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TV Show: Scream Queens | #RenewalNewsSOON | #Pray4Chanel | #Over
Member Since: 8/31/2013
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Originally posted by C/H/A/N/E/L
Watch the first half. Don't watch the second.
Second half summed up:
Hester is the second bathtub baby and was raised by Gigi alongside her brother Boone. She was the killer. She did everything that isn't explained in episode 12 (the first half). She then frames the Chanels, and everyone who isn't a Chanel gets their happy ending in the real world.
Meanwhile, the Chanels go to an asylum, and they also get to live happily there because they find out it's where they belong and they totally fit in and get to do what they want there.
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I actually can't. Reading it makes me laugh at how ****ing awful that finale was. If he wanted to take them down he could've at least made it funny
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Member Since: 9/20/2011
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Listen up you pathetic maggot ridden Tim Gunn rip-off. You LITERALLY had every chance in the world to make this series and finale GREAT. Dorkus was amazing, yet not quite sure why you decided to let the local crackhead that got kicked out of Lana Del Rey's garage write this horrid tragedy. I've seen episodes of Bubble Guppies with more surprising twists than what I was just forced to watch. Did you really think this was acceptable to air on Television. I mean I realize you let Glee air for 6 seasons but this is crossing lines even for you Ryan.
AND BRAD you hippy looking home wrecker. I EXPECT this type of rotting ******** from the Liz Taylor reject, but YOU!? You're the one thats supposed to sit there like an Angel on the old queen's shoulder and say, "No Ryan, we can't possibly air this or let this be the end, let's do it this way." But what the **** did you do? You let this trash become real. Perhaps Gwenyth's smelly old clam was too distracting for you, or maybe you were too busy begging for recognition because no one realizes that anyone other than Ryan ever worked on your numerous shows together, I'm not exactly sure. But please go back home, look yourself in the mirror and then go watch this episode. If you have any other reaction then wanting to slice your throat open with a DVD copy of The New Normal, (If such a thing exists), then please do the latter.
Now that I've wasted 5 minutes writing this, I'm going to go pop open some vodka and bleach to attempt to scrub my memory and EYES of that optical assault I just witnessed.
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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The way he butchered the finale fespite having what could have been the most brilliant murder mystery of the year. You never fail to disappoint me, Ryan 
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Member Since: 3/12/2011
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Why does Ryan abandon shows after the pilot? He always did this with AHS. But Hotel is the only one hes staying on
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Member Since: 12/9/2009
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Originally posted by Tylerbv
I never thought of this... She never had the issue, it couldn't have been fixed by that. I'm screaming.
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They didn't say her condition saved her, they said the neckbrace did. Which is irrelevant to her fake condition
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by rl231
I guess all the Chanels have been ruled out based on that preview, unless Gigi isn't actually dead and that was a prop head or there's a fourth killer
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Originally posted by rl231
If Grace isn't the killer, the meltdowns in here will be great  |
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Member Since: 8/18/2013
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The Chanel rant scene was PERFECTION. How do you go from that to the ****ing SECOND HALF?
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Member Since: 1/4/2014
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Originally posted by Silence.
I thought he said he only killed Roger and Mandy. Actually I don't even ****ing care.
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Nevermind, he killed Boone. I thought that's what you said.
This finale has got me going crazy.
I doubt Hester killed her and Boone couldn't so I'm just going to assume he lied and killed Gigi.
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Member Since: 3/26/2012
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Why did Gigi have to die anyways? They don't explain who killed her and why.
I swear the Grace ending was one of his alternates and he just forgot to correct these plotholes.
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
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Originally posted by Josh
Why does Ryan abandon shows after the pilot? He always did this with AHS. But Hotel is the only one hes staying on
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Ryan has a writing credit for this, sis
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Member Since: 7/24/2008
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Just one thing i can't get over.
The person that gave as Asylum, was capable of creating this TRASHY, HIDEOUSLY bad episode. Is he hiring ghostwriters?
