Member Since: 8/6/2012
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Originally posted by lilMonsterKayla
Britney takes pet Miley for a walk. Muddy, warm streets of LA. Britney; white beer gut
. Miley, on all fours, runs to a lawn & squats, pooping.
No!! NOO!! MILEY.. down. Miley; PAW DOWN.
Britney, pissed, picks up the poo 'ICCCK!' Miley barks 'RUFF!!' Wags her tongue.
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Originally posted by lilMonsterKayla
Gaga finds a trail of cocaine in her rat apartment.
The nose, hungry and volatile, perks up with hunger. Sniffing, 'I see it!' it whispers into Gaga's ear.
Gaga, confused, is lured by the hungry and vengeful nose. 'SNIFF IT! SNIFF IT!' it orders.
The cocaine, shrieking with fear, tip toes and runs into the furnace. 'GET BACK HERE!' horks Nose.
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