in 2nd grade i would tell the dumbest stories on the planet. like i accidentally put my cat in the oven when i was baking a cake and it was trapped inside so when we tried to cut it the kitty came out.
and all the kids would believe me and think i lived such a crazy life. my teacher would play along and ask further questions and i'd answer with crazy answers... looking back he probably knew i was such a liar but wanted to mess with me.
in 5th grade my teacher had this box of chocolates and my friends and i were like we should steal it (idk why don't ask lol
) and they made ME do it and i got caught trying to sneak it away and my teacher didn't get mad because he thought i thought they were for free lol but he kept bringing it up to the class every 10 minutes it seemed, making little jokes about it and tying it into what we were learning (she thought it was the funniest thing in the world) and everyone laughed at me because they knew i was trying to steal it...
in 6th grade my teacher thought i had no friends (all of them got a different teacher that year: 6th grade was still elementary for us) so he would literally invite to have lunch with him everyday and i never knew why but i would say no because i thought i was creepy. one day during parent conferences he was like "yeah i always tell him to come eat with me but he always says no. i would recommend some socializing programs so he can build up a voice to make friends because when he starts middle school next year he might get bullied"
in 7th grade during PE (middle school) i was in a rush to change out of my pe clothes and back into my regular attire i accidentally grabbed the wrong sweatshirt (someone had a similar one) and it was super sweaty. i didn't realize it was mine or how DRENCHED it sweat it was until later when people saw me and would just stare at me and some cliquey girls did the PU sign at me >
... that's when i realized how sweaty it was, you could see the wetness it was gross yet i didn't realize it... worst part was i didn't have another shirt under so i had to wear my regular (non-sweaty but still gross) PE shirt the rest of the day
i sat thru lunch and my 2 period math class in it. i vowed to never wear sweatshirts again. i still don't know whose i had. but i got rid of it ASAP
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this is college and this happened this month lol but omg its not that embarrassing but i just wanna share. do u ever have one of those moments that aren't that funny or exciting or whatever but to u, whenever u think about, it you CRACK up for minutes on end? this is [one] of mine: basically it was my bday and my parents were gonna visit me in the morning. at midnight my friends and i drank a LOT
(never again) so in the morning i felt so dead and hungover and then my parents came and i tried so hard to act normal lol (think they knew). but they took me out to eat and as soon as i finished i felt really sick. and so i decide to "Excuse myself to the restroom" but i had that feeling of vomit bubbling in my throat. (I'm really good at controlling when i have to throw up) as i walk in this older guy smiles at me and opens the door as he is going to the restroom too. i smile and say thank u and continue to speed walk to the stall and begin to just throw up FOR THE LIFE of me. it was weird throw up. like it didn't burn but felt better with every time. maybe u guys know what I'm talking about, it was like not painful it made my body feel good to get rid of everything lol. and when i came out the stall the old guy was still there just staring literally jaw to the floor. and then i smiled (
) and speed washed myself and quickly left. when i sat back down with my parents he kept eyeing me the reminder of the time there LOL. i was embarrassed at the time yet that night when i was just about to sleep i remember it and laugh uncontrollably! losing my sleep lol. i think the best part was that he didn't know i was gonna throw up. i was acting normally, smiling, etc. and then i left like nothing happened...
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