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Discussion: Embarrassing school stories
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Originally posted by Shapes
In the first grade this teacher wanted to teach us how to count so she brought in like, quarters, nickles, dimes, loonies, etc. into class, like at least $40 worth of change. Basically when everyone went out for recess I stuck behind and waited until everyone left and then I stole all of the money  my teacher was so pissed no one would admit to it. |
What did you buy with the $40?
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Originally posted by Planet Mars
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i still don't understand why you'd take them off 
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Originally posted by Shapes
In the first grade this teacher wanted to teach us how to count so she brought in like, quarters, nickles, dimes, loonies, etc. into class, like at least $40 worth of change. Basically when everyone went out for recess I stuck behind and waited until everyone left and then I stole all of the money my teacher was so pissed no one would admit to it. |
Get money bitch i guess 
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Originally posted by Shapes
In the sixth grade my teacher was telling me that Australia was a continent and I was so adamant that it wasn't a continent, that it was called Oceania or whatever, and she wouldn't listen to me and she told me that I'm not a teacher so I can't be right so I told her that a kid told me she had fat thighs in front of the entire class she sent me to the office she was crying I got suspended for two days. |
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I peed myself in 6th Grade in Math class . I held it in hard for so long. I was new to the school and I was afraid of my Math teacher to ask to be excused. He was the most strict teacher in school . 6TH GRADE
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Originally posted by CannibalMonster
Last year in 5th grade some guy came in to my class to talk about fitness and eating healthy. Before he came I asked my teacher if I could use the bathroom because I had to **** really bad, of course she said no. So the guy needed someone to come up and help him with his exercise, and of course he picked me and 3 others. He told us to do 20 squats, about 7 squats in, my a$$hole wasn't having it, because all of a sudden I **** my pants, it was like Niagara Falls in my pants. And to make it worse, when I ran out of the room, there was a trail on my $hit all over the floor, and when my teacher wasn't looking she slipped on my $hit and banged her head on the floor. She didn't return to class for the rest of the year
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I can't stop laughing.
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I ran out of the room, there was a trail on my $hit all over the floor, and when my teacher wasn't looking she slipped on my $hit and banged her head on the floor. She didn't return to class for the rest of the year
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how could you even return to school after that
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Originally posted by CannibalMonster
Last year in 5th grade some guy came in to my class to talk about fitness and eating healthy. Before he came I asked my teacher if I could use the bathroom because I had to **** really bad, of course she said no. So the guy needed someone to come up and help him with his exercise, and of course he picked me and 3 others. He told us to do 20 squats, about 7 squats in, my a$$hole wasn't having it, because all of a sudden I **** my pants, it was like Niagara Falls in my pants. And to make it worse, when I ran out of the room, there was a trail on my $hit all over the floor, and when my teacher wasn't looking she slipped on my $hit and banged her head on the floor. She didn't return to class for the rest of the year
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oh
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gooooooooooooooood
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Originally posted by lonnie
My straight male friend used to tease me a lot in class by touching me and knowing the effect he had on me. So one day he does the same thing he usually does in my swahili class and when he touched my ass I yelped and the swahili teacher called me a ****** in front of the whole class!
It was so humiliating, everyone was laughing at me. That bitch will never know the effect of what she said that day. Ironically I got the best marks in her class
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This has happened to me before but I wasn't humiliated publicly for it. The end result of his teasing was us having sex in a tent and everyone finding out 6 months later. 
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@ all the embarrassing stories involving ******** and peeing
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In like 7th grade I was in gym class and when the teacher use to take attendance we would have to sit on the floor and wait until she was done. So one day in class after she was done taking attendance she told us to get up and as I was getting up, I farted and even though a few people heard it they were like "ew" and I tried to pretend that it wasn't me. It was embrrassing
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Originally posted by Doogle
This has happened to me before but I wasn't humiliated publicly for it. The end result of his teasing was us having sex in a tent and everyone finding out 6 months later. |
how old were you then
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Originally posted by onna
In like 7th grade I was in gym class and when the teacher use to take attendance we would have to sit on the floor and wait until she was done. So one day in class after she was done taking attendance she told us to get up and as I was getting up, I farted and even though a few people heard it they were like "ew" and I tried to pretend that it wasn't me. It was embrrassing |
i spat out my tea
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Originally posted by Satan
how old were you then |
He was teasing me this time last year, we did stuff in the tent in June 2013 (day before my 16th birthday) and everyone found out 2 months ago. So I was 15, year 11. That was how I spent science.
