People have already said it here but retail is the worst. I don't work retail anymore but we would always bitch and talk ****. Especially customers who would say this sign says ____ we could make fun of you if you were wrong and say **** like go back to school and learn how to read. You're so dumb.
If you were an asshole to me I would say "Let me check in the back" knowing damn well we didn't have it but it gave me a mini break

. If you were nice I would actually check and look at other stores to see if they had it.
Oh and don't be one of those people who come up with hella **** and go "Okay, tell me the price of these altogether" or "I'll get some of these depending on the price". Those are the worst.
And yeah be careful about the fitting rooms. Some people have toileting accidents in there
Oh and if you ever try and steal from high end stores, don't. Lmao. The LP agents are talking to other LP agents of other stores all the time. We could get calls to watch out for certain customers. Idk if it's state to state, but in CA most stores you can't run after a customer if they shoplift or do a grab & run. But a lot of LP call the police and businesses recoup that way.
Oh and if you're in the fitting room and someone knocks asking if you're okay, just say yes. Because half the time you're being asked it's to see if the room is empty to let another customer in. I've walked in on people before
Whenever customers ask "is this a good deal" you'll get lied to. Friends & family events are a scam. Usually a week before a F&F is better to shop. All the promo's just go lower so they don't lose that much money off of the deeper discount with the F&F.