Will I die next year? Will I won the lottery?

A bit vague, but sounds good to me!

Will I find a boyfriend/girlfriend this year and how will my finance look like

sorry but no You may fall in love with a stripper/prostitute/nurse who are all already in love. It will be a tough year for your lil heart but you've gotta be brave

Your love life may or may not flourish depending or whether you're brave enough to speak to your crush.

A big dick.

Very bad I'm afraid. You will get food poisoning, you'll get caught masturbating and you may even break some of your bones; accident perhaps? or a fight? Karma will not be nice to you next year and the things you have said will come back to bite you.

What do you mean? This is so vague. I'm straight.

How is my 2014 looking?

Unfortunately no you will not win the lottery but you will win some sort of other competition. So enter lots of competition and luck may be on your side You won't see a dramatic increase in your bank but it will be a lot better next year than this year.

Yes you will die but not before you win the lottery!

You will be involved in a few relationships. One of your boyfriends will look like a cross between Jay Z and Kanye West; they will you treat you very well.

Decent year all around but no significant change will happen in your life; you will go on about your own business and it will be a bit of a static year for you.

literally

Nietzsche

will i ever bake a cake correctly

Will I come out? Will I finally meet a boy? Will I find a job? Spill it all.

How will 2014 treat me ? Will it be a good year for me ?

Will 2014 be a good year for me? Financially? Dating/sex life? Anything new?