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Originally posted by SmokeOnDiamonds
What did you buy with the $40?
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That **** was my candy budget for like six months lmao
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i have one story that i will remember forever
It was the birthday of the guy that i liked so he stood in front of the whole class and we sang happy birthday to him and the teacher said: anyone wants to say something to him? and then he said: I think (Insert my name) wants to say something and inmediately i was being observed by the whole class, even my friends were laughing because they knew how i felt about him.
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When I was in 4th grade we had this ****ing teacher who wasn't letting any of us go to the toilet. Idk if she thought we would mess with her and leave the school. I had a lot of gas one day and couldn't hold it in, so I farted, it didn't make any noise but it did smell disgusting, everyone started looking back and forth asking who did it, I was asking also, "omg it smells so bad please!! open the window!" After 5 minutes I farted again, seeing no one noticed me with the first fart, it smelled nasty again, also the whole class started screaming EW WHO DID THAT! The teacher said the one who farts can go to the toilet but I couldn't just go, everyone would notice it's me. So I farted again, again and again. After 5 times the teacher said *pointing my area since the smell started from there* "you can go out wait infront of the class door" 8 of us got up and waited there and the teacher started SMELLING our SEATS! Thank God she didn't say anything and I didn't continue farting. #hihi
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Originally posted by Doogle
He was teasing me this time last year, we did stuff in the tent in June 2013 (day before my 16th birthday) and everyone found out 2 months ago. So I was 15, year 11. That was how I spent science. |
15 in a tent
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Originally posted by Ouz
When I was in 4th grade we had this ****ing teacher who wasn't letting any of us go to the toilet. Idk if she thought we would mess with her and leave the school. I had a lot of gas one day and couldn't hold it in, so I farted, it didn't make any noise but it did smell disgusting, everyone started looking back and forth asking who did it, I was asking also, "omg it smells so bad please!! open the window!" After 5 minutes I farted again, seeing no one noticed me with the first fart, it smelled nasty again, also the whole class started screaming EW WHO DID THAT! The teacher said the one who farts can go to the toilet but I couldn't just go, everyone would notice it's me. So I farted again, again and again. After 5 times the teacher said *pointing my area since the smell started from there* "you can go out wait infront of the class door" 8 of us got up and waited there and the teacher started SMELLING our SEATS! Thank God she didn't say anything and I didn't continue farting. #hihi
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wtf kinda salem witch trials
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I remember when I was in 10th grade in PE, we were all standing in the Gym scattered around as the teacher called our name for attendence. I was sooo daydreaming, staring into space just waiting for my name to be called and outta nowhere this hot guy that I kinda knew pantsed me! I woke up from my daydream shocked and embarrased pulling up my PE shorts hella fast! Idk why I was shy even though we change in the lockerroom but still! Half of the class laughed at me and I kinda got mad but mostly embarrassed. The PE teacher didn't even notice with his blind ass. It was an all male class too. Thank god no girls were around >_< I didn't even get him back smh
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Originally posted by Ouz
When I was in 4th grade we had this ****ing teacher who wasn't letting any of us go to the toilet. Idk if she thought we would mess with her and leave the school. I had a lot of gas one day and couldn't hold it in, so I farted, it didn't make any noise but it did smell disgusting, everyone started looking back and forth asking who did it, I was asking also, "omg it smells so bad please!! open the window!" After 5 minutes I farted again, seeing no one noticed me with the first fart, it smelled nasty again, also the whole class started screaming EW WHO DID THAT! The teacher said the one who farts can go to the toilet but I couldn't just go, everyone would notice it's me. So I farted again, again and again. After 5 times the teacher said *pointing my area since the smell started from there* "you can go out wait infront of the class door" 8 of us got up and waited there and the teacher started SMELLING our SEATS! Thank God she didn't say anything and I didn't continue farting. #hihi
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WTH?!!
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