SLEAZE EXCLUSIVE: BEYONCÉ FOUND DEAD, JAY Z MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARS
The Queen Of Pop Beyoncé was found dead in the penthouse suite of the Beverly Hills Hotel around 9:20 this morning. She was found by the hotel maids on the kitchen floor, naked and covered in blood. The police reports that she was stabbed to death.
Beyoncé and her husband Jay Z decided to spend few days in Los Angeles after her MTV VMAs performance.
As usual, The Sleaze is the first publication to report this and we have an exclusive one on one with Beyoncé's sister Solange Knowles.
The Sleaze: First of all, we are very sorry about your loss and we present you with our sincerest condolences.
Solange: Thank you but I'm sad and angry to say that she had it coming.
The Sleaze: What do you mean?
Solange: I've warned her about that vile husband of hers. He murdered her. It's not a secret that I can't stand Jay Z and that I'm not afraid of kicking his ass anywhere and anytime. Now the whole world will see his true colors.
The Sleaze: What do you think happened in that hotel room?
Solange: Think? No. I know what happened and I've told my sister that she should take Blue Ivy and leave Jay Z before it was too late. Now it's too late and she's dead.
The Sleaze: So what really happened?
Solange: They've been fighting a lot lately. Jay Z has been drinking a lot and has been violent towards her and everybody.
He cheated on Bey with Rita Ora when she was pregnant. When Bey found out, she was devastated and Tina and I advised her to file for divorce but Jay convinced her to stay and to give him a second chance. She did but nothing was the same again. Once that trust bond is broken, it's really hard to build it again. Last week, we found out that Jay Z had slept with some of Beyoncé's dancers. 3 of them to be exact. So Bey threatened Jay Z that she was going to cancel the rest of their joint On The Run tour (the Paris dates) and the HBO Concert. Tina and I have been begging her to just file for divorce altogether but she was drunk in love with him and now she's dead.
The Sleaze: That's a lot to process, so to summarize this, Jay Z cheated with Rita Ora when Beyoncé was pregnant and now they were fighting because Beyoncé wanted to cancel the Paris tour dates and their HBO special after she found out that Jay Z had slept with 3 of her beloved dancers.
Solange: Correct.
The Sleaze: Our sources couldn't locate Jay Z. Has any of you heard from him or his camp?
Solange: No. We've also been trying to locate him and we now have the FBI involved. My guess is that he left the country already. Keep in mind, Beyoncé's body was found in the morning but we suspect she was murdered by Jay Z last night. He has had plenty of hours to get out. He's probably in Cuba.
The Sleaze: Wherever he is, he won't be able to hide for a long time. Once we publish this Exclusive Sleaze, Beyoncé's murder will be the only thing in the media.
Solange: We are counting on people to help us find him as soon as possible so we can lock him up before he kills more innocent people.
The Sleaze: What's going to happen with Blue Ivy?
Solange: Thank God, my mother Tina was babysitting Blue last night and now she