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Originally posted by SHICD
ME FIRST
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You will lose interest in a certain popstar
However your relationships with your family and friends will become stronger! You will have many embarrassing moments next year as well; you may screw up a speech infront of your class? you may get constipated before an important meeting? 2014 will be a challenging year for you and your convictions.
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Originally posted by WFL
Any more details about how I'm gonna meet a child molester a lawyer and a journalist? Am I going to prison or something?
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I cannot tell you accurately but you MIGHT get involved in a murder case; you may get picked to do jury service or become an eye witness.
In terms of sex most of your pleasures will come from self masturbation but you may receive a couple of one night stands if lucky.
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Originally posted by Penk
How will my dating life be? Will I meet anybody?
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It's hard to say anything about your dating life but you will be HAPPY. I don't know how but you will find happiness either within yourself or from another person, keep your head up high. 2014 may be a fantastic year for you.
at me. Editing now. 
don't scare me like that my dick is staying in my pants this year
Can't wait.
