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Discussion: Most Embarrassing Moment In Your Life
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Oh another drunk one  when I first hooked up with my ****buddy back in June, it was at a BBQ by a lake but then we kinda went back to a friends house afterwards, now my friend has this TINY shed in his back garden, like...the floor area is considerably smaller then a one-person mattress. It's actually a bike shed but at the time it was being used to store cushions that can be put on the outside recliners. Anyway me, the ****buddy, and this girl called Alice had all crammed ourselves into this tiny shed for some reason, me and the guy squashed together, and the girl kinda curled up in a ball on our legs, with her head inches from our crotches. I think we had been tossing each other off for 5 minutes before I realized she was there  the next day I felt so embarrassed, but she's really cool and easy going so she laughed it off and didn't care  she even complimented my dick 
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Originally posted by Sexy Boy
Me and my schoolmates had a "goodbye party" cos we were finishing school. We went to some cottage, were drinking and stuff. The problem was that the cottage was small and didn't have enough beds. So 3 people had to sleep in one bed. Ok, I was sleeping next to my two schoolmates, a boy and a girl. And all of the sudden them bitches start kissing and licking and stuff and then they literally have sex. I was a bit drunk and was like WTF my two schoolmates are having sex right next to me?  ...they are even hitting me with their arms. It was so awkward.. I was silent..I don't even know if they realized I was lieing next to them...but then I got sick and vomited while they were moving up and down. GRR |
 Sis you're giving me so much life right now!
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Originally posted by Thisisit
OMG this should be a good one. at the end of August, my friend organised a massive piss-up BBQ to celebrate everyone getting their GCSE results back. This 21 year old Belgian guy who had fallen in love with me earlier that summer came to England to visit me, and I took him to this event and got him to buy SHITLOADS of alcohol on the way. Well girls, I've been drunk before but never THAT drunk :') a good 4 hours are a complete blank to me, although apparently I was conscious for most of it. But I do have vague memories, of a few events, and people who were there have been able to confirm I:
- took my **** buddy (not Belgian guy) to one side into some random persons garden (it was dark by now) and told him I loved him
- started feeling my ****buddy up in front of the host's mum
- Brought my ****buddy and the belgian guy together, kissed each of them in turn and declared loudly that wanted a threesome
-Sexually assaulted this really hot but really straight, apparently stroking his face and repeated saying how much I wanted to "tap that" 
- Agreed to sleep with my female friend to "check if I was really gay" in front of her boyfriend :')
- Threw up in my friends flowerbeds
- Had to be taken back to the Belgian guys B&B at around 1am because I was too drunk, and the taxi refused to take me because they didn't want me to vomit in the cab, eventually they took me but made my lean my head out the window the entire ride (NO memory of this but hey)
- My first semi-solid memories after around 11pm must have been at like 3am-ish, when the Belgian guy was showering me in the B&B SHARED bathroom. I vomited in the sink and clogged it up apparently, and then he took me back to his room were we slept naked together (my clothes were soaked in puke) he didn't want to take advantage of me but I kept dry-humping him and saying dirty things and apparently I woke up other guests because the owner shouted at the Belgian guy the next day luckily I left at like 5am cause I wanted to sleep in my own bed, and the B&B was only like 5 minutes walk from my house
And those are just the things I remember/was told about  but it was a fun night overall, and that ****buddy is now my boyfriend 
OMG that reminds me, at party in September I was high and drunk (not as badly as at the BBQ but still pretty off my face) when everyone shouted "THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON THE TRAMPOLINE" and in the camera flash of someone taking a photo I saw guy half naked ****ing a girl beneath him in my intoxicated state, I thought it would be hilarious (and to be fair, it was) to dive under the trampoline a start jabbing them from beneath I remember I didn't get a reaction at first so I kept jabbing harder until I was like hitting them  my friend (the same one I molested at the BBQ) said the guy thought I was some sick pervert doing it for a sexual kick and wanted to know who I was, but then my friend told him I was gay and all was forgiven |
You're such a mess I like it.
