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Discussion: Worst date you've ever been on?
Member Since: 9/27/2011
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I can't at all these! They are giving me life at wrk right now 
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I need more
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by RomanNavy
Real story: I went to the zoo with my date and we got to the monkey area where those creatures walk around freely. All of a sudden one jumps on my head and it was all fun and stuff.. Then eventually its claws got stuck in my hair. I was screaming cuz that animal was literally snatching my wig. My date was like omg I'm scared to touch it, wht should I do? I had tears in my eyes cuz that thing didn't let go and it hurted like HELL. It was soo awkward with 20+ ppl staring at us. This fat chinese tourist kid decided to take pictures I was so angry... Eventually this employee freed me and I looked like I was just gang banged by 14 gorillas. Hair was a mess, scratches in my face and tears in my eyes. The zoo gave me back the money I paid for the tix hoping I wouldn't sue them. It was such a mess
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Omg sis I'm so sorry but
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Member Since: 9/1/2013
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i remember going on a date with a guy on valentine's day that i'd just started dating where i'd been prescribed a pill for my insomnia the day before
except the pill and my body didn't quite agree and during the date i started sobbing and freaking out and then he went to take me home and i fell asleep in his car and i woke up in my bed 8 hours later
he said he had to carry me and it took him 3 hours awww he was so sweet i miss him
but at the time i was so embarrassed omg
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Member Since: 8/28/2012
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What date? 
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Originally posted by Mzd
When we were at Olive Garden and he asked if I liked music and I said yeah Kelly Clarkson and he said "great voice, but she is too fat"
Walked the hell out of there. Early 2009 I was still in denial of what was happening
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Omg Kal
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Member Since: 7/15/2012
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Originally posted by PurrKaty
So I started talking to this guy on grindr and I had a girlfriend at the time... I didn't want to do anything with him but I was just experimenting. So I told my girlfriend it was sick one night so I could go out and talk with this guy. I picked him up and he was talking to me super nice and asked why I have a girlfriend but want to talk to guys. He then got this creepy a$$ look in his eyes and said "I can change your mind about having a girlfriend" and next thing I know his hand was in my pants!!! I freaked out, slammed on the breaks and the car behind me hit me... So I pulled over and got out of my car to talk to the person who just hit me, and I literally peed myself a little because at that moment I realized that it was my girlfriends car and that she was following me!!!!! It... was... a... shlt show! She started screaming asking who I was with, why I slammed my breaks, and I didn't have an answer. My "date" or whatever called the police, I cried, my girlfriend broke up with me, and then I kicked that guy out of my car and made him walk home, and then I drove home with my bumper dragging on the ground... I was young and stupid, even though that was just last summer 
I have a few other bad dates but that one still haunts me...  |
omg
while other stories are hilarious, this is just... I'm so sorry for you
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Member Since: 9/1/2013
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT THIS ONE
okay so i was going to meet up with this guy i'd been doing stuff on webcam with for a while in new york city, but i was 16 so my dad said i could only go if he came with me. i was really determined though so we went anyway and then there was a god damn blizzard. but i STILL didn't give up and so we all went to this big art museum and i managed to get some time away from my dad with this guy. so we went to the bathroom and he started giving me a handjob, but i was so nervous that we were in there for almost an hour and he couldn't get me to finish  so, since we took so long these security guards knocked on the door and took us out of the bathroom and into a hallway-closet thing and asked us why we were both in the bathroom at the same time. i managed to somehow get out of it by making the excuse that i have stomach problems and the guy was my friend that i only get to see once a year, and i didn't want to spend the time in the bathroom alone, and they believed it and backed off the guy was so terrified that we barely talked after that...but he was selfish and his dick was really small anyways so i guess it wasn't a big loss.
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Member Since: 10/12/2002
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I went on a date with a guy, it was pretty good so I decided to go back to his place...
We start watching movies and whatnot and I got really thirsty so I asked for a drink, he goes into the kitchen and calls me in there, he said he had to show me something, guess he thought I would think it was kinda cool or something?
I walk in the kitchen and he points to the wall, I looked over and there was blood on it, his mom had shot his step dad in the head about a week before...
