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Discussion: Worst date you've ever been on?
Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by BambooBanga
Yeah... some people are really weird like that  My ex did that  Would last like five secs, annoying as **** |
That is so strange 
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Member Since: 3/15/2013
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Originally posted by Mzd
When we were at Olive Garden and he asked if I liked music and I said yeah Kelly Clarkson and he said "great voice, but she is too fat"
Walked the hell out of there. Early 2009 I was still in denial of what was happening
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Flawless stan though 
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Member Since: 5/9/2012
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We had sex, and then his boyfriend came to his house. 
I felt terrible, I didn't know he had a boyfriend 
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by Lose My Breath
I went on a date with a guy, it was pretty good so I decided to go back to his place...
We start watching movies and whatnot and I got really thirsty so I asked for a drink, he goes into the kitchen and calls me in there, he said he had to show me something, guess he thought I would think it was kinda cool or something?
I walk in the kitchen and he points to the wall, I looked over and there was blood on it, his mom had shot his step dad in the head about a week before...
Needless to say I left... Weird as ****. He is a very successful photographer now and he was REALLY good looking but that was just too much for me. I did look up the shooting, it really happened too.. just weird
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Would have broken both heels running the **** out of there
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Member Since: 4/28/2011
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Mine was a blind date a close friend of the family had set me up with.
They had been trying to set me up with him for awhile, but I always pushed it aside cause I was busy....So one day after work I get home and a bunch of people are on my porch. They had set up a barbecue at my place and a lot of my friends and family were there. I got upset cause I just got off of work and I work at an animal hospital so I feel very gross when I first get home. I get to my door and that's when my friend introduced me to the guy. I say hi then immediately go upstairs to get dressed out of my scrubs and fix up my hair. I then go downstairs and sit at the table eating my dinner. The guy joins me and we start to talk. Then out of nowhere my Mom goes towards my Aunt to confront her about something. My Aunt then bear hugs my Mom and starts squeezing her, then my brother goes in and pushes her off my mom. She then goes in and slaps my brother in the face and then people had to hold my Mom back from beating the sh*t out of my Aunt. All of this happens while I am just a few feet away at the table trying to talk to my blind date.
After that they had to bring my Mom outside to cool her down, then my aunt proceeds to throw knives at the door.....most awkward thing I had ever been a part of.
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Member Since: 6/9/2012
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There was this guy that I went to Kindergarten with, he started going to my high school, I onpy saw him for .5 seconds but I thought he was cute. So i hit him up on facebook and invite him to my friend's kickback. We eventually go outside and he starts giving me head in the middle of the street. And then i go to put it in, i smell straight up DOG ****. I was so grossed out. Nasty ass. So i try avoiding him, but i was drunk and he kept trying to kiss me. I went pee and he was sitting right across from the bathroom door with a CREEPY ass smile. He was rubbing my crotch in front of all my friends but I was too drunk. Eventually my friend asks which of us she's taking home first and I'm like "him." We didnt talk but now he's always staring. The other day I heard him say "im gonna sit my ass down, go on facebook, and conjure up some trouble"
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Member Since: 9/22/2011
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Originally posted by Nathan's Nicely
Undercover cop
I'll never understand why people add so much effort into creating this "cool" backstories when they would just have a better chance being themselves.