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I'm trying to think of some but only this one keeps coming into my mind. I was in third year & it was P.E we were doing the high jump I was pretty good at it cince I'm tall but When I went to take my turn I ran & just as I was about to jump I must have slid because while I was in the air I went side way & completely missed the safety mat & landed face first on the floor. Everyone including the teacher could not stop laughing.
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My whole life is embarrasing. 
But the only one I can remember is a few weeks ago, I held a party with two of my friends, and it was at their house.
First, they have a dog so I stroked him, and that bitch barked at me and chased me through the whole house 
Second, I grabbed a bag of chips, but when I opened it it like exploded and everything was eveywhere. The whole house was covered in chips, I was so embarrased. Then I had to clean it up.
And to make it even worse, I have like those pants with hanging suspenders and they got stuck at the table, the whole table fell. With a glass. It was a mess. I could cry.
OH and this was like a month ago, my sister and I went shopping for new clothes, but I lost her. Then I saw like a person with the exact same hair and same clothes so I ran after her and said, '' Bitch, where were you '', then that woman looked at me with a suprised face. It was not my sister. I ran away. Omg
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Member Since: 3/22/2012
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Originally posted by K$Animal
My whole life is an embarrasing.
But the only one I can remember is a few weeks ago, I held a party with two of my friends, and it was at their house.
First, they have a dog so I stroked him, and that bitch barked at me and chased me through the whole house
Second, I grabbed a bag of chips, but when I opened it it like exploded and everything was eveywhere. The whole house was covered in chips, I was so embarrased. Then I had to clean it up.
And to make it even worse, I have like those pants with hanging suspenders and they got stuck at the table, the whole table fell. With a glass. It was a mess. I could cry.
OH and this was like a month ago, my sister and I went shopping for new clothes, but I lost her. Then I saw like a person with the exact same hair and same clothes so I run after her and said, '' Bitch, where were you '', then that woman looked at me with a suprised face. It was not my sister. I ran away. Omg |
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This one time in HS someone told a joke and I laughed and farted and tried to play it off, everyone knew it was me and started laughing. Even my geography teacher Mr.Rice started to laugh I put my head down the entire duration of class. That was 3rd period by 5th it had spread around like wildfire, I had people coming up to me asking me "Is it true you farted in Mr.Rice's class"? Like bitch really? I can't.
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The time I was really drunk and was having sex with this guy. His name was Grant. Anyway me a d dude were going at it, (doggystyle position) I got really sick for a second and then all of a sudden just vomited all over the floor. I was beyond embarrassed. I remember him saying; "Well there goes my erection."
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Originally posted by BlooRiverAnimal
This one time in HS someone told a joke and I laughed and farted and tried to play it off, everyone knew it was me and started laughing. Even my geography teacher Mr.Rice started to laugh I put my head down the entire duration of class. That was 3rd period by 5th it had spread around like wildfire, I had people coming up to me asking me "Is it true you farted in Mr.Rice's class"? Like bitch really? I can't.
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The time I was really drunk and was having sex with this guy. His name was Grant. Anyway me a d dude were going at it, (doggystyle position) I got really sick for a second and then all of a sudden just vomited all over the floor. I was beyond embarrassed. I remember him saying; "Well there goes my erection."
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Originally posted by K$Animal
My whole life is an embarrasing.
But the only one I can remember is a few weeks ago, I held a party with two of my friends, and it was at their house.
First, they have a dog so I stroked him, and that bitch barked at me and chased me through the whole house
Second, I grabbed a bag of chips, but when I opened it it like exploded and everything was eveywhere. The whole house was covered in chips, I was so embarrased. Then I had to clean it up.
And to make it even worse, I have like those pants with hanging suspenders and they got stuck at the table, the whole table fell. With a glass. It was a mess. I could cry.
