Originally posted by Flawfree

be sure to sleep around with as many people as possible so that the emotional connection you feel towards your past relationship gets crushed under a mountain of nameless faceless men.

flaunt around a new man on your arm every single time you go to a social gathering and make big proclamations to all your friends such "He's the one!" and "Yep, I think this time it's forever." before dumping him and getting a different man next time you meet up with them.

pressure your new man-candy into major life commitments. Get a dog together. Move into his apartment. Surprise him with matching engaged-to-be-engaged engagement rings.

socialize with your friends and then drag them to the local tattoo parlor to get a heart tattoo with your current boyfriend's name on it. when you dump your current boyfriend, get a new man and get a new tattoo as soon as possible. try to make this a weekly occurrence. Most tattoo parlors offer frequent customer discounts.

if after all this effort your friends still keep on asking you about your ex, then they were never really your friends at all. Dump them and get new friends. Possibly leech on to the friends of your current fling and make it obvious that you have nobody else in your life but them.

Originally posted by Flawfree

be sure to sleep around with as many people as possible so that the emotional connection you feel towards your past relationship gets crushed under a mountain of nameless faceless men.

flaunt around a new man on your arm every single time you go to a social gathering and make big proclamations to all your friends such "He's the one!" and "Yep, I think this time it's forever." before dumping him and getting a different man next time you meet up with them.

pressure your new man-candy into major life commitments. Get a dog together. Move into his apartment. Surprise him with matching engaged-to-be-engaged engagement rings.

socialize with your friends and then drag them to the local tattoo parlor to get a heart tattoo with your current boyfriend's name on it. when you dump your current boyfriend, get a new man and get a new tattoo as soon as possible. try to make this a weekly occurrence. Most tattoo parlors offer frequent customer discounts.

if after all this effort your friends still keep on asking you about your ex, then they were never really your friends at all. Dump them and get new friends. Possibly leech on to the friends of your current fling and make it obvious that you have nobody else in your life but them.

Originally posted by Brunette Ambition