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And actually to add onto mine, I found out the car wasn't actually my date's. It was really his brother's and he lied to me because he didn't have his own, and I think he didn't even have a license. It was horrible  His family kept asking me personal questions about my life and kept poking at a really touchy subject (why I was homeschooled from freshman-sophomore year). Since they kept badgering I told them that it was because my best friend committed suicide and I couldn't cope. Then I left outside his house and started crying. He actually got mad at me because I said he knew about that and shouldn't have let his parents keep asking me about it. Then he refused to take me home and I had to call this other guy I was face-timing (as a friend) to pick me up then the rest is history Ever since then dating or finding a boyfriend has been on the bottom of my list of priorities. |
 
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by Blatboy
There was this guy that I went to Kindergarten with, he started going to my high school, I onpy saw him for .5 seconds but I thought he was cute. So i hit him up on facebook and invite him to my friend's kickback. We eventually go outside and he starts giving me head in the middle of the street. And then i go to put it in, i smell straight up DOG ****. I was so grossed out. Nasty ass. So i try avoiding him, but i was drunk and he kept trying to kiss me. I went pee and he was sitting right across from the bathroom door with a CREEPY ass smile. He was rubbing my crotch in front of all my friends but I was too drunk. Eventually my friend asks which of us she's taking home first and I'm like "him." We didnt talk but now he's always staring. The other day I heard him say "im gonna sit my ass down, go on facebook, and conjure up some trouble" |
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Member Since: 12/7/2011
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Originally posted by Rihhyonce
Why did this make me scream?
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Omg me too.
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by Haus of Dye
Mine was a blind date a close friend of the family had set me up with.
They had been trying to set me up with him for awhile, but I always pushed it aside cause I was busy....So one day after work I get home and a bunch of people are on my porch. They had set up a barbecue at my place and a lot of my friends and family were there. I got upset cause I just got off of work and I work at an animal hospital so I feel very gross when I first get home. I get to my door and that's when my friend introduced me to the guy. I say hi then immediately go upstairs to get dressed out of my scrubs and fix up my hair. I then go downstairs and sit at the table eating my dinner. The guy joins me and we start to talk. Then out of nowhere my Mom goes towards my Aunt to confront her about something. My Aunt then bear hugs my Mom and starts squeezing her, then my brother goes in and pushes her off my mom. She then goes in and slaps my brother in the face and then people had to hold my Mom back from beating the sh*t out of my Aunt. All of this happens while I am just a few feet away at the table trying to talk to my blind date.
After that they had to bring my Mom outside to cool her down, then my aunt proceeds to throw knives at the door.....most awkward thing I had ever been a part of.
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Originally posted by accelgors
OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT THIS ONE
okay so i was going to meet up with this guy i'd been doing stuff on webcam with for a while in new york city, but i was 16 so my dad said i could only go if he came with me. i was really determined though so we went anyway and then there was a god damn blizzard. but i STILL didn't give up and so we all went to this big art museum and i managed to get some time away from my dad with this guy. so we went to the bathroom and he started giving me a handjob, but i was so nervous that we were in there for almost an hour and he couldn't get me to finish  so, since we took so long these security guards knocked on the door and took us out of the bathroom and into a hallway-closet thing and asked us why we were both in the bathroom at the same time. i managed to somehow get out of it by making the excuse that i have stomach problems and the guy was my friend that i only get to see once a year, and i didn't want to spend the time in the bathroom alone, and they believed it and backed off the guy was so terrified that we barely talked after that...but he was selfish and his dick was really small anyways so i guess it wasn't a big loss. |
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I've never been on a "date" per say but just 2 weeks ago my best girl friend set me up with this guy who is also gay. My friend, another one of my friends, the gay guy, his friend and I got together at his friends house to watch a movie and get to know each other. We watched Easy A and not even half way through the movie my friend goes 'you better work bitch' referring to Emma Stone and I say 'omg Leslie, we can't be friends if you keep quoting that song' and the gay guy completely flips out and starts cussing at me. For the next 20 minutes we argued about Gaga and Britney to the point where they kicked my friends and I out. We haven't talked since and I never got my DVD back either.
