i was like 8 and i had chili fries for dinner... you see where this is going well i went to bed, and i woke up covered in crusty ****. my sister was sleeping in the same bed as me and some of it got on her arm anyways, i felt more coming so i started running to my parents room for help. on my way there, it started coming out again. i kept running, leaving a trail. what kind of hansal and gretal tease? i got to my parents room and i woke up my mom. she took me to the bathroom but i stopped in the middle of the bathroom. i couldn't make it to the toilet. so i stood there crying for 30 minutes as a **** explosion came out of me, filling up my buzz light year pajama pants. my sisters all woke up and literally watched me the whole time pointing and laughing
Ok, I have many embarrassing moments over the years, tbqh, my life as a whole is quite embarrassing. However, I won't get into anything serious because I still don't even have the courage to publicly talk about my humiliations, so I'll just start small:
I make gay jokes (I am gay, btw) on a rare occasion with my friends and they just usually play along and we have a laugh, etc. Anyway, one day I was in school and it was lunch time, and we're usually allowed to go out to local shops to buy something to eat if we don't like what the school cafeteria has to offer, so I was walking out myself (because I couldn't find any of my good friends in time and I was in a rush). As I come back from the shops, I thought I seen one of my male friends speaking to another guy across the street, so I approached him and said "Oh, I never knew you had a Boyfriend!" as a joke, but it turns out it was two people I never even knew.
So they just looked at me with confusion and I just laughed my ass off trying to act as if I didn't accidently confuse them with someone else and I just had to play it like a bitch and I walked off. I was steaming like a pot full of vegetables, though. A mess!
Ok, I have many embarrassing moments over the years, tbqh, my life as a whole is quite embarrassing. However, I won't get into anything serious because I still don't even have the courage to publicly talk about my humiliations, so I'll just start small:
I make gay jokes (I am gay, btw) on a rare occasion with my friends and they just usually play along and we have a laugh, etc. Anyway, one day I was in school and it was lunch time, and we're usually allowed to go out to local shops to buy something to eat if we don't like what the school cafeteria has to offer, so I was walking out myself (because I couldn't find any of my good friends in time and I was in a rush). As I come back from the shops, I thought I seen one of my male friends speaking to another guy across the street, so I approached him and said "Oh, I never knew you had a Boyfriend!" as a joke, but it turns out it was two people I never even knew.
So they just looked at me with confusion and I just laughed my ass off trying to act as if I didn't accidently confuse them with someone else and I just had to play it like a bitch and I walked off. I was steaming like a pot full of vegetables, though. A mess!
In these kind of moments, you just walk as fast as you can.
OH and this was like a month ago, my sister and I went shopping for new clothes, but I lost her. Then I saw like a person with the exact same hair and same clothes so I ran after her and said, '' Bitch, where were you '', then that woman looked at me with a suprised face. It was not my sister. I ran away. Omg
This one reminded me of this one a long while back. Me and my aunt were at JCPenny and I went off to go to the bathroom or something. When I finally found "her", I walked up and said "Where the hell were you?!" and it was another woman! she turned to me and made this loudest gasping noise and I was so embarrassed, I didn't even say anything, I just dashed away
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In 8th grade we had this thing called homeroom where we went to this small class in the morning for like 40 minutes and just talked with our friends and stuff. I was sitting at my table of friends and then I stood up and turned to someone or something, then when I went to sit back down, my chair was GONE and thus I fell way down onto the floor it hurt SO bad, like I was ****ing dizzy. It was some ****ing popular jock asshole that pulled the chair from me and then he was sitting on it. I still can't tell if it was intentional or not because he is a major idiot. Anyway, while I was laying on the ground, tailbone sore as a bitch and the world spinning, everyone else was bitching at him including the teacher
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ok, picture this right, im in year 10 swimming class i have the HUGEST CRUSH on this guy is was and still is ****ing hot and like hes all wet and shirtless and stuff so im starring obviously and like we got paired together and like basically we was doing lifeguard training **** and like one position we had to do right was like i had to lay on top of him and omfg i was like omfg im gonna get a hard on and DIE i didnt but HE DID AND OMFG even tho no one else really knew what was going on i felt so embaressed cos i went red and everything
But at least it shows how brilliant of a voice actor I am
Jesus Mary and Joseph! You did not!! At least, it's kinda funny cos it's so bad and hilarious
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My whole life is embarrasing.
OH and this was like a month ago, my sister and I went shopping for new clothes, but I lost her. Then I saw like a person with the exact same hair and same clothes so I ran after her and said, '' Bitch, where were you '', then that woman looked at me with a suprised face. It was not my sister. I ran away. Omg
It happened to me in my senior year of high school, I literally pulled a random's hair thinking she was my bff in the middle of the street in winter, I also called her bitch, she was like what the ****ing ****!! I just said "I'm sorry... I thought you were..." then I ran off
My friends and I were cutting in line for lunch since we're popular. My ass goes under the rope and I lose my balance so I fall face flat and I almost brought my friend down with me It was so embarrassing! I didn't go to lunch for weeks! So many people knew that I fell! That's what happens when you're popular in high school.