OH and this was like a month ago, my sister and I went shopping for new clothes, but I lost her. Then I saw like a person with the exact same hair and same clothes so I run after her and said, '' Bitch, where were you '', then that woman looked at me with a suprised face. It was not my sister. I ran away. Omg |
Ahhhhhh! I can't.  OMG
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It was about two years ago and for a period of time I was bored of using my hand to masterbate and I was using more elaborate methods. One day I was using a two pillows (use your imagination). My mum then walks in and all she can see is me naked on my bed violently humping some pillows. 
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Originally posted by ks_dollar
Last year at my grade's semi-formal I dressed up as a pot-plant. I painted my skin green, wore a black and green wig, wore green clothes, wore brown crocs and decorated myself with green and brown tinsel all over me. You were supposed to bring someone to the semi-formal too, so I brought an inflatable cactus.
I look back at what I did and just sdklfjsdfj ugh feel so embarrassed and weird about doing it omg. Like what the **** what I thinking
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Originally posted by princedonte
My mom pooped in the bed when this hot guy I like came to our house to visit. We were playing a video game in the den and she yelled to me "I pooped in the bed get yo black ass in here and change the sheets. The whole house smelled like poop for the rest of his stay. He toled everyone in town and they call me the Son of the Bed Shitter.
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Oh... My... God...  I don't even know how to describe the noise I made laughing at this...
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Originally posted by TOASTY
another horrible thing is when you're walking to class or something and you recognize someone and you think they're saying hi to you so you smile and say hey back only to realize that they aren't talking to you, but rather the person behind you
i'm like the king of that...
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Supprisingly I've never done this
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Originally posted by TimmyInTheWell
another one:
i was like 8 and i had chili fries for dinner... you see where this is going  well i went to bed, and i woke up covered in crusty ****. my sister was sleeping in the same bed as me and some of it got on her arm anyways, i felt more coming so i started running to my parents room for help. on my way there, it started coming out again. i kept running, leaving a trail. what kind of hansal and gretal tease? i got to my parents room and i woke up my mom. she took me to the bathroom but i stopped in the middle of the bathroom. i couldn't make it to the toilet. so i stood there crying for 30 minutes as a **** explosion came out of me, filling up my buzz light year pajama pants. my sisters all woke up and literally watched me the whole time pointing and laughing
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Originally posted by ks_dollar
A few weeks ago I moved location to another state in Australia, so that means I had to move schools too. So on the first day of school I was a nervous wreck. An office lady gave me this confusing ass timetable I could barely read because it had some stupid codes I wasn't even able to break down. Anyways so I thought my first class was grade 11 English. So I go to what I thought was the grade 11 Eng class....
So halfway through the class the teacher said something about their GRADE 12 ENGLISH ASSIGNMENT.... that's when I realised I was in the wrong class WITH the wrong grade. My heart seriously sank and I was way too shy to even tell my teacher I was in the wrong class in front of everyone. I looked behind me at the other grade 12 students then they all look at me and some even smiled. So while the teacher was at her desk doing her thang and the class was silent doing work I quickly grabbed my books and walked really fast out of the classroom and went to the office.
It's really awkward now when I walk pass the teacher in the school corridors.
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What kind of comedy movie intro about someone moving to a new area
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Originally posted by Rihanna_88
This happened 3 days ago.
I had an interview with a university and it all went well and the lady at the end said "lovely to me you" and with such confidence I said "I love you" I put my hand over my mouth in shock than said "sorry I meant lovely to meet you to" she laughed and I left, it was so f**king embarrassing.
