I was gonna go back to the previous page and rub it in fefe's face that I made the list and she didn't, but then I looked again and saw her above me. So that's over, it's cancelled.
Speaking of rubbing things...
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members I had the most fun masturbating to this year.
This educated hunty has a Ph.D in Platinum Hit and a dick in her mouth. She spends her days alternating between grading papers and making poor decisions as a judge of Drag Race Seasons 02 and 03. More than anything, though, I am grateful to her for ghostwriting my entire discography in Platinum Hit 9, allowing me to win the season in spite of my illiteracy. We bonded over our academic aspirations and shared love of safe sex advocacy. Flashback to that time she thought I was her age. As if, I ain't even hit menopause yet. Dusty bitch.
C\H/A~N\E&L Chanel DiAngelo
This feisty lady has the looks of a goth lesbian, and the vocal tone of a butch one. Whether it's her insistence on blowing up my phone to reveal all the ways she's rigging Drag Race Season 03 or to humbly and patiently argue that she believes she deserved to win Season 01, my time getting to know this undead underwear model has been, like Naomi's time on Season 8, cute. She's doing a wonderful job as a replacement host for my little ATRL game baby of Drag Race, so much so that I don't even think of her as a replacement anymore. Welcome to the Haus of Citrus, Chanel DiGrapefruit.