OMG this should be a good one. at the end of August, my friend organised a massive piss-up BBQ to celebrate everyone getting their GCSE results back. This 21 year old Belgian guy who had fallen in love with me earlier that summer came to England to visit me, and I took him to this event and got him to buy SHITLOADS of alcohol on the way. Well girls, I've been drunk before but never THAT drunk :') a good 4 hours are a complete blank to me, although apparently I was conscious for most of it. But I do have vague memories, of a few events, and people who were there have been able to confirm I:
- took my **** buddy (not Belgian guy) to one side into some random persons garden (it was dark by now) and told him I loved him
- started feeling my ****buddy up in front of the host's mum
- Brought my ****buddy and the belgian guy together, kissed each of them in turn and declared loudly that wanted a threesome
-Sexually assaulted this really hot but really straight, apparently stroking his face and repeated saying how much I wanted to "tap that"
- Agreed to sleep with my female friend to "check if I was really gay" in front of her boyfriend :')
- Threw up in my friends flowerbeds
- Had to be taken back to the Belgian guys B&B at around 1am because I was too drunk, and the taxi refused to take me because they didn't want me to vomit in the cab, eventually they took me but made my lean my head out the window the entire ride (NO memory of this but hey)
- My first semi-solid memories after around 11pm must have been at like 3am-ish, when the Belgian guy was showering me in the B&B SHARED bathroom. I vomited in the sink and clogged it up apparently, and then he took me back to his room were we slept naked together (my clothes were soaked in puke) he didn't want to take advantage of me but I kept dry-humping him and saying dirty things and apparently I woke up other guests because the owner shouted at the Belgian guy the next day
luckily I left at like 5am cause I wanted to sleep in my own bed, and the B&B was only like 5 minutes walk from my house
And those are just the things I remember/was told about
but it was a fun night overall, and that ****buddy is now my boyfriend
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Originally posted by Sexy Boy
Me and my schoolmates had a "goodbye party" cos we were finishing school. We went to some cottage, were drinking and stuff. The problem was that the cottage was small and didn't have enough beds. So 3 people had to sleep in one bed. Ok, I was sleeping next to my two schoolmates, a boy and a girl. And all of the sudden them bitches start kissing and licking and stuff and then they literally have sex. I was a bit drunk and was like WTF my two schoolmates are having sex right next to me?  ...they are even hitting me with their arms. It was so awkward.. I was silent..I don't even know if they realized I was lieing next to them...but then I got sick and vomited while they were moving up and down. GRR |
OMG that reminds me, at party in September I was high and drunk (not as badly as at the BBQ but still pretty off my face) when everyone shouted "THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON THE TRAMPOLINE" and in the camera flash of someone taking a photo I saw guy half naked ****ing a girl beneath him
in my intoxicated state, I thought it would be hilarious (and to be fair, it was) to dive under the trampoline a start jabbing them from beneath
I remember I didn't get a reaction at first so I kept jabbing harder until I was like hitting them
my friend (the same one I molested at the BBQ) said the guy thought I was some sick pervert doing it for a sexual kick and wanted to know who I was, but then my friend told him I was gay and all was forgiven
the main girl I liked and was bffs with turned out to be a **** now too. She's literally been with basically everyone and she plays the bisexual card too 
You need to wait until the end of the year to give her a taste of her own medicine. What a bitch... I feel your pain 
. It worked fortunately.
My embarrassing moments are nothing compared to some of yours. I feel like I'm not living the life. My only constant embarrassing moment is that I'm not a good swimmer and driver. I always get in trouble but I manage to get away with humiliation.