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Originally posted by Sexy Boy
Me and my schoolmates had a "goodbye party" cos we were finishing school. We went to some cottage, were drinking and stuff. The problem was that the cottage was small and didn't have enough beds. So 3 people had to sleep in one bed. Ok, I was sleeping next to my two schoolmates, a boy and a girl. And all of the sudden them bitches start kissing and licking and stuff and then they literally have sex. I was a bit drunk and was like WTF my two schoolmates are having sex right next to me? ...they are even hitting me with their arms. It was so awkward.. I was silent..I don't even know if they realized I was lieing next to them...but then I got sick and vomited while they were moving up and down. GRR |
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Originally posted by K$Animal
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Originally posted by Pink Panther
It was about two years ago and for a period of time I was bored of using my hand to masterbate and I was using more elaborate methods. One day I was using a two pillows (use your imagination). My mum then walks in and all she can see is me naked on my bed violently humping some pillows. |
Now that would be embarassing
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Allow me to share a couple of stories:
The first one happened back when I was 17 (I'm now 21) I was at a friends 18th and I was constantly drinking... like litterally when I'd finished one drink I went back to the bar and got another... so I was wasted before I'd even made it into town.. I don't remember the whole night.. I remember talking to a girl and slowly taking a seat in a bush I remember throwing up on the dancefloor of some club, I had to be held up by various people throughout the night I was a mess
The 2nd one took place last year... I was out with about 12 other guys and girls... we were all crammed round this small table, I'd put my jacket over the stool I was sat on, anyway I wanted to go to the toilet so I tried to slide my chair back to get up but the person sat next to me had their chair leg on the sleeve of my jacket so as I stood up my stool fell backwards and so did I almost. But the stool leg was metal and it ripped the back of my jeans. Luckily I was wearing two jackets that night cause it was cold so I tied one round my waist for the rest of the night
Neither story was embarassing really but I just thought I'd share a couple
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I pooed myself in school once. 
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Originally posted by BlooRiverAnimal
This one time in HS someone told a joke and I laughed and farted and tried to play it off, everyone knew it was me and started laughing. Even my geography teacher Mr.Rice started to laugh I put my head down the entire duration of class. That was 3rd period by 5th it had spread around like wildfire, I had people coming up to me asking me "Is it true you farted in Mr.Rice's class"? Like bitch really? I can't.
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The time I was really drunk and was having sex with this guy. His name was Grant. Anyway me a d dude were going at it, (doggystyle position) I got really sick for a second and then all of a sudden just vomited all over the floor. I was beyond embarrassed. I remember him saying; "Well there goes my erection."
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Originally posted by Sexy Boy
Me and my schoolmates had a "goodbye party" cos we were finishing school. We went to some cottage, were drinking and stuff. The problem was that the cottage was small and didn't have enough beds. So 3 people had to sleep in one bed. Ok, I was sleeping next to my two schoolmates, a boy and a girl. And all of the sudden them bitches start kissing and licking and stuff and then they literally have sex. I was a bit drunk and was like WTF my two schoolmates are having sex right next to me? ...they are even hitting me with their arms. It was so awkward.. I was silent..I don't even know if they realized I was lieing next to them...but then I got sick and vomited while they were moving up and down. GRR |
I can't with life
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Not the most embarrassing but once the lady at the checkout counter asked me if I wanted a bag which caught me off guard as it was just a pack of chewing gum and I replied "No please"
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Originally posted by princedonte
My mom pooped in the bed when this hot guy I like came to our house to visit. We were playing a video game in the den and she yelled to me "I pooped in the bed get yo black ass in here and change the sheets. The whole house smelled like poop for the rest of his stay. He toled everyone in town and they call me the Son of the Bed Shitter.
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Originally posted by Elliot
ok, picture this right, im in year 10 swimming class i have the HUGEST CRUSH on this guy is was and still is ****ing hot and like hes all wet and shirtless and stuff so im starring obviously and like we got paired together and like basically we was doing lifeguard training **** and like one position we had to do right was like i had to lay on top of him and omfg i was like omfg im gonna get a hard on and DIE i didnt but HE DID AND OMFG even tho no one else really knew what was going on i felt so embaressed cos i went red and everything
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oh my sis. 
