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Originally posted by CannibalMonster
Last year in 5th grade some guy came in to my class to talk about fitness and eating healthy. Before he came I asked my teacher if I could use the bathroom because I had to **** really bad, of course she said no. So the guy needed someone to come up and help him with his exercise, and of course he picked me and 3 others. He told us to do 20 squats, about 7 squats in, my a$$hole wasn't having it, because all of a sudden I **** my pants, it was like Niagara Falls in my pants. And to make it worse, when I ran out of the room, there was a trail on my $hit all over the floor, and when my teacher wasn't looking she slipped on my $hit and banged her head on the floor. She didn't return to class for the rest of the year
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Oh my god
Nothing really horrible has happened to me. In year 6 I walked into a giant poll at lunch at broke my nose
Last year tho, while the whole year of like 160 people was doing their half-yearly exams, I had a massive head ache and started to feel nauseous. Then about 10 minutes to go till it was over I suddenly projectile vomited onto the person sitting in front of me and like slipped off my chair onto the hard basketball court ground
I don't know what's worse: the vomiting or the fact that the person covered in my vomit continued to do the ****ing exam
(he's the dux of our year. Go figure)
They didn't mark my test and I got an average from my previous assessment marks so I won
), but I still tried to keep the straight-act after that. It was humiliating.
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