I looked at this awful cover again and I saw this line: "One woman says she's pregnant".
1. Who cares? There are millions on pregnant women right now (I don't know the numbers, I know it's a lot though).
2. If I went to this *magazine* and told them I was kidnapped by aliens and they switched my body with Kelly's, would they believe me and write about it?
That tweet actually ended up becoming very good promo.
But imagine the epicness of the judge telling them flops to pay many million dollars for Kelly for spreading false information and even more headlines like:
"Star magazine goes bancrupt thanks to Kelly Clarkson, buy Wrapped In Red and burn Duck Dynasty's albums"
"Kelly makes a fortune"
"Kelly destroying another magazine"
But imagine the epicness of the judge telling them flops to pay many million dollars for Kelly for spreading false information and even more headlines like:
"Star magazine goes bancrupt thanks to Kelly Clarkson, buy Wrapped In Red and burn Duck Dynasty's albums"
"Kelly makes a fortune"
"Kelly destroying another magazine"
Yes! And the magazine cover can feature her resting her head on one of these:
