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Discussion: Embarrassing school stories
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Originally posted by Flavs97
i have one story that i will remember forever
It was the birthday of the guy that i liked so he stood in front of the whole class and we sang happy birthday to him and the teacher said: anyone wants to say something to him? and then he said: I think (Insert my name) wants to say something and inmediately i was being observed by the whole class, even my friends were laughing because they knew how i felt about him.
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him putting you on the spot like that 
i bet he knew how you felt
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Originally posted by Ouz
When I was in 4th grade we had this ****ing teacher who wasn't letting any of us go to the toilet. Idk if she thought we would mess with her and leave the school. I had a lot of gas one day and couldn't hold it in, so I farted, it didn't make any noise but it did smell disgusting, everyone started looking back and forth asking who did it, I was asking also, "omg it smells so bad please!! open the window!" After 5 minutes I farted again, seeing no one noticed me with the first fart, it smelled nasty again, also the whole class started screaming EW WHO DID THAT! The teacher said the one who farts can go to the toilet but I couldn't just go, everyone would notice it's me. So I farted again, again and again. After 5 times the teacher said *pointing my area since the smell started from there* "you can go out wait infront of the class door" 8 of us got up and waited there and the teacher started SMELLING our SEATS! Thank God she didn't say anything and I didn't continue farting. #hihi
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something similar happened to me but i wasn't exposed like you 
was it like a rotten egg smell? 
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i remeber this teaching assistant that we had in year 2 (7 years old), everyone liked him
and i would always play with his belt buckle and he'd be like Woah trying to move away from me.
i never understood why he kept moving away from me
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Originally posted by Shapes
That **** was my candy budget for like six months lmao
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I shat myself during a movie in second grade.
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What's up with teachers investigating who farted by smelling the seats
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Oh and one last question, what did you guys eat that day in order to have explosive **** farts
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Originally posted by bleuwaffle
I shat myself during a movie in second grade. |
This is gonna turn into a poop thread
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Originally posted by Satan
something similar happened to me but i wasn't exposed like you
was it like a rotten egg smell? |
Yeah. Ugh I tortured those poor kids.
^I remember having beans before that day.
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Originally posted by Satan
This is gonna turn into a poop thread
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It didn't even smell like anything, I just felt something wet. 
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Originally posted by CannibalMonster
Last year in 5th grade some guy came in to my class to talk about fitness and eating healthy. Before he came I asked my teacher if I could use the bathroom because I had to **** really bad, of course she said no. So the guy needed someone to come up and help him with his exercise, and of course he picked me and 3 others. He told us to do 20 squats, about 7 squats in, my a$$hole wasn't having it, because all of a sudden I **** my pants, it was like Niagara Falls in my pants. And to make it worse, when I ran out of the room, there was a trail on my $hit all over the floor, and when my teacher wasn't looking she slipped on my $hit and banged her head on the floor. She didn't return to class for the rest of the year
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These kinda thread always have me howling
"my a$$hole wasn't having it
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Originally posted by bleuwaffle
It didn't even smell like anything, I just felt something wet. |
no omg that's so gross 
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Originally posted by CannibalMonster
Last year in 5th grade some guy came in to my class to talk about fitness and eating healthy. Before he came I asked my teacher if I could use the bathroom because I had to **** really bad, of course she said no. So the guy needed someone to come up and help him with his exercise, and of course he picked me and 3 others. He told us to do 20 squats, about 7 squats in, my a$$hole wasn't having it, because all of a sudden I **** my pants, it was like Niagara Falls in my pants. And to make it worse, when I ran out of the room, there was a trail on my $hit all over the floor, and when my teacher wasn't looking she slipped on my $hit and banged her head on the floor. She didn't return to class for the rest of the year
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Noooooooo
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Originally posted by Satan
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LOL no he ain't gay. He's just comfortable with his sexuality and likes to have fun lol. Plus he had a nice body so he probably didn't mind the attention I gave him!
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Originally posted by MusicLoverDude
LOL no he ain't gay. He's just comfortable with his sexuality and likes to have fun lol. Plus he had a nice body so he probably didn't mind the attention I gave him!
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i like straight guys who are ok with the d
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OMG! I just remembered I had a **** story too!
