Lord those poop stories
5 years ago I went in a school trip with my class and teachers for three days. When we were in the bus my teacher was assigning dorm partners and then when we were all listed with our friends she realised that that weird otaku childish guy was alone, so the bitch take me out of my group just because she thought I was kind enough for him to not feel rejected. I was pissed, but I would have felt bad if someone rejected me from the group so I went with it and was assigned with the nerd.
Omg those days
He didn't lock the door once. He lost the dorm key FOUR times, one of them the key was found in the roof like what? When I was in the shower he would register my luggage to try my clothes, use my Nintendo DS and call random people with my phone. The naruto bitch didn't shower in four days, he smelt like death. One time my friend had to pee and her bathroom was closed so she had to run to my room and she found out the floor full of poop, the wc was blasting pee in all directions because that bastard clogged the toilet with one of his figurines. It was embarrassing.
The last day in the hotel we had a party but he didn't attend. One guy forgot his phone in his room and he found out that my room door was open, so he entered and found that pikachu rat JERKING HIMSELF IN MY BED FULL SPEED
When the news began to spread we had to stop the party and I started crying because I couldn't handle all of what was happening. Then the teacher told everyone that it was MY FAULT because I didn't want to understand my partner and accept what he was, so she said that I would get expelled right when we got back home.
I managed to take all of my baggage out of that room and slept with another guy that night. When we were back in school the teacher said that what happened didn't matter anymore so she kind of forgot about it, but until now, nobody has spoken to the nerd once and everyone nicknamed him "handjob ninja"
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