Discussion: Stanbook: Graduation - Page 9

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Originally posted by Wonda

Beyonce: Fat gurl sittin' in the corner sneakily eating some Cheetoh's. She's the type of fat gurl that overdresses with like tons of bracelets, jewelry and all that ****.
Gaga: Emo kid that no one pays attention to.
Britney: Cute gurl that pays attention in class, and everyone loves.
Rihanna: Party gurl, but still keeps it cute. Everyone loves her, talks about her. She has good grades, cheerleader, perfectt basically.
Katy: She's Rih's friend, like her sidekick.
Christina: Chola.
Nicki: Ghetto black gurl.
Kesha: Weird freak that talks a lot and annoys everybody.
Adele: Smart fat gurl.
Madonna: Teacher
Janet: Janetor. hahahahahahah.
Mariah: Cafeteria lady.

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Warning Received

Sunshine.

Group 1

For this first showcase I have consulted with stanbase elite satellites™, MrPeanut, and Rico Shameless v2 and they have provided the voters, you, with what they believe are the best demonstrations of talent from Beyoncé, Lady Gaga, and Britney Spears.

Objective:
VOTE ON WHICH PERFORMANCE ABOVE YOU THINK WAS BETTER. Treat this like you would a talent show at your school and try to be objective.

Brooke-lynn

King B!

_Monster_

Beyonce: The southern belle, the girl that everybody loves (Popular)
Gaga: The Rebel, the girl that stands out and does her own thing, very mysterious (Unpopular)
Britney: Rich, All-American girl, and Captain of the Cheerleading Team (Popular)
Rihanna:The girl who sleeps around. (Popular)
Katy: The Wannabe (Unpopular)
Christina: The High Maintenance Girl
Nicki: Drama Freak (unpopular)
Kesha: The Outcast (unpopular)
Adele: Teacher's Pet (unpopular)
Madonna: Teacher
Janet: Teacher
Mariah: Teacher

.aR

BEYONCEEEEEEE

Sunshine.

Could I have a few more votes before I move on to the Katy, Rihanna, and Christina performances, gurls?

....

Talent show over. By some miraculous event, or rather lack of participation, Nicki Minaj won the talent show.

Sunshine.

The pop gurls are finally graduating.

Part 3: Graduation

It's the end of the year and the girls had a good run. Boyfriends were stolen, sexual favors were given, bitch fights took place, but it's all led up to graduation.
Based on their music, image, experiences: Give these gurls superlatives (such as "most likely to succeed," "most athletic," "most spirited" and "class clown"). Where are they, assuming they aren't famous singers, in the future? Flipping burgers? Working the street corner? Stay-at-home wives? etc.

KB.

Most Likely to Succeed/ Most Athletic- Beyonce
Most Unique/ Most Talented- Lady GaGa
Best Personality/ Best Dressed- Rihanna
Class Clown- Katy Perry for she simply is the joke of the class
Best to Bring Home to Mom and Dad- Britney Spears
Best Smile- Lindsey Lohan
Most Spirited- Ke$ha
Most Intellectual- Adele

Beyonce went to a HBCU and got her Masters in Business. She eventually opened a Lacefronts Boutique.
Lady GaGa- Went on to be casted in Madonna's first Broadway show, "Express Yourself".
Rihanna- Went to college, pledged DST and to this day has yet to earn her degree.
Katy Perry- Works at the local Waffle House and saves her tips in her breast implants fund
Britney Spears- Graduted, got pregnant, and now goes literally no where
Adele- Graduated from Harvard with a degree in Interior Decorating and currently designs her own line of high fashion chairs
Ke$ha dropped out of high school at the age of 21 and is currently working as a bartender at a local bar