It was in 2nd grade and our teacher had us paired in partners of two. We were quizzing each other before our spelling test but I couldn't focus, my face was all red pushing that **** out. It fell out of my pants leg and I scooted my **** by kicking it away from my desk. One of the classmates spotted it and was like "Ewww someone popped in class like a dog" and she then started kicking my poop like if it was soccer and the whole class joined in except me. The teacher was like "Ok everyone calm down! And she sent us out for reccess so she can call a Janitor. Nobody knew it was me.
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i feel embarassed to tell this... i was very sick this day and i had diarrhea. the day started well until i ate lunch. i had history and i remember i had to **** so i went to toilet. so i made this very loud sound when u have diarrhea and someone heard it and i heard someone giggling. later someone knocked on my door and told me to stop. i was very embarassed so i waited until i heard nobody and then i went back to class. when i entered class everyone started smelling something and said it smelled in the class room so they opened the window. but the area where i sat said it still smelled. and they were pointing out who was it for fun. they eventually ignored it until the next lesson. they said it still smelled but since we changed rooms someone said it had to come from someone in the class. then i let a big fart with a little bit poo so everyone knew it was me. i felt very embarassed. because when i got home my underwear had a little bit poo and i think when i went out of the toilet there still was a little bit poo. very embarassing. the day after i remember people staring at me and giggling. classmates even called me nicknames for a week. i was 15 
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Originally posted by SmokeOnDiamonds
OMG! I just remembered I had a **** story too!
It was in 2nd grade and our teacher had us paired in partners of two. We were quizzing each other before our spelling test but I couldn't focus, my face was all red pushing that **** out. It fell out of my pants leg and I scooted my **** by kicking it away from my desk. One of the classmates spotted it and was like "Ewww someone popped in class like a dog" and she then started kicking my poop like if it was soccer and the whole class joined in except me. The teacher was like "Ok everyone calm down! And she sent us out for reccess so she can call a Janitor. Nobody knew it was me.
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why is everyone pooping in class
waiT, you're saying yall were kicking the poop like a football 
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Originally posted by Svetslana
i feel embarassed to tell this... i was very sick this day and i had diarrhea. the day started well until i ate lunch. i had history and i remember i had to **** so i went to toilet. so i made this very loud sound when u have diarrhea and someone heard it and i heard someone giggling. later someone knocked on my door and told me to stop. i was very embarassed so i waited until i heard nobody and then i went back to class. when i entered class everyone started smelling something and said it smelled in the class room so they opened the window. but the area where i sat said it still smelled. and they were pointing out who was it for fun. they eventually ignored it until the next lesson. they said it still smelled but since we changed rooms someone said it had to come from someone in the class. then i let a big fart with a little bit poo so everyone knew it was me. i felt very embarassed. because when i got home my underwear had a little bit poo and i think when i went out of the toilet there still was a little bit poo. very embarassing. the day after i remember people staring at me and giggling. classmates even called me nicknames for a week. i was 15 |
bit of poo
this thread is giving me south park teas
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Originally posted by CannibalMonster
Last year in 5th grade some guy came in to my class to talk about fitness and eating healthy. Before he came I asked my teacher if I could use the bathroom because I had to **** really bad, of course she said no. So the guy needed someone to come up and help him with his exercise, and of course he picked me and 3 others. He told us to do 20 squats, about 7 squats in, my a$$hole wasn't having it, because all of a sudden I **** my pants, it was like Niagara Falls in my pants. And to make it worse, when I ran out of the room, there was a trail on my $hit all over the floor, and when my teacher wasn't looking she slipped on my $hit and banged her head on the floor. She didn't return to class for the rest of the year
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I AM SCREAMING
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Originally posted by Svetslana
i feel embarassed to tell this... i was very sick this day and i had diarrhea. the day started well until i ate lunch. i had history and i remember i had to **** so i went to toilet. so i made this very loud sound when u have diarrhea and someone heard it and i heard someone giggling. later someone knocked on my door and told me to stop. i was very embarassed so i waited until i heard nobody and then i went back to class. when i entered class everyone started smelling something and said it smelled in the class room so they opened the window. but the area where i sat said it still smelled. and they were pointing out who was it for fun. they eventually ignored it until the next lesson. they said it still smelled but since we changed rooms someone said it had to come from someone in the class. then i let a big fart with a little bit poo so everyone knew it was me. i felt very embarassed. because when i got home my underwear had a little bit poo and i think when i went out of the toilet there still was a little bit poo. very embarassing. the day after i remember people staring at me and giggling. classmates even called me nicknames for a week. i was 15 |
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