[~Start The Music]

Originally posted by Haburo

I was so NOT ready.

Little Haburo was minding ha own business watching XFUK when there was a commercial break, so naturally I directed my attention to my laptop.

I was innocently tip-tap-typing away when I hear "HELLO".

I clutch my pearls. My Beyoncé poster slips off the wall & onto the floor.

"It's me". My laptop starts playing S.O.S. by Rihanna. I gasp.

"I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet". I dive on my keyboard to type ATRL while the cat starts caterwauling & throwing up on my copy of PRISM.

"To go through everything". The Fantasy bottles on my dresser spontaneously smash & my Intimite Collection panties give me a wedgie. The server is down, I reach for my phone.

"They say time's supposed to heal ya". I unlock my phone to see a GIF of Safari & his new hairline laughing like a madman. I look helplessly at my own reflection & don't recognise myself because of the shock & lack of wig.

"But I ain't done much healing". I drop to my knees & scramble along the floor to find where my wig went after being snatched. My phone is at my ear but the line is busy because Gaga is already calling the police about a pop emergency.

I look up & see two dots. I assume the foetal position & pray through my whimperings.

I can't @ her surprise releasing a snippet on television.

[Nutitle]

Originally posted by Sam 

Watch everyone praise her for not evolving with her sound when they drag Katy for the same.

But I mean it's okay I guess.

[Mike91]

Originally posted by Sam 

Watch everyone praise her for not evolving with her sound when they drag Katy for the same.

But I mean it's okay I guess.

Are you really trying to compare the two though?

This is an emotional song written about meeting her father again, who has been battling cancer. Let's not compare it to an artist who writes about plastic bags and names one of her songs "Roar" while dancing with people in shark costumes on stage.

[Marbles]

All I can say is that I died multiple times and came back to life and still can't believe it's actually happening
I was cluelessly listening to 19

[MusicTalker]

Originally posted by Haburo

I was so NOT ready.

Little Haburo was minding ha own business watching XFUK when there was a commercial break, so naturally I directed my attention to my laptop.

I was innocently tip-tap-typing away when I hear "HELLO".

I clutch my pearls. My Beyoncé poster slips off the wall & onto the floor.

"It's me". My laptop starts playing S.O.S. by Rihanna. I gasp.

"I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet". I dive on my keyboard to type ATRL while the cat starts caterwauling & throwing up on my copy of PRISM.

"To go through everything". The Fantasy bottles on my dresser spontaneously smash & my Intimite Collection panties give me a wedgie. The server is down, I reach for my phone.

"They say time's supposed to heal ya". I unlock my phone to see a GIF of Safari & his new hairline laughing like a madman. I look helplessly at my own reflection & don't recognise myself because of the shock & lack of wig.

"But I ain't done much healing". I drop to my knees & scramble along the floor to find where my wig went after being snatched. My phone is at my ear but the line is busy because Gaga is already calling the police about a pop emergency.

I look up & see two dots. I assume the foetal position & pray through my whimperings.

I can't @ her surprise releasing a snippet on television.

I just.

[Bey Admired]

Originally posted by Mike91

Are you really trying to compare the two though?

This is an emotional song written about meeting her father again, who has been battling cancer. Let's not compare it to an artist who writes about plastic bags and names one of her songs "Roar" while dancing with people in shark costumes on stage.

[Fraser]

Originally posted by Haburo

I was so NOT ready.

Little Haburo was minding ha own business watching XFUK when there was a commercial break, so naturally I directed my attention to my laptop.

I was innocently tip-tap-typing away when I hear "HELLO".

I clutch my pearls. My Beyoncé poster slips off the wall & onto the floor.

"It's me". My laptop starts playing S.O.S. by Rihanna. I gasp.

"I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet". I dive on my keyboard to type ATRL while the cat starts caterwauling & throwing up on my copy of PRISM.

"To go through everything". The Fantasy bottles on my dresser spontaneously smash & my Intimite Collection panties give me a wedgie. The server is down, I reach for my phone.

