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Tournament: The Sleaze :: The Winner Is...
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Originally posted by hello_world
But I stanned for Helen
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Oh I know, that's gonna be in your comments don't worry.
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Originally posted by Cupid
Oh i'll be writing more than one line for you! I have a lot to say about you.
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That's really awesome 
Is it positive? 
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Originally posted by Cupid
Oh I know, that's gonna be in your comments don't worry.
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If you try to drag me for supporting the Saviour of our times 
Helen, Caroline and Hazel have been the trinity of the last 3 years. When Legend C spent all the money on chocolate >>>> 
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Originally posted by Superpower
Let's see how many days it will take Citrus to Copy/Paste the 4 entries here.
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He's pretty good at that, give him 1 hour and 22 minutes 
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Leave my boo Citrusy alone, he's gonna need therapy to recover from the lashings before he can update. 
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Literally me preparing to go off on everyone:
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Literally me preparing to go off on everyone:
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You better lash Euphorae.
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Originally posted by Cupid
Literally me preparing to go off on everyone:
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Type in 'mad Scottish girl rant', that's basically what I expect from you.
Inb4 you copy and paste drags from NHB
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Originally posted by Cupid
Oh Superpower is in the game too, this is gonna be fun.
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Member Since: 10/17/2011
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Originally posted by hello_world
Type in 'mad Scottish girl rant', that's basically what I expect from you.
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Honey i'm a 2011 member, I used to use NHB back in the day, i'd just be copying my own drags.
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Originally posted by Cupid
Literally me preparing to go off on everyone:
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Now Im ****ing scared. Let me borrow some of hello_world's Vagisil to fix my wig.
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by Superpower
Now Im ****ing scared. Let me borrow some of hello_world's Vagisil to fix my wig.
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When did I ever attack you?
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Originally posted by Cupid
Honey i'm a 2011 member, I used to use NHB back in the day, i'd just be copying my own drags.
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Save the world with recycling I guess. Go said our faves never had impact
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I wanted to stay on topic by dragging you
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I just got back from a movie, If I Stay. Literally the saddest thing ever. Well, not quite the saddest...No, that would be the half assed attempts at dragging I have to compile and post shortly.
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Round Four - Burn Bitch Burn
Welcome, candidates! This week, you were challenged to drag your fellow contestants, along with your Editors. Some of you scalped like arthritic hairdressers, while some of you gave your wigs away. Either way, no edges were left untouched.
Below each name, you will find the drags for that person, in no particular order. The speeches for yourselves will remain between the judges.
 Euphorae
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Euphorae... Well to start, I had to actually check the last challenge results to remember who my competition actually was. Still, how do you drag someone with no personality? There's literally nothing to write here. You got through the competition based on the inadequate competition more than any actual ability of your own and that's the real drag.
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BANG BANG BANG!! Hear that? That's the sound of me shooting you that Leona Lewis horse you're riding after winning the last challenge. Someone needed to take you off your high horse and I decided to step up to the plate. You're welcome ATRL. Are you Rihanna? Because we all know you went #1 because you had to suck off all the judges and the contestants for a high rate.
You need professional help because stealing money to buy drugs is something only Lady Artflopga would do. You know you've hit rock bottom when your dog pees on you everyday and the only way for you to get off is to be spanked and slapped by sexual offenders while eating rats poop. You don't deserve to be in the top3, you deserve to die from rat poop poisoning.
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Originally posted by EuphorianSea
Username: EuphorianSea
What You'd Like to be Called: Euphorae'
What kinda lack of originality 
Three Favorite Musical Artists: Christina Aguilera
We shouldn't be promoting obesity in this day and age. Plus, what kinda ****** taste 
Now, please answer the questions below. No more than 50 words per response.
1). I would like to join The Sleaze since it would be a great opportunity to develop my journalism skills. I've always wanted to delve into that field of work, however, there hasn't been anything to come my way. This game seems real fun and I seriously cannot wait to start!
First of all, what a kiss ass  the way he worded it reminds me of 'really interesting and super cool' even more than that, don't you think that there's a reason nothing has come his way? Maybe because he's an uneducated fool who can't write a birthday card for his 3 year old stepsister 
2). I cannot say that I deserve to join over others, however, this will prove both beneficial to myself and The Sleave in the long run. I am hard-working, efficient, and able to adapt with versatility. I shall take this both seriously and have some fun with it. Please consider me!
See! Not even he thinks that he deserves it. Do you really want to pick someone who doesn't even think they are good? That's like a mother being unable to say her child is good looking, that means the baby is ugly as ****, therefore he has the writing skills of an uneducated 26 year old Barbadian immigrant 
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I see why you stan for Xtina, you're pretty similar. 2 things you have in common; I never want to hear either of you, and you both are very forgotten.