Needless to say I left... Weird as ****. He is a very successful photographer now and he was REALLY good looking but that was just too much for me. I did look up the shooting, it really happened too.. just weird
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Member Since: 7/15/2012
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Originally posted by Lose My Breath
I went on a date with a guy, it was pretty good so I decided to go back to his place...
We start watching movies and whatnot and I got really thirsty so I asked for a drink, he goes into the kitchen and calls me in there, he said he had to show me something, guess he thought I would think it was kinda cool or something?
I walk in the kitchen and he points to the wall, I looked over and there was blood on it, his mom had shot his step dad in the head about a week before...
Needless to say I left... Weird as ****. He is a very successful photographer now and he was REALLY good looking but that was just too much for me. I did look up the shooting, it really happened too.. just weird
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 creepy
you better stay away from him, he might shoot his lover in the head in the future 
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Member Since: 1/1/2013
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Originally posted by Lose My Breath
I went on a date with a guy, it was pretty good so I decided to go back to his place...
We start watching movies and whatnot and I got really thirsty so I asked for a drink, he goes into the kitchen and calls me in there, he said he had to show me something, guess he thought I would think it was kinda cool or something?
I walk in the kitchen and he points to the wall, I looked over and there was blood on it, his mom had shot his step dad in the head about a week before...
Needless to say I left... Weird as ****. He is a very successful photographer now and he was REALLY good looking but that was just too much for me. I did look up the shooting, it really happened too.. just weird
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O-M-F-G, that's just creepy
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Member Since: 2/16/2012
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Originally posted by Midnight
I went to see Chronicle with a guy who claimed to be an undercover cop. I know when I'm dealing with a ********ter as soon as they open their mouth. Anyway, he talked about his self and his alleged job the whole drive to the theater. The movie started around 10 and we held hands throughout the duration of it. His ass kept jumping whenever loud bangs went off and I kept wondering what kind of undercover cop jumps during a movie. I mean, I didn't jump at all.
Anyway, the lying (he also claimed to be from a very rich family and that he was forced to move to the east coast because his job put him in some serious danger  ) and constant talking about his self is what made the date annoying. He also kept checking his phone while he was driving. You can guess what that was about, lol. We kissed and never saw each other again. |
this had me HOWLING.
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Member Since: 8/17/2013
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Last year I went out to dinner with this girl, and decided to watch a film at the cinema afterwards.
It got to the emotional part of the film and everyone was quiet and just when it was silent she FARTS 
Like she literally just lets one rip in the middle of this film
It wasn't even a quiet fart it was one of those wet motorcycle farts
Needless to say I ran the **** out of there within moments. Disgusting bitch.
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Member Since: 8/26/2012
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Originally posted by BadMonster
The worst date I've ever had was not my worst one, it was my most hilarious one though (well, right after it ended) and the worst for the guy I had a date with.
I'd known this guy for a while and he said he was straight, he had just broken up with his girlfriend so he came over... I was living with a friend, but she was out, so we were just talking about what was going on in our lives and about his break ups etc and we had a really good time... All of a sudden, out of the blue, he starts flirting and he kisses me... He was cute, I was single, and it was his first time kissing a guy, so I went with it.. He went for it and started using his tongue, so I put my hand behind his head and gave him a proper kiss, but after just 10 seconds he pulls back and looks shocked.. I didn't immediately realise what had happened, but then I saw... He had had an orgasm, was looking at me in shock and wanted to leave, and that is when my roommate came home and walked in  He left and I went after him to talk about it, but he was just ashamed and I left. When I came home my roommate asked me what had happened exactly so I started telling her and we burst out laughing, we were laughing so hard we started crying and we couldn't stop. We both still think it's hilarious, but I've never seen the guy again and that must have been his worst date. It's my most hilarious date till this day tbh |
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Member Since: 1/6/2012
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OMG at the best one, I totally forgot 
Talked to this one guy on Grindr. Total stud, flawless body, cute smile. He's this really strict Jewish guy who's really religious and really timid. So he comes over to my apartment, and we sit down and watch a movie. Being a total horndog, I attempt to make a move on him. I kiss him, and his lips don't really move since he was very shy. Eventually, after using my words to be flirtatious with him, he starts kissing me and responding to my flirts. I start using tongue, then he turns his face and cringes.
