Not to the extent that Wonda did. But I thought it was a little funny what you said about a few people. Your grade rankings were interesting, too.
Of course not cause Wonda pretty much shaded everyone except Rihanna and then went on to call her perfect.
The grades rankings were mostly based on longevity but I made an exception for Gaga & Adele since they had so much success so early in their careers.
And it's a known fact that Christina is a bitch and isn't liked and that Rihanna has been linked to numerous industry men. I simply translated translated those into high school roles.
Of course not cause Wonda pretty much shaded everyone except Rihanna and then went on to call her perfect.
The grades rankings were mostly based on longevity but I made an exception for Gaga & Adele since they had so much success so early in their careers.
And it's a known fact that Christina is a bitch and isn't liked and that Rihanna has been linked to numerous industry men. I simply translated translated those into high school roles.
Rihanna : Girl who only dates guys on the football/basketball team. Uses forehead to score goals in soccer.
Britney Spears : Ex-cheerleader who broke her knee and lost her touch.
Lady Gaga: Theater lover. Takes ideas from old school plays.
Nicki Minaj: Takes ideas from current school plays but mixes in some ghetto style.
Adele: Girl who eats her heart out. Talented singer, but no one uses her.
Christina Aguilera: Tantrum girl. Always screaming.
Beyoncé: Copies her friends homework and claims it's her work. Dating a teacher 11 years older than her. Wins all the awards.
Mariah Carey: History teacher. Stays in the past.
Madonna: The old ghost who haunts the school and torments the other girls.
Kesha: Nowhere to be seen on the roster.
Katy Perry: The girl who is only known in one class. Gets big grades there. The rest of the classes don't know her.
I'm not, but if you're gonna type a list and show you're bothered like several people already clocked you in here for then you might as well not participate.
Leave your bitterness towards the other gerls at the door.
Of course not cause Wonda pretty much shaded everyone except Rihanna and then went on to call her perfect.
The grades rankings were mostly based on longevity but I made an exception for Gaga & Adele since they had so much success so early in their careers.
And it's a known fact that Christina is a bitch and isn't liked and that Rihanna has been linked to numerous industry men. I simply translated translated those into high school roles.
-Beyonce- one of the 2 queens of the theater, cheerleading team co-captain; fierce and popular
-Gaga- the other queen of the theater; fearless, misunderstood, picked on; second in class rank
-Britney- co-captain of the cheerleaders; moderately popular, strict parents; not the best at anything, but pretty good at everything
-Rihanna- rich girl who keeps up on all the trends; popular; dresses somewhat ****ty, but isn't a ****
-Katy- the wannabe who lives forever in the shadows of the people she wishes she could be, while simultaneously teasing those people because of her deep-rooted jealousy
-Christina- the bitch who used to be really popular, but lost her popularity and acts like she's still popular; she tries to keep up on the trends, but is always about half-a-year behind
-Kesha- dropout
-Adele- unpopular transfer student who is quiet, shy, smart and immensely talented; the "dark horse" of the choir class
-Taylor- the heartbroken band geek who plays 50,000 instruments; doesn't have many friends and is often forgotten about until she outshines everyone else; first in class rank because she spends all her time studying or working on music because she hates party girls.
-Nicki- she's somewhat popular, but it's probably just short-lived; she dresses tackily and has probably been suspended at some point.
Cher, Madonna, Janet, Mariah and Shania are the faculty.
