Britney and Kesha are being fed in Katy's nursery.
Britney: mashes the peas and baby chocolate with her fingers. SLAM! The high chair SNAPS and Britney shoots to the floor like a wet eggroll. She begins to CRY in a high pitched, chubby baby sob.
Kesha runs in and picks poor baby Britney up & carresses her in her arms. Rocking Britney back in forth, she cries into Kesha's shoulder.
Kesha begins to hum 'Amaazzingg.. grraacee.' into Britney's ear.
Katy STRUTS in and SLAMS Britney to the floor, again, like a thrown piece of salami.
Kesha wanders down the alley, woozy, thirsty, broken. She sees raccoons fighting and strains to snatch the morsel. Five minutes of rabies and scratches and she fights the vermin away. Tears fall as Gaga's nose sits in her hands.
Gaga finds a trail of cocaine in her rat apartment.
The nose, hungry and volatile, perks up with hunger. Sniffing, 'I see it!' it whispers into Gaga's ear.
Gaga, confused, is lured by the hungry and vengeful nose. 'SNIFF IT! SNIFF IT!' it orders.
The cocaine, shrieking with fear, tip toes and runs into the furnace. 'GET BACK HERE!' horks Nose.
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Originally posted by Jewfro
Katy is 37. She is on the set of her new video. It's not a music video. Her music career died with Dr Luke. It's another kind of video, Indiana Jones themed. It's called "In Diana Jones." The director yells action; Katy takes off her top.
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Originally posted by iHype.
The funniest one K did about Gaga was when he did the roleplay of two boogers in her nose fighting over cocaine
I thought of those Mucinex commercials
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Originally posted by Sunshine.
It's crazy to imagine Madonna released Erotica at age 34 and kept it pumping.
Truly deserves to be the Queen of Pop. Lemme listen to her discography tonight.
Katy is 37. She is on the set of her new video. It's not a music video. Her music career died with Dr Luke. It's another kind of video, Indiana Jones themed. It's called "In Diana Jones." The director yells action; Katy takes off her top.
Katy is 37. She is on the set of her new video. It's not a music video. Her music career died with Dr Luke. It's another kind of video, Indiana Jones themed. It's called "In Diana Jones." The director yells action; Katy takes off her top.