"They say time's supposed to heal ya". I unlock my phone to see a GIF of Safari & his new hairline laughing like a madman. I look helplessly at my own reflection & don't recognise myself because of the shock & lack of wig.

"But I ain't done much healing". I drop to my knees & scramble along the floor to find where my wig went after being snatched. My phone is at my ear but the line is busy because Gaga is already calling the police about a pop emergency.

I look up & see two dots. I assume the foetal position & pray through my whimperings.

I can't @ her surprise releasing a snippet on television.

nnnnnnn

[Ichinaru19]

Originally posted by Marbles

All I can say is that I died multiple times and came back to life and still can't believe it's actually happening
I was cluelessly listening to 19

Not you listening to 19 while everyone was chatting about new music :P

[Brian Kinney]

This is too much
Adele is finally back
After 4 years of waiting
Take all my money Queen
What kind of a genius way to comeback
"Hello..."

[EdgeOfAddiction]

Sounds like it has potential.

[Tylerbv]

Originally posted by Haburo

I was so NOT ready.

Little Haburo was minding ha own business watching XFUK when there was a commercial break, so naturally I directed my attention to my laptop.

I was innocently tip-tap-typing away when I hear "HELLO".

I clutch my pearls. My Beyoncé poster slips off the wall & onto the floor.

"It's me". My laptop starts playing S.O.S. by Rihanna. I gasp.

"I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet". I dive on my keyboard to type ATRL while the cat starts caterwauling & throwing up on my copy of PRISM.

"To go through everything". The Fantasy bottles on my dresser spontaneously smash & my Intimite Collection panties give me a wedgie. The server is down, I reach for my phone.

"They say time's supposed to heal ya". I unlock my phone to see a GIF of Safari & his new hairline laughing like a madman. I look helplessly at my own reflection & don't recognise myself because of the shock & lack of wig.

"But I ain't done much healing". I drop to my knees & scramble along the floor to find where my wig went after being snatched. My phone is at my ear but the line is busy because Gaga is already calling the police about a pop emergency.

I look up & see two dots. I assume the foetal position & pray through my whimperings.

I can't @ her surprise releasing a snippet on television.

what is this

[King_Lonnie]

Jesus she is coming.

[tj hazuki]

Adele: Hello I'm back.
Rihanna: let's wait for another 2 years before realising R8.
Beyonce: she's going to officially have more Grammys than me when this album drops.
Jay: I want a divorce
Beyonce: what?! But I'm the baddest bitch.
Jay: No that's Adele

Top comment on YT, lol.

[Walk_Away21]

Meh.

[Bilolo]

Ready for some Adele

[Ichinaru19]

Originally posted by Bilolo

Ready for some Adele

Yay Glad you are ready Bilolo

[Disco Love]

I am snatchedt.

[BudBud]

snatch me bald queen

[MusicTalker]

Originally posted by Disco Love

I am snatchedt.

This thread is a gem.

[DWG]

Originally posted by Haburo

I was so NOT ready.

Little Haburo was minding ha own business watching XFUK when there was a commercial break, so naturally I directed my attention to my laptop.

I was innocently tip-tap-typing away when I hear "HELLO".

I clutch my pearls. My Beyoncé poster slips off the wall & onto the floor.

"It's me". My laptop starts playing S.O.S. by Rihanna. I gasp.

"I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet". I dive on my keyboard to type ATRL while the cat starts caterwauling & throwing up on my copy of PRISM.

"To go through everything". The Fantasy bottles on my dresser spontaneously smash & my Intimite Collection panties give me a wedgie. The server is down, I reach for my phone.

"They say time's supposed to heal ya". I unlock my phone to see a GIF of Safari & his new hairline laughing like a madman. I look helplessly at my own reflection & don't recognise myself because of the shock & lack of wig.

"But I ain't done much healing". I drop to my knees & scramble along the floor to find where my wig went after being snatched. My phone is at my ear but the line is busy because Gaga is already calling the police about a pop emergency.

I look up & see two dots. I assume the foetal position & pray through my whimperings.

I can't @ her surprise releasing a snippet on television.

Post of the year.