OK, sis! I wanna hear your most embarrassing moment in your life, I'm too keen to hear about it.
I got some many embarrassing moments in life, even in public, so stay tuned!!
My mom caught me watching p*rn when I was 11!! Thank God, it was str8 p*rn. Two years later, she went on my computer and while she was watching my history, she saw a ton muscular naked men's pictures on my favorite website... she never really understood, she thought I wanted to look muscly like them
Well .. I have alot of embarrassing moments in my life, but not worthy to post here
I do remember when I was at school in class I didn't feel well. I asked the teacher if I could leave the class as I was very sick. She said she'd go with me as she was afraid I'd pass out. So we left the class when I suddenly felt I had to throw up, I stopped in the middle of the hallway. I felt it coming through my troat so I immediately put my hands in front of my mouth. Worst idea ever.. I had vomit all over my face
It was kinda like this but much more and all over my face
In 8th grade I told this girl I was bisexual so she would stop liking me, she told everyone the next day and insisted on telling all the guys in my class. I had to tell everyone I was straight.. The embarassing thing is I'm actually gay.
On the last week of 8th grade, I covered myself in self tanner as I was insecure and sick of people making comments about how pale I was. Some guy in my class noticed, pointed it out to everyone and started laughing. Some girl said 'Omg, he is spray tanning! He has marks on his arms! LOL' and people were telling everyone about how I spray tanned. I washed it off and never did that again.
Once I got a boner in gym class (the gym shorts are so thin), and 2 guys pointed in out and started laughing.
As a closeted gay guy, I had so many embarassing moments.
OHMYGODDD I just figured out I still have embarrasing videos on YT of me and my friends dancing and being all weird. I cant delete them because I've forgotten the password of that account but njtgrenjrergf. Not gonna post them tho
OHMYGODDD I just figured out I still have embarrasing videos on YT of me and my friends dancing and being all weird. I cant delete them because I've forgotten the password of that account but njtgrenjrergf. Not gonna post them to
I used to make videos when I was in like 6th grade. I made this one called "Eating mashed potatoes backwards" where I just filmed myself eating mashed potatoes, and then reversed the video in Sony Vegas everyone in my school saw it bc they knew I had a YouTube and they thought it was cool. Then it went semi-viral and random people were posting mean comments. My sister and one of her friends ended up defending me, until finally I deleted the account
The first one happened back when I was 17 (I'm now 21) I was at a friends 18th and I was constantly drinking... like litterally when I'd finished one drink I went back to the bar and got another... so I was wasted before I'd even made it into town.. I don't remember the whole night.. I remember talking to a girl and slowly taking a seat in a bush I remember throwing up on the dancefloor of some club, I had to be held up by various people throughout the night I was a mess
The 2nd one took place last year... I was out with about 12 other guys and girls... we were all crammed round this small table, I'd put my jacket over the stool I was sat on, anyway I wanted to go to the toilet so I tried to slide my chair back to get up but the person sat next to me had their chair leg on the sleeve of my jacket so as I stood up my stool fell backwards and so did I almost. But the stool leg was metal and it ripped the back of my jeans. Luckily I was wearing two jackets that night cause it was cold so I tied one round my waist for the rest of the night
Neither story was embarassing really but I just thought I'd share a couple
Well since you gurls are sick and want to hear more embarrassing stories...
I was with my friend and we were walking to the library...and then I couldn't find the library He has to go #2 and he ended up poopin himself. I had to clean his shorts in the bathroom sink in the library
well i went to bed, and i woke up covered in crusty ****. my sister was sleeping in the same bed as me and some of it got on her arm 
anyways, i felt more coming so i started running to my parents room for help. on my way there, it started coming out again. i kept running, leaving a trail. what kind of hansal and gretal tease? i got to my parents room and i woke up my mom. she took me to the bathroom but i stopped in the middle of the bathroom. i couldn't make it to the toilet. so i stood there crying for 30 minutes as a **** explosion came out of me, filling up my buzz light year pajama pants. my sisters all woke up and literally watched me the whole time pointing and laughing
she turned to me and made this loudest gasping noise and I was so embarrassed, I didn't even say anything, I just dashed away 
it hurt SO bad, like I was ****ing dizzy. It was some ****ing popular jock asshole that pulled the chair from me and then he was sitting on it. I still can't tell if it was intentional or not because he is a major idiot. Anyway, while I was laying on the ground, tailbone sore as a bitch and the world spinning, everyone else was bitching at him including the teacher 
Share you embarrassing moment instead. 
The embarassing thing is I'm actually gay. 
