You cannot render her as someone who has demonstrated no artistic growth from a short snippet. She has an entire album to prove herself and it sounds like this single will have a roaring, epic chorus.
Little Haburo was minding ha own business watching XFUK when there was a commercial break, so naturally I directed my attention to my laptop.
I was innocently tip-tap-typing away when I hear "HELLO".
I clutch my pearls. My Beyoncé poster slips off the wall & onto the floor.
"It's me". My laptop starts playing S.O.S. by Rihanna. I gasp.
"I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet". I dive on my keyboard to type ATRL while the cat starts caterwauling & throwing up on my copy of PRISM.
"To go through everything". The Fantasy bottles on my dresser spontaneously smash & my Intimite Collection panties give me a wedgie. The server is down, I reach for my phone.
"They say time's supposed to heal ya". I unlock my phone to see a GIF of Safari & his new hairline laughing like a madman. I look helplessly at my own reflection & don't recognise myself because of the shock & lack of wig.
"But I ain't done much healing". I drop to my knees & scramble along the floor to find where my wig went after being snatched. My phone is at my ear but the line is busy because Gaga is already calling the police about a pop emergency.
I look up & see two dots. I assume the foetal position & pray through my whimperings.
I can't @ her surprise releasing a snippet on television.
This is an emotional song written about meeting her father again, who has been battling cancer. Let's not compare it to an artist who writes about plastic bags and names one of her songs "Roar" while dancing with people in shark costumes on stage.
Wait at people calling the song "gimmicky" already. Let her write about whatever she wants. And as i said, even if i didn't quite like how the snippet sounded, the lyrics are perfect and scream "comeback"!
