talking Mae West voice, thinking she's cleverly old school showbiz.
"As promised, I have a title for you. And as promised, it puts the focus back on pop."
The suits lean forward in their seats, eager, hopeful.
Lady Gaga puts her hands on her hips. Holds the moment. Relishes the suspense. "Without further ado, the title of my new album is POPICASSO! The pop comes first, but the overlapping P shows how pop will always be connected to art."
The suits nod politely. Their lips smile, but their eyes do not. In their minds, they're already thinking of the letter they'll be drafting to inform her that they're letting her go.
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POPICASSO is coming to slay.
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Banned
Member Since: 8/31/2013
Posts: 20,327
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Originally posted by Nicole
Katy is alone in the studio. It's late. Everyone has gone home. But in order to put her name on the new song Bonnie wrote for her, she needs to make some kind of contribution. She takes a colored sharpie. In big, loopy, glittery pink letters, she writes "Make it CUTER!" and underlines the 'cuter' twice. Pleased with herself, she grabs her purse and is about to head out when she hears a whimper.
She follows the sound down to the basement/office supply closet. She hesitates for a second before pulling the door open. Turns the light on. There, in the corner. Ke$ha. Handcuffed to the heavy supply cabinet. One eye completely bloodshot. Big clumps of hair torn out. Upper lip busted open. Feet bare, clothing torn, shivering. A gimp ball in her mouth to keep her from screaming. She whimpers again, like a pathetic wounded animal.
Katy is horrified. She runs to Ke$ha and pulls the ball out of her mouth. Ke$ha spits out a broken tooth and a dribble of blood.
"Please help me," she begs. "He's starving me. He says he'll keep me down here until I look like I belong on a stage instead of a Sears catalogue."
"Of course! We need to get you out of here! Where's the key?"
Ke$ha points a shaky broken finger at a key hanging on a hook in the wall. Katy makes a dash for the key. But suddenly she stops. She doesn't see the key anymore. Instead she sees a big glittery 1, like a gold star on top of a Christmas tree. The top of the Hot 100. What will happen if Luke finds out that she let her out?
Katy pretends to reach for the key, then suddenly grabs the gimp ball and SHOVES it back into Ke$ha's mouth. She flicks the light off and exists without another word, shutting the door behind her.
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MAKE IT CUTER! 
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Member Since: 4/5/2014
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Raven Symone is a fat lesbian. That is all. 
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Banned
Member Since: 1/1/2014
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Originally posted by Ecstasy
Nice try 2000 and late. You will not be a weak bitch and back out on my watch
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I was just testing you, sis !
Congrats, you passed!
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Banned
Member Since: 6/9/2011
Posts: 17,950
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Originally posted by Nicole
Katy is alone in the studio. It's late. Everyone has gone home. But in order to put her name on the new song Bonnie wrote for her, she needs to make some kind of contribution. She takes a colored sharpie. In big, loopy, glittery pink letters, she writes "Make it CUTER!" and underlines the 'cuter' twice. Pleased with herself, she grabs her purse and is about to head out when she hears a whimper.
She follows the sound down to the basement/office supply closet. She hesitates for a second before pulling the door open. Turns the light on. There, in the corner. Ke$ha. Handcuffed to the heavy supply cabinet. One eye completely bloodshot. Big clumps of hair torn out. Upper lip busted open. Feet bare, clothing torn, shivering. A gimp ball in her mouth to keep her from screaming. She whimpers again, like a pathetic wounded animal.
Katy is horrified. She runs to Ke$ha and pulls the ball out of her mouth. Ke$ha spits out a broken tooth and a dribble of blood.
"Please help me," she begs. "He's starving me. He says he'll keep me down here until I look like I belong on a stage instead of a Sears catalogue."
"Of course! We need to get you out of here! Where's the key?"
Ke$ha points a shaky broken finger at a key hanging on a hook in the wall. Katy makes a dash for the key. But suddenly she stops. She doesn't see the key anymore. Instead she sees a big glittery 1, like a gold star on top of a Christmas tree. The top of the Hot 100. What will happen if Luke finds out that she let her out?
Katy pretends to reach for the key, then suddenly grabs the gimp ball and SHOVES it back into Ke$ha's mouth. She flicks the light off and exists without another word, shutting the door behind her.
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OMG @ this post from 2 years ago coming true. 
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Member Since: 1/15/2011
Posts: 12,295
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Originally posted by AMENHOOKER
POPICASSO is coming to slay.
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My favorite 
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Member Since: 8/23/2011
Posts: 52,519
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She takes the glass with a pudgy arm covered in a giant “Lady Gaga Is Over” tattoo (the “ironic” title of her 5th and final pop album). She takes a big gulp of whiskey and starts hollering “DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU’RE MY HERO” in a raspy voice ravaged by alcohol. Behind her a sign reads “Bette Midler Tribute Night.”
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“Homegirl, you done snatched my weave and strangled me with it! I am deceased!” calls out the transvestite in praise. (later that night, he will be killed in the alley behind the bar.)
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Banned
Member Since: 8/31/2013
Posts: 20,327
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Jewfro's "It's Lady Gaga (who's over)" post is hilarious, too
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 5/28/2011
Posts: 39,615
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Originally posted by AMENHOOKER
OMG @ this post from 2 years ago coming true. |
Psychic 
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Member Since: 4/14/2011
Posts: 48,397
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Those fanfics are genius
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