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Peaches
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As for Peaches (the nickname tho  , you're 100% a bottom), you being a Coldplay stan is pretty understandable with the whole being easily forgettable and 100% unremarkable and all. The comparisons are amazing actually, you have the stats, 16,000 posts since January (where is the life tho sis? ) but no impact. I can't say I remember anything from you all competition. Let's just hope that comparison doesn't follow through in looks too, cus...
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Pears Peaches, you are cute but you bruise too easily. I hope you find peace in your life. It's tough being the sole cause of Type 2 diabetes. I'm sure The Sleaze will miss cackling at your failed attempts to make yourself known in a Euphorae world. You picked the shortest straw and, unfortunately, that's all you're ever getting. Toodles.
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Originally posted by Superpower
Username: Superpower
What You'd Like to be Called: Peaches
Three Favorite Musical Artists: Bey, Coldplay, Lana
They have an original name so I'll give them that, but after the travesty that is Ghost Stories you'd have to have some issues to stan for Coldplay
Also, you live in Ohio which is closer to the East Coast than the West right? Lana has a song about how great the West Coast is. The WEST COAST. Is that someone you want to affiliate yourself with? 
Now, please answer the questions below. No more than 50 words per response.
1). Why do you want to join The Sleaze?
Because I'm addicted to Pop culture and I find it fascinating. But it has an ugly side which is also fascinating and Im here for it all. The Sleaze will be a great game and it will allow me to put my pop culture knowledge to good use
Well, gotta give credit where credits due, he does know a lot about the ugly side of things 
2). Why do you deserve to join?
It's not about deserving, it's about wanting and I do. But if you don't let me in, I already have some SLEAZE on you two and I will publish it
So now not only is he a hog with questionable faves, but he's a blackmailing slimeball who can't think why they deserve to join? I rest my case
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there's another contestant but I don't remember who they are. here's to you.
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Sub, Sub, Sub, Submissive ****. How many times did you get gang banged this week? Silly me asking, you lost count already. Being a Submissive hoe won't make you not be a below average player in this game. Snorting coke all day like Flopga won't make you creative enough to win this game or any challenges. Stealing like Localyoncé won't make you win any challenges either. When you signed up for this game, you thought this was about being a fat and disgusting pig who Submissively gets on his bruised knees to suck on the other members tiny penises. You thought this was about getting herpes as fast as possible. NO, getting herpes and God knows what else won't take you to the top3. You thought this game was about spending your nights inside bathhouses and gloryholes. Stop it now before you humiliate your family even more, you'll never be Refrigerator Kesha.
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There's nothing much underneath the surface of this yellow, yellow, yellow submarine. Thanks for making myself look better, Sub!
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You won the minute I was eliminated. Congratulations. If there was anybody I wanted to come second to, it was you 
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Oh goodness gracious, you're still here? Why? How? How many times have you been in the bottom? Not in real life but in this game because we all know you're as addicted to sex as DinosaurNa. Seriously, you suck donkey dick and you shouldn't be in the top3. You're so dumb. Your mother probably dropped you on your head when you were a baby because you wouldn't stop sucking on her nipples. You're just a parasite in this game and in life, you need to go jump off a building. No one will notice that you're laying on the ground bloody, dead and in 34 pieces because no one gives a **** about you. You're just garbage who fights off stray cats to eat expired leftovers from garbage cans.
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If there's one thing I can give hello_world it's that he actually had some personality. And that is literally the only thing I can give him. His old avi of a piece of sh!t was very fitting (although his current one is basically the same). Any self respecting person openly stanning for such a vile woman is just dragging themselves tbh. The rest of his signature is just as bad, the onslaught of "serious" (read: tryhard (like him!)) artists, followed by... Avril Lavigne? Cher Lloyd? The drag writes itself.
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hello_world? We said goodbye to your tinfoil ass decades ago, Maggie. You will not win purely for the fact that nobody even knows you're here in the first place. What an absolute shame. There are refreshments in the back. Treat yourself.
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hello_world: Another stupid username. Why are you saying hello to the world? I find it hard to believe more than, like, 5 people at most care about you - let alone the world. I remember at the start of the game we had a small feud, which i'm assuming is the most attention you have been given in a long time.
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Citrus, your username describes you very well: a bitter fruit. You're an old, rotten and bitter fruit. A fruit who's always pressed.
And who's that old Queen in your avi? Someone as irrelevant as you I would assume. Just checked it's one of the losers of Ru Paul Drag Race. So you stan for a loser of a reality competition show on basic cable  Your parents must be very proud, oh wait, they kicked you out of the house when they realized you were a rotten and bitter fruit who spends his days masturbating to videos of old wrinkly men with sagging skin and balls.
Who lied to you and told you that you could host a game and call yourself Editor In Chief? You're as delusional as Taylor Swiffer in bed who can't even keep the boytoys she pays to stay with her. You're a crappy host. If your hosting skills were a performer, they would be Flopknee Spears. If your hosting skills were a food, they would be disgusting and they would give me diarrhea. Do us a favor and quit now like the six members who quit this flop game after first round.
