Discussion: Embarrassing school stories - Page 5

lonnie

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Originally posted by BudBud

i used to stare at my black teachers pants - cause of the stigma that black guys have big pockets.

100% of the male teachers are black here and I can attest to that.

Satan

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Originally posted by lonnie

100% of the male teachers are black here and I can attest to that.

They need to stop wearing tight trousers it'll save everyone from being embarrassed

Satan

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Originally posted by Buyonce1814

There's more? Let's round them up and go strutting our flawless selves in the Arndale or something.

lonnie

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Originally posted by Buyonce1814

Guilty too! I used to stare at everyones crotch - especially during swimming.

I was once in French class. I was sat next to a friend and we were pinching each other and stuff trying to make each other yelp so we'd get into trouble. Anyway at one point I noticed his ***** so I "accidentally" poked him in the crotch area. Loorrrrd. His face reaction was priceless.

Your poor friend

! I hope he found it amusing too though haha

He's a good sport so he just laughed it off.
But you poking your friend's erection

please tell me he's straight

CannibalMonster

Last year in 5th grade some guy came in to my class to talk about fitness and eating healthy. Before he came I asked my teacher if I could use the bathroom because I had to **** really bad, of course she said no. So the guy needed someone to come up and help him with his exercise, and of course he picked me and 3 others. He told us to do 20 squats, about 7 squats in, my a$$hole wasn't having it, because all of a sudden I **** my pants, it was like Niagara Falls in my pants. And to make it worse, when I ran out of the room, there was a trail on my $hit all over the floor, and when my teacher wasn't looking she slipped on my $hit and banged her head on the floor. She didn't return to class for the rest of the year

lonnie

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Originally posted by Satan

They need to stop wearing tight trousers it'll save everyone from being embarrassed

Only a few should stop,the hot ones can keep wearing them

bluth

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Originally posted by Neonika

when i was in grade 1 i thought when i got a boner every other boy got it at the same time so when i got a boner i went around looking at everyone's pants

It's saturday morning I should NOT be crying like this

Buyonce1814

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Originally posted by lonnie

He's a good sport so he just laughed it off.
But you poking your friend's erection

please tell me he's straight

He actually is straight

.

lonnie

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Originally posted by CannibalMonster

Last year in 5th grade some guy came in to my class to talk about fitness and eating healthy. Before he came I asked my teacher if I could use the bathroom because I had to **** really bad, of course she said no. So the guy needed someone to come up and help him with his exercise, and of course he picked me and 3 others. He told us to do 20 squats, about 7 squats in, my a$$hole wasn't having it, because all of a sudden I **** my pants, it was like Niagara Falls in my pants. And to make it worse, when I ran out of the room, there was a trail on my $hit all over the floor, and when my teacher wasn't looking she slipped on my $hit and banged her head on the floor. She didn't return to class for the rest of the year

Omg

BudBud

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Originally posted by lonnie

100% of the male teachers are black here and I can attest to that.

if only i was younger - i would have gone up and touched it innocently - im talking about their pockets

cOe

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Originally posted by CannibalMonster

Last year in 5th grade some guy came in to my class to talk about fitness and eating healthy. Before he came I asked my teacher if I could use the bathroom because I had to **** really bad, of course she said no. So the guy needed someone to come up and help him with his exercise, and of course he picked me and 3 others. He told us to do 20 squats, about 7 squats in, my a$$hole wasn't having it, because all of a sudden I **** my pants, it was like Niagara Falls in my pants. And to make it worse, when I ran out of the room, there was a trail on my $hit all over the floor, and when my teacher wasn't looking she slipped on my $hit and banged her head on the floor. She didn't return to class for the rest of the year

NOOOOO

Satan

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Originally posted by bluth

It's saturday morning I should NOT be crying like this

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Originally posted by CannibalMonster

Last year in 5th grade some guy came in to my class to talk about fitness and eating healthy. Before he came I asked my teacher if I could use the bathroom because I had to **** really bad, of course she said no. So the guy needed someone to come up and help him with his exercise, and of course he picked me and 3 others. He told us to do 20 squats, about 7 squats in, my a$$hole wasn't having it, because all of a sudden I **** my pants, it was like Niagara Falls in my pants. And to make it worse, when I ran out of the room, there was a trail on my $hit all over the floor, and when my teacher wasn't looking she slipped on my $hit and banged her head on the floor. She didn't return to class for the rest of the year

Bitch you owe me a new laptop

Satan

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Originally posted by BudBud

if only i was younger - i would have gone up and touched it innocently - im talking about their pockets

I wish I had taken the opportunity too when I was younger

Buyonce1814

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Originally posted by CannibalMonster

Last year in 5th grade some guy came in to my class to talk about fitness and eating healthy. Before he came I asked my teacher if I could use the bathroom because I had to **** really bad, of course she said no. So the guy needed someone to come up and help him with his exercise, and of course he picked me and 3 others. He told us to do 20 squats, about 7 squats in, my a$$hole wasn't having it, because all of a sudden I **** my pants, it was like Niagara Falls in my pants. And to make it worse, when I ran out of the room, there was a trail on my $hit all over the floor, and when my teacher wasn't looking she slipped on my $hit and banged her head on the floor. She didn't return to class for the rest of the year

Not a **** trail tho?

lonnie

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Originally posted by BudBud

if only i was younger - i would have gone up and touched it innocently - im talking about their pockets

Me too

All those missed opportunities

BudBud

lemme go watch a relaxing movie

ReleaseTheGimp

Me and a few of my friends had a huge thing for our History teacher and my bestie told him on the last day of school that we all called him Sexbomb Sherry behind his back and i met him later that day and he never let on that he knew

When i was in Primary school i also had to do a speech in front of the entire school and my parents and i forgot my lines and i swore into the mic and everyone heard

My dad was mortified but my mum looked mildly amused.

There's loads more tho

i brought dishonor to my family

Satan

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Originally posted by ReleaseTheGimp

Me and a few of my friends had a huge thing for our History teacher and my bestie told him on the last day of school that we all called him Sexbomb Sherry behind his back and i met him later that day and he never let on that he knew

how embarassing

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When i was in Primary school i also had to do a speech in front of the entire school and my parents and i forgot my lines and i swore into the mic and everyone heard

My dad was mortified but my mum looked mildly amused.

There's loads more tho

i brought dishonor to my family

i bet the teachers went bright red

THEORACLE

When I skipped double History and got drunk off rum, went back to school (like returning to the fkxing crime scene teas) and basically knocked the one and only hot teacher with my rum breath

Mezter

I ****ing fell down the stairs and in the process of doing so, I grabbed people trying to keep my balance and like 5 people fell with me. The sound of everyone falling was tragic

They were so angry at me