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Originally posted by HumanitySector
Lets summarize the tragicness of the era so far:
TRAGIC DECISION #1: "What the **** Rihanna just released as her first single?  "
25.1.2015.
Level of Tragicness: ■■■□□ (3/5)
The first of many tragic moves this era has to be a sub-par, Jonas Brothers wannabe, "artistic", "simple", "raw" in other words LACKING lead single. What the **** was she thinking releasing this? Anyways, it got lukewarm reception from the GP (from such GP that was actually aware of it, since the whole single release was such a non-event, and that is tragic enough to be a sub category of Tragic Decision (TD from now on) number #1, making it TD #1.1). However, the song is good enough to do great on the charts, and given her star power, it could easily slay for being a new Rihanna single and completely different than everything else out. But it didn't, which leads us to TD #2.
TRAGIC DECISION #2: "Rihanna is too cool to promote her new single"
As of now
Level of Tragicness: ■■■■□ (4/5)
So now that the shock from TD #1 has wore off, FFS is actually doing good on iTunes WW. Giving it one extremely good performance, it shot straight to #1 on iTunes. The song is gaining momentum. But nope! No more promo, nothing. FFS could've easily hit #1 on BB Hot 100 if Rih gave more ****s about that than covering 47 magazines. No more performances, instead we are getting messy HOME album soundtrack which made the mess even bigger (TD #2.1, but deserves to be called TD #2.5, since it's a major TD) Some may argue why is TD #1 ranged with less starts than TD #2 but that's because you almost have everything served to you to get a #1 hit yet you refuse. TD in its truest form.
TRAGIC DECISION #3: "I love the new video! It's raw, artistic, simple but effective!"
3.2.2015
Level of Tragicness: ■■■□□ (3/5)
No. It's trash. If you have a sub-par song, the least you can do is put an effort in it's music video. But no, we got another What Now ****, uninspiring, lazy and bland music video. And it's showing. The tragic VEVO videos confirm this trash is trash, no replay value at all.
TRAGIC DECISION #4: "****-Z, Dumbness, Tidal and EbbTidal"
26.3.2015
Level of Tragicness: ■■■■□ (4/5)
I said everything I think about this few pages earlier, so let me just put it in two sentences: Her management is not putting her material on Spotify that greatly counts towards chart positions no matter that she's #1 ranked Female on it. TRAGIC. Instead, they are using her material to promote and lure people into that flop Tidal. Even more tragic.
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Omg 
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they better not make BBHMM US only too 
. Very witty too. I love her 
