I ****ing fell down the stairs and in the process of doing so, I grabbed people trying to keep my balance and like 5 people fell with me. The sound of everyone falling was tragic They were so angry at me
Yaaaaaaaaas drag those hoes I bet you looked so gooooood
When I skipped double History and got drunk off rum, went back to school (like returning to the fkxing crime scene teas) and basically knocked the one and only hot teacher with my rum breath
did he tell you off?
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I ****ing fell down the stairs and in the process of doing so, I grabbed people trying to keep my balance and like 5 people fell with me. The sound of everyone falling was tragic They were so angry at me
I was looking at him like I wanna jump you right now.
But yeah, my other friend got offered counselling because they thought she had troubles, yet I got paid dust and had like every head of the school discipline me. I got out of it though, because I could have heavily dragged their asses to court for discrimination
I ****ing fell down the stairs and in the process of doing so, I grabbed people trying to keep my balance and like 5 people fell with me. The sound of everyone falling was tragic They were so angry at me
Last year in 5th grade some guy came in to my class to talk about fitness and eating healthy. Before he came I asked my teacher if I could use the bathroom because I had to **** really bad, of course she said no. So the guy needed someone to come up and help him with his exercise, and of course he picked me and 3 others. He told us to do 20 squats, about 7 squats in, my a$$hole wasn't having it, because all of a sudden I **** my pants, it was like Niagara Falls in my pants. And to make it worse, when I ran out of the room, there was a trail on my $hit all over the floor, and when my teacher wasn't looking she slipped on my $hit and banged her head on the floor. She didn't return to class for the rest of the year
I ****ing fell down the stairs and in the process of doing so, I grabbed people trying to keep my balance and like 5 people fell with me. The sound of everyone falling was tragic They were so angry at me
My italian teacher loves to dance and do exercises and she showed us this move once where you just had to bend down your upper body and be loose.
This one girl didnt understand what she meant so my teacher just went behind her back, held her hip/butt and kind of humped her and screamed things like "loose yourself!! its ok!". My teacher kept humping her for like 3 minutes and the girl couldn't do anything about it nnnnnnn
Then later she went to another girl and kind of pushed her head down and it looked it she was trying to kill her mess
Im using warning tag now, Im not getting any more warning points for posting about my life
My italian teacher loves to dance and do exercises and she showed us this move once where you just had to bend down your upper body and be loose.
This one girl didnt understand what she meant so my teacher just went behind her back, held her hip/butt and kind of humped her and screamed things like "loose yourself!! its ok!". My teacher kept humping her for like 3 minutes and the girl couldn't do anything about it nnnnnnn
Then later she went to another girl and kind of pushed her head down and it looked it she was trying to kill her mess
Im using warning tag now, Im not getting any more warning points for posting about my life
I leaned over to pick up a textbook over one of those small desks where the chair is attached to the main part, and me & the chair all fell over in a loud CLANG.
Nothing too bad though. I didn't do anything too embarrassing. Sometimes in elementary school I'd sing really loudly to myself lol. And I think one day in 5th grade I sang Hips Don't Lie but I can't remember if I was joking or not.
when I was like 10 I signed up for a school karaoke contest to sing Avril Lavigne - Complicated , it was in front of the whole school, basically like a talent show. So i'm up there singing to Avril Lavigne and I get the words mixed up and i'm so ****ing overwhelmed where I burst out crying, throw the microphone down and run off stage.
I've never heard the end of it.
when I was like 10 I signed up for a school karaoke contest to sing Avril Lavigne - Complicated , it was in front of the whole school, basically like a talent show. So i'm up there singing to Avril Lavigne and I get the words mixed up and i'm so ****ing overwhelmed where I burst out crying, throw the microphone down and run off stage.
I've never heard the end of it.
when I was like 10 I signed up for a school karaoke contest to sing Avril Lavigne - Complicated , it was in front of the whole school, basically like a talent show. So i'm up there singing to Avril Lavigne and I get the words mixed up and i'm so ****ing overwhelmed where I burst out crying, throw the microphone down and run off stage.
I've never heard the end of it.
**** you Avril Lavigne
I feel you on this! I did the school karaoke and I went up giving Cher-drag like teas. I sung Liberty X - Just A Little and while everybody praised me - they also tore into me. It was my Miley VMA moment. I got bullied for it at one point tbh. You were brave doing what you did - most wouldn't bother. That alone puts you higher than anyone that's ever ridiculed you for it .
They were so angry at me 
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