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Member Since: 8/18/2013
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Hopefully this is cancelled and Emma can lead the next season of Horror Story. If she delivers like she did as Chanel I can already sense the acclaim.
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Member Since: 3/12/2011
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Originally posted by Repo
Ryan has a writing credit for this, sis
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He only writes the pilot and finale
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
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Emma and Billie NEED to act like the finale never happened and move onto AHS6 please.
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Member Since: 3/26/2012
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+ It's not even slightly believable that they would not have done a DNA test to check who's Hester's real parents were, or check if #5 was actually adopted, OR check if #3 was actually mentally ill. Like does no one fact check this ****? Lazy ass jury.
Also, the jury needs to be unanimous. One lady getting offended at being called a HIPPO can't change the whole jury's minds. FIX IT RYAN.
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
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Originally posted by Josh
He only writes the pilot and finale
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The finale is why everyone in here is throwing a fit. And I can tell you why too, they're made with what happened with the Chanels
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Member Since: 5/28/2011
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Originally posted by ₳NTi Phenex
Listen up you pathetic maggot ridden Tim Gunn rip-off. You LITERALLY had every chance in the world to make this series and finale GREAT. Dorkus was amazing, yet not quite sure why you decided to let the local crackhead that got kicked out of Lana Del Rey's garage write this horrid tragedy. I've seen episodes of Bubble Guppies with more surprising twists than what I was just forced to watch. Did you really think this was acceptable to air on Television. I mean I realize you let Glee air for 6 seasons but this is crossing lines even for you Ryan.
AND BRAD you hippy looking home wrecker. I EXPECT this type of rotting ******** from the Liz Taylor reject, but YOU!? You're the one thats supposed to sit there like an Angel on the old queen's shoulder and say, "No Ryan, we can't possibly air this or let this be the end, let's do it this way." But what the **** did you do? You let this trash become real. Perhaps Gwenyth's smelly old clam was too distracting for you, or maybe you were too busy begging for recognition because no one realizes that anyone other than Ryan ever worked on your numerous shows together, I'm not exactly sure. But please go back home, look yourself in the mirror and then go watch this episode. If you have any other reaction then wanting to slice your throat open with a DVD copy of The New Normal, (If such a thing exists), then please do the latter.
Now that I've wasted 5 minutes writing this, I'm going to go pop open some vodka and bleach to attempt to scrub my memory and EYES of that optical assault I just witnessed.
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I second everything said here.
A vodka-Clorox martini sounds good, too.
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Member Since: 9/20/2011
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I'll SALT the EARTH with your ashes RYAN!
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Member Since: 8/31/2013
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Quote:
Originally posted by ₳NTi Phenex
Listen up you pathetic maggot ridden Tim Gunn rip-off. You LITERALLY had every chance in the world to make this series and finale GREAT. Dorkus was amazing, yet not quite sure why you decided to let the local crackhead that got kicked out of Lana Del Rey's garage write this horrid tragedy. I've seen episodes of Bubble Guppies with more surprising twists than what I was just forced to watch. Did you really think this was acceptable to air on Television. I mean I realize you let Glee air for 6 seasons but this is crossing lines even for you Ryan.
AND BRAD you hippy looking home wrecker. I EXPECT this type of rotting ******** from the Liz Taylor reject, but YOU!? You're the one thats supposed to sit there like an Angel on the old queen's shoulder and say, "No Ryan, we can't possibly air this or let this be the end, let's do it this way." But what the **** did you do? You let this trash become real. Perhaps Gwenyth's smelly old clam was too distracting for you, or maybe you were too busy begging for recognition because no one realizes that anyone other than Ryan ever worked on your numerous shows together, I'm not exactly sure. But please go back home, look yourself in the mirror and then go watch this episode. If you have any other reaction then wanting to slice your throat open with a DVD copy of The New Normal, (If such a thing exists), then please do the latter.
Now that I've wasted 5 minutes writing this, I'm going to go pop open some vodka and bleach to attempt to scrub my memory and EYES of that optical assault I just witnessed.
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Read that lisping queen to filth sis. Screen shot this and tweet him.
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