In the first grade this teacher wanted to teach us how to count so she brought in like, quarters, nickles, dimes, loonies, etc. into class, like at least $40 worth of change. Basically when everyone went out for recess I stuck behind and waited until everyone left and then I stole all of the money
my teacher was so pissed no one would admit to it.
In the sixth grade my teacher was telling me that Australia was a continent and I was so adamant that it wasn't a continent, that it was called Oceania or whatever, and she wouldn't listen to me and she told me that I'm not a teacher so I can't be right so I told her that a kid told me she had fat thighs in front of the entire class
she sent me to the office she was crying I got suspended for two days.
High school was fine except one time I tumbled down the bleachers during a basket ball game, like head over hells tumbling and got laughed at for like three days.
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........ sorry for laughing 
it was horrible, but I dont think anyone knew it was me 