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Member Since: 3/25/2011
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Originally posted by ManDown
I've had many, but my worst was in February. I met this guy on a dating site, we talked for a couple of days through messages and texts, and then he started getting really creepy. He basically threatened to come to my job if I didn't agree to go on a date with him, but in a less threatening way. I didn't like him, but I agreed to do it. He picked me up pretty late and we were supposed to see a movie. We get about halfway to the theater, and he pulls over and says he can't make it all the way to the theater because "the roads are bad". It hadn't snowed in a week, and there was no snow on the ground.  So we're in a parking lot, coincidentally next to my work, and we talked for a little bit. Then, out of the blue, he says that he wants to show me his underwear. I ignore it, and he keeps saying it. Finally I get annoyed and say, "Just do it then". He pulls his pants down and starts masturbating as I'm talking about my taste in music. It was so awkward. I'll spare the rest of the story, but I ended up making him take me home and I blocked his number. |
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wow
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by PurrKaty
So I started talking to this guy on grindr and I had a girlfriend at the time... I didn't want to do anything with him but I was just experimenting. So I told my girlfriend it was sick one night so I could go out and talk with this guy. I picked him up and he was talking to me super nice and asked why I have a girlfriend but want to talk to guys. He then got this creepy a$$ look in his eyes and said "I can change your mind about having a girlfriend" and next thing I know his hand was in my pants!!! I freaked out, slammed on the breaks and the car behind me hit me... So I pulled over and got out of my car to talk to the person who just hit me, and I literally peed myself a little because at that moment I realized that it was my girlfriends car and that she was following me!!!!! It... was... a... shlt show! She started screaming asking who I was with, why I slammed my breaks, and I didn't have an answer. My "date" or whatever called the police, I cried, my girlfriend broke up with me, and then I kicked that guy out of my car and made him walk home, and then I drove home with my bumper dragging on the ground... I was young and stupid, even though that was just last summer
I have a few other bad dates but that one still haunts me...  |
I SCREAMED
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Member Since: 10/12/2002
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Originally posted by BadMonster
O-M-F-G, that's just creepy  |
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Originally posted by getback
creepy
you better stay away from him, he might shoot his lover in the head in the future |
Believe me, I NEVER talked to him again... His is my friend on Facebook though
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Member Since: 7/9/2010
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The stories with the guys having orgasms after a kiss
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Member Since: 8/18/2013
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Originally posted by Shady
I've never been on a "date" per say but just 2 weeks ago my best girl friend set me up with this guy who is also gay. My friend, another one of my friends, the gay guy, his friend and I got together at his friends house to watch a movie and get to know each other. We watched Easy A and not even half way through the movie my friend goes 'you better work bitch' referring to Emma Stone and I say 'omg Leslie, we can't be friends if you keep quoting that song' and the gay guy completely flips out and starts cussing at me. For the next 20 minutes we argued about Gaga and Britney to the point where they kicked my friends and I out. We haven't talked since and I never got my DVD back either. |
What a gay mess.
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Banned
Member Since: 3/3/2012
Posts: 13,073
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Originally posted by Devon
OMG at the best one, I totally forgot 
Talked to this one guy on Grindr. Total stud, flawless body, cute smile. He's this really strict Jewish guy who's really religious and really timid. So he comes over to my apartment, and we sit down and watch a movie. Being a total horndog, I attempt to make a move on him. I kiss him, and his lips don't really move since he was very shy. Eventually, after using my words to be flirtatious with him, he starts kissing me and responding to my flirts. I start using tongue, then he turns his face and cringes.
I thought it was me who did something wrong, but it was him. He came in his pants after FIVE seconds. FIVE SECONDS! He was so embarrassed. I asked if he ever kissed a guy before, he said no. I asked if he kissed a girl, he said no. Anybody? HE SAID NO. ****ty me was his first kiss ever, and he came right in his pants. He left and we never talked again (but he was really really hot) |
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MESS
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Banned
Member Since: 3/3/2012
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Originally posted by jprsardeto
Once I dated a guy who had enough man cheese on his pregnancy stick to feed Africa. Dumped him, deleted him from my life and spent hours on the shower to clean myself for just touching this pig.
My sexual life is questionable
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GGGGGLKJSDFNNNNNNNNNNNNM,,,,,,,,,LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLL
I'M SO DONE, AAAAAAHRRR
This is why I love ATRL.
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I have never been on a date because:
a) I came out this year
b) I hate all the gays in my area
#thirdworldproblems
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