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And our dear host is worse than any of the other judges or competitors. Let's all be real here, he was never "out of town" and his computer never "broke down", he just wanted to get away from this complete flop of a game. He saw that over half the entrants quit or didn't bother submitting (and who could blame them?) and knew this was going down like Artpop on the charts. The only thing that rivals his complete inability to run a game is his inability to keep a relationship or his inability to pick a good avatar (I have his current one adblocked). Hopefully he'll learn after this one ends and nobody will ever have to be put through such a tedious, unrewarding, pointless and frankly poorly thought out game ever again. It's time to retire from the Games section Citrus, sis.
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Citrus, you LSD muncher. We all know how you like to put yourself on this high pedestal, but it's only a matter of time before that pedestal collapses underneath your delayed breath. Think you cute. Think you run the school. Think you the ****. Excuse me? There's no need to humiliate yourself like that. Life has already come after you, boo boo.
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I'm not sure what I hate more about Citrus - his impeccable work ethic, his brilliant taste in music or his complete relevance on this site. Like, who the hell is he to walk into the room and make me feel absolutely worthless because of how incredible of an asset he is to the community. Overachiever
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Do you relate with Courtney Act, is that why you have her as your avi? She perfectly represents this game, I think. Potential which fell flat. Bland as a glass of water. Waste of time.
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Oh ****, it's Element, also known as Sperm Hungry Bottom. Have some dignity and get your crap together thirsty bitch. Who the **** told you you could judge us when your Author game flopped harder than Tragicah Carey's last album? You're as basic as your faves who have to sleep with Dr Luke or Ryan Tedder for a moderate hit that give us ear cancer. How low class! And like fave, like fan, we all know you spend your days giving blow jobs to the mods to reverse your WPs. Such a nasty, nasty and filthy hoe! And you were so transparent in that Spoon game you hosted, hoping that one of the contestants would fork you. Too bad for you, they are not into stretched out assholes that haven't been cleaned in years. ****ing disgusting. No wonder there is a swarm of flies following your ass anywhere you go.
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Last round showed me that Element is very easily entertained, although a quick look at his sig could show it just as well. Who is Element anyway? At least I knew Zune from seeing that ugly ass avi around the forum, I literally don't know why Element is judging? A seat filler for Jax I guess...? Might as well have hired musicfan09.
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Element; the element of surprise. How convenient for you to be here. Nobody really cares what you have to say. Just sit there and look pretty for us. This is your big break!
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Element seems like a kiss ass good for nothing gobble a dick to get to the top try hard no life no friends unloved desperate for relevance attention whoring clingy little bitch who doesn't realise that he joined like one round ago and therefore no one gives a **** about him or whether or not he participates, he's kinda like jax. but unable to criticise because his ego couldn't take the idea of being unloved but not only his parents but us as well.
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They left ha out completely
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Cupid
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Why are you here? I'm not going to waste my time on some irrelevant dumb bitch whose favorite hobby is to expose her wide vagina to kids and teenagers. You should be in jail right now. The prison might give you a job you're qualify for, cleaning bathrooms and licking your fellow inmates assholes.
Here you are, calling yourself Cupid, trying to fool us that you're here to spread love. Good one. Much funny. You saw through you and we all know you just want to rape that cute baby Cupid. Cut your wrists, you trashy pedophile. Here is a tip: take some Aspirin and cut your veins vertically, that will drain your blood faster. Your presence in this game is unwanted. You're not even qualify to be a judge but that's not surprising because that dumb ape Citrus is the host of this flop game.
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Cupid is obviously here to give it an air of "legitimacy" (used extremely loosely), since he's done about another 100 games before, which I assume he sucked Matty's dick to host, because nobody would ever invite him back on his "hosting skill" (also used extremely loosely) alone. Like Britney judging X-Factor, he wasn't hired for any talent, but because his name will bring ratings like Brit did. Oh wait...
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Oh, did I forget anybody? I guess not.
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I literally have no clue who Cupid is so I'm not even gonna make an attempt at dragging him.
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Cupid: I find it ironic you named yourself after Cupid, because much like him, you yourself will never experience love.
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Sleazy as ever,
Citrus
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I was going to fall asleep, now I have to read these 
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Edit 2: looks like you saved your best drags for the judges.
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Judges are edited in, now! This **** was awful to do with an IPad. 
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Originally posted by Cupid
Honey i'm a 2011 member, I used to use NHB back in the day, i'd just be copying my own drags.
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You posted in NHB?!
I might have posted once when the thread was closing 
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At least I knew Zune from seeing that ugly ass avi around the forum
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Not my name getting thrown into this round
Edit2: the first posts in the drags for the contestants >>>>> the others
Edit3: wait...I know that kind of dragging when I see it. I know who did the first posts for each drag........
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WaiT
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