Roommate Search Update 4/18/16:
Met two cool kids that I wouldn't mind rooming with. One of them is a jock who said he'd help me work out and get buff so that's a plus and then the other kid is this REALLY hot Asian kid who is really awesome and seems like real chill and helpful. I'm waiting to get back with them on if any wants to room with me so I don't end up with a weird kid who has like an ant farm or something.
The jock kept asking me sports questions though and asked if I was really into sports and such after getting all the questions right to impress him (Google search goes a long way fam). My gay ass loves balls, so I said that I ADORED sports and am really into athletics and getting my hands on any balls I can. He asked me if I had a girlfriend and I silently kii'd in my room.