If the top 10 has all the girls (which I know won't happen, Britney ), my ideal top 10 would have:
Alien
Work Bitch
Legendary Lovers
Unconditionally
Drunk in Love
Mine
Partition
Do What U Want
We Can't Stop
Some other Miley song (Maybe You're Right idk)
Love Money Jesus out? B**ches are you cray, what tha f**k. It's a jam, a perfect song, and should have been top 10. God didn't deserved such a low place, marijuana Miley deserves better, you are all a mess. All the flops ahead of God, this is a joke, and I refuse to believe this is true, ya'll who gaves this jam a 1, need to.. I just keep it for myself.
Like, RIGHT?
The racism against Miley is too much for anybody with a human heart to take.
Overall score: 5.54 High score: 10 (supaspaz, Ace Reject, Regina George, conseeded, Toysoldier99, Great Username, Lust for Love, PeopleLikeUs, KLatz, Giselle)
Low score: 1 (Starmie, Heroine, Marq, Subomie, Pop, 4Real, Bad Influence, Konichiwa, M!X, I'mRihannaFan, Icing, dairyman2000, Nonchalant, Sparky Polastri, superben, bluth)
The lowdown: There’s only two kinds of people in the world: the ones that get “Chillin’ With You” in all its magnificent glory and the ones that shouldn’t have voted in this rate. Unfortunately, the latter group won out, dumping this heavenly bop well before its time. “But how could anyone listen to the Spears sisters celebrating fine beverages, feeling good and the people who make life worthwhile and not want to join what is surely the chillest chill session ever to be had by a pop girl?” you might ask. Indeed, it seems nigh impossible. Alas, not all of are lucky enough to be so enlightened.
ATRL says...: "Chillin' With You" was, unsurprisingly, a divisive track with voters. "Oh my god this song is so cringeworthy, I cannot deal with it," J. YONCÉ wrote. stereo.love ranted that "Britney ruined her own song. Should have been only Jamie Lynn, with a new chorus because this one ****ing sucks." August taunted, "Hee! The Zoey 101 theme song remains Jamie's magnum opus!!!"
But others were won over, especially by the sisterly affection. "The guitar at the beginning and the general sweetness of the song is too much to handle," lovesong said. "I can't NOT give this a good score." adrianbeane called it "A song of (unintented?) camp genius of the kind we haven't seen from Britney since... Britney?" Edge of Glory admitted that while "most of it's appeal comes from it's "so good it's bad" factor, it's also lovable because it's absolutely heartwarming. Slay us, sistas."
Best bit: Depends on whether you're Team Red Wine or Team White Wine.
Overall score: 5.62 High score: 10 (Luigi, lovesong, justin464, thatsmydemi, dairyman2001, Lust for Love, HotDamnMiley, superben, Ger-55, jinzo, Dollas n Diamonds)
Low score: 1 (Pop, MP2K, Toysoldier99, Jdella11, Great Username, Яeo., CrazyCat, Sparky Polastri, Shapes, Optimus, madonnas, V3$$3L.)
The lowdown: Over a shimmery melody, Katy attempts some good old conflict resolution. But bouncing between genuine atonement, passive-aggressive condescension and pushing blame onto the other person (Russell Brand?), she takes an approach that’s bound to lead to only more conflict. It’s the sort of non-apology apology that’s perfect for reality TV, which perhaps explains why she sings about throwing someone under the bus.
ATRL says...: Katy's "best song ever," lovesong said. "For once the lyrics are kind of good." August didn't know "who's at fault for this: Emeli Sandé's bland writing or Katy Perry's bland vocals performance. I appreciate the apologetic undertone and I accept your apology, Katy, you didn't force me to get through this album, this rate did." Edge of Glory offered a harsh wake-up call: "This will never be a single, Kats. Aside from the fact that it's a bonus track (hint: the last pop star to release a successful bonus track was Nicki Minaj over 3 years ago), it's just not that good. End transmission."
Best bit: Let's go with the "I'm not innocent" line, since it offers a reminder of "Oops!...I Did It Again" and what good music sounds like.
Maybe I'd agree with you if we were still in the near-flawless Can't Be Tamed era and Beyoncé didn't exist. But we're not, and she does. The only two top 20 worthy songs on BANGERZ are the first two singles, and even WCS is a bit of a stretch. BANGERZ is truly one of the most miserable listening experiences that I have ever undergone in my life.