Discussion: How to Drag Your Ex?

Nightingale

I'm honestly tired of people asking me about my ex, but I don't want to come off bitter when I respond but I still want to sneakily drag to the pits and back. I usually go with a classic Mariah drag like

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but I'm starting to fear I'm coming off as too bitter. Does anyone have any good drags I could use?

Outlaws

Tacky.

Nightingale

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Originally posted by Outlaws

Tacky.

M André

Whenever people ask about my ex I always say "I don't know, he's my ex for a reason".

conatus

Don't. Move on.

inspiration4

The only way to really "drag" your ex is to become a better person than when they had you, and to speak positively about them, if you must speak on them at all.

Bitter and salty lose, always.

Jackson

The best thing you can do is pay ha dust. Move on, don't talk about him, become a better person, etc

Indie

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Originally posted by Outlaws

Tacky.

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Brunette Ambition

Don't do that.
Once you loved him/her so let them be a nice memory.

Attitude

Tell them to mind their own business.

iLays

Move on and grow. Tha greatest drag that applies to everyone. Exes. Haters. Enemies. Etc.

Nightingale

I just want to point out that I honestly never even care or think about my ex at all (good or bad) but people keep bringing up the past so I might as well have some kiis while I'm at it.

Speezy

Set their house on fire and leave the iTunes link to Usher - Burn in their messages

MusicTalker

Quote Halsey and say "he's a ghost, where he'd go?". Everyone would know what you're talking about, naturally!

Sabbath

Move on.

Witch Privilege

Why do these people ask you about your ex? Do they not know you're broken up, or do they know, and they still ask you anyways?

Citrus

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Originally posted by inspiration4

The only way to really "drag" your ex is to become a better person than when they had you, and to speak positively about them, if you must speak on them at all.

Bitter and salty lose, always.

This is such a good answer

BrittRihanna134

Say "Don't know, ~~don't care~~" and keep it moving. People will get the point eventually.

Summerboy95

Quote:

Originally posted by inspiration4

The only way to really "drag" your ex is to become a better person than when they had you, and to speak positively about them, if you must speak on them at all.

Bitter and salty lose, always.

This.

Flawfree

be sure to sleep around with as many people as possible so that the emotional connection you feel towards your past relationship gets crushed under a mountain of nameless faceless men.

flaunt around a new man on your arm every single time you go to a social gathering and make big proclamations to all your friends such "He's the one!" and "Yep, I think this time it's forever." before dumping him and getting a different man next time you meet up with them.

pressure your new man-candy into major life commitments. Get a dog together. Move into his apartment. Surprise him with matching engaged-to-be-engaged engagement rings.

socialize with your friends and then drag them to the local tattoo parlor to get a heart tattoo with your current boyfriend's name on it. when you dump your current boyfriend, get a new man and get a new tattoo as soon as possible. try to make this a weekly occurrence. Most tattoo parlors offer frequent customer discounts.

if after all this effort your friends still keep on asking you about your ex, then they were never really your friends at all. Dump them and get new friends. Possibly leech on to the friends of your current fling and make it obvious that you have nobody else in your life but them.