I thought it was me who did something wrong, but it was him. He came in his pants after FIVE seconds. FIVE SECONDS! He was so embarrassed. I asked if he ever kissed a guy before, he said no. I asked if he kissed a girl, he said no. Anybody? HE SAID NO. ****ty me was his first kiss ever, and he came right in his pants. He left and we never talked again (but he was really really hot)
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Quote:
Originally posted by RomanNavy
Real story: I went to the zoo with my date and we got to the monkey area where those creatures walk around freely. All of a sudden one jumps on my head and it was all fun and stuff.. Then eventually its claws got stuck in my hair. I was screaming cuz that animal was literally snatching my wig. My date was like omg I'm scared to touch it, wht should I do? I had tears in my eyes cuz that thing didn't let go and it hurted like HELL. It was soo awkward with 20+ ppl staring at us. This fat chinese tourist kid decided to take pictures I was so angry... Eventually this employee freed me and I looked like I was just gang banged by 14 gorillas. Hair was a mess, scratches in my face and tears in my eyes. The zoo gave me back the money I paid for the tix hoping I wouldn't sue them. It was such a mess
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I feel so bad for laughing this hard 
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Member Since: 3/18/2012
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never been on one because im "sad, depressed and suicidal" according to this person i was almost going on a date with 
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Member Since: 8/1/2012
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Originally posted by PurrKaty
So I started talking to this guy on grindr and I had a girlfriend at the time... I didn't want to do anything with him but I was just experimenting. So I told my girlfriend it was sick one night so I could go out and talk with this guy. I picked him up and he was talking to me super nice and asked why I have a girlfriend but want to talk to guys. He then got this creepy a$$ look in his eyes and said "I can change your mind about having a girlfriend" and next thing I know his hand was in my pants!!! I freaked out, slammed on the breaks and the car behind me hit me... So I pulled over and got out of my car to talk to the person who just hit me, and I literally peed myself a little because at that moment I realized that it was my girlfriends car and that she was following me!!!!! It... was... a... shlt show! She started screaming asking who I was with, why I slammed my breaks, and I didn't have an answer. My "date" or whatever called the police, I cried, my girlfriend broke up with me, and then I kicked that guy out of my car and made him walk home, and then I drove home with my bumper dragging on the ground... I was young and stupid, even though that was just last summer
I have a few other bad dates but that one still haunts me... |
 A traumatizing mess But I mean you were cheating so....
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by Devon
OMG at the best one, I totally forgot
Talked to this one guy on Grindr. Total stud, flawless body, cute smile. He's this really strict Jewish guy who's really religious and really timid. So he comes over to my apartment, and we sit down and watch a movie. Being a total horndog, I attempt to make a move on him. I kiss him, and his lips don't really move since he was very shy. Eventually, after using my words to be flirtatious with him, he starts kissing me and responding to my flirts. I start using tongue, then he turns his face and cringes.
I thought it was me who did something wrong, but it was him. He came in his pants after FIVE seconds. FIVE SECONDS! He was so embarrassed. I asked if he ever kissed a guy before, he said no. I asked if he kissed a girl, he said no. Anybody? HE SAID NO. ****ty me was his first kiss ever, and he came right in his pants. He left and we never talked again (but he was really really hot) |
What kind of mess. You were his first kiss from anyone? 
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by Devon
OMG at the best one, I totally forgot
Talked to this one guy on Grindr. Total stud, flawless body, cute smile. He's this really strict Jewish guy who's really religious and really timid. So he comes over to my apartment, and we sit down and watch a movie. Being a total horndog, I attempt to make a move on him. I kiss him, and his lips don't really move since he was very shy. Eventually, after using my words to be flirtatious with him, he starts kissing me and responding to my flirts. I start using tongue, then he turns his face and cringes.
I thought it was me who did something wrong, but it was him. He came in his pants after FIVE seconds. FIVE SECONDS! He was so embarrassed. I asked if he ever kissed a guy before, he said no. I asked if he kissed a girl, he said no. Anybody? HE SAID NO. ****ty me was his first kiss ever, and he came right in his pants. He left and we never talked again (but he was really really hot) |
Can you even do that from just kissing though?
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Member Since: 8/1/2012
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Originally posted by Mezter
Can you even do that from just kissing though? |
Yeah... some people are really weird like that My ex did that Would last like five secs, annoying as ****
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