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Originally posted by Thisisit
OMG this should be a good one. at the end of August, my friend organised a massive piss-up BBQ to celebrate everyone getting their GCSE results back. This 21 year old Belgian guy who had fallen in love with me earlier that summer came to England to visit me, and I took him to this event and got him to buy SHITLOADS of alcohol on the way. Well girls, I've been drunk before but never THAT drunk :') a good 4 hours are a complete blank to me, although apparently I was conscious for most of it. But I do have vague memories, of a few events, and people who were there have been able to confirm I:
- took my **** buddy (not Belgian guy) to one side into some random persons garden (it was dark by now) and told him I loved him
- started feeling my ****buddy up in front of the host's mum
- Brought my ****buddy and the belgian guy together, kissed each of them in turn and declared loudly that wanted a threesome
-Sexually assaulted this really hot but really straight, apparently stroking his face and repeated saying how much I wanted to "tap that"
- Agreed to sleep with my female friend to "check if I was really gay" in front of her boyfriend :')
- Threw up in my friends flowerbeds
- Had to be taken back to the Belgian guys B&B at around 1am because I was too drunk, and the taxi refused to take me because they didn't want me to vomit in the cab, eventually they took me but made my lean my head out the window the entire ride (NO memory of this but hey)
- My first semi-solid memories after around 11pm must have been at like 3am-ish, when the Belgian guy was showering me in the B&B SHARED bathroom. I vomited in the sink and clogged it up apparently, and then he took me back to his room were we slept naked together (my clothes were soaked in puke) he didn't want to take advantage of me but I kept dry-humping him and saying dirty things and apparently I woke up other guests because the owner shouted at the Belgian guy the next day luckily I left at like 5am cause I wanted to sleep in my own bed, and the B&B was only like 5 minutes walk from my house
And those are just the things I remember/was told about but it was a fun night overall, and that ****buddy is now my boyfriend |
Lord, I was about to ask if the Belgian guy was even talking to you!! Good for you! You're now together, he must really love you 
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Originally posted by Thisisit
OMG that reminds me, at party in September I was high and drunk (not as badly as at the BBQ but still pretty off my face) when everyone shouted "THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON THE TRAMPOLINE" and in the camera flash of someone taking a photo I saw guy half naked ****ing a girl beneath him in my intoxicated state, I thought it would be hilarious (and to be fair, it was) to dive under the trampoline a start jabbing them from beneath I remember I didn't get a reaction at first so I kept jabbing harder until I was like hitting them my friend (the same one I molested at the BBQ) said the guy thought I was some sick pervert doing it for a sexual kick and wanted to know who I was, but then my friend told him I was gay and all was forgiven |
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Originally posted by Thisisit
Oh another drunk one when I first hooked up with my ****buddy back in June, it was at a BBQ by a lake but then we kinda went back to a friends house afterwards, now my friend has this TINY shed in his back garden, like...the floor area is considerably smaller then a one-person mattress. It's actually a bike shed but at the time it was being used to store cushions that can be put on the outside recliners. Anyway me, the ****buddy, and this girl called Alice had all crammed ourselves into this tiny shed for some reason, me and the guy squashed together, and the girl kinda curled up in a ball on our legs, with her head inches from our crotches. I think we had been tossing each other off for 5 minutes before I realized she was there the next day I felt so embarrassed, but she's really cool and easy going so she laughed it off and didn't care she even complimented my dick |
People who think I'm a gay guy need to meet I think your friends always invite you to parties cause they know they won't get bored jeez... You're like my crazy British gay twin separated at Birth
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Originally posted by MissBreakaway
I failed my driver's ed test after only 5 seconds. I started driving, hit the sidewalk and failed. It was in this huge parking lot and everyone, including my brother had seen it
It was the worst day of my life and now I'm scared to death for the next driver's ed test 
Another embarassing thing was passing out in some club although I wasn't even drunk. Some security guard had to pick me up and carry me over to the lounge. My friend saw it and told me that everyone thought I had been wasted as **** |
Wuhhhhht sis wuhhhhhhhhhhhhhht!!
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Originally posted by BlooRiverAnimal
The time I was really drunk and was having sex with this guy. His name was Grant. Anyway me a d dude were going at it, (doggystyle position) I got really sick for a second and then all of a sudden just vomited all over the floor. I was beyond embarrassed. I remember him saying; "Well there goes my erection."
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No sister no... There goes your friend with benefits
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This one time at band camp...
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