I thought that your tonsil was that thing dangling down in the middle up until like 2 years ago

Recently I found out Cruise Control isn't when the car drives itself.

When I was a Kid:
Everything in the world was actually Black & White
Everything on the Radio was actually being sung right now
Every show on TV that was real was being filmed right then.
If you lied to 'Promises To God' you would go to Hell.

Oh and when I was like 5-8 when people would add Last to times like "Last Summer", "Last Year" I would wonder what they meant and how could it be the Last time that season/year/etc happened but yet we're still living.

I used to think that women got penises too. How embarrassing is that

Originally posted by Glitter I thought that your tonsil was that thing dangling down in the middle up until like 2 years ago

Originally posted by RudeBoyy I used to think Rihanna was Beyonce and Beyonce was Rihanna. I didn't figure out my mistake until Rihanna died her hair red. I also thought that the girl who sung umbrella was not the same one who sung SOS, or the same one who got beat by Chris Brown. Rihanna used to really confuse me...

Originally posted by iHypeMusic Recently I found out Cruise Control isn't when the car drives itself. When I was a Kid: Everything in the world was actually Black & White Everything on the Radio was actually being sung right now Every show on TV that was real was being filmed right then. If you lied to 'Promises To God' you would go to Hell.

I actually thought something similar. That the baby breathed through the belly button, so I always had a disconcerted expression on my face whenever I saw pregnant women at the pool, and I could never understand how they didn't shower for 9 months.