I thought every Black person was related to me/all Indians were black when I was <7 .
I'd see an Indian and I'd ask my mom/dad "Am I related to him? He's as dark as I am." My mom would just laugh her ass off and tell me no

When I was 'lil I thought women just got spontaneously pregnant with no contribution from a male being necessary.

I used to think that eating coffee would kill me

I used to think that taste BUDS were actually called taste BUGS lol

Those words sound similar

I used that tapeworms were actual worms from the earth inside the body when a person was sick, not the parasitic type worms.

I used to think that Rihanna was Indian.

I used to think that virgins were examined through their buttholes, because girls in my school said so

I used to think Elton John was blind & that was why he wore sunglasses.

That if i left my closet door open, evil spirits could come out of it.

I used to think kissing resulted in pregnancy for both women and men.

It comes out the same hole though?


I don't remember any stupid things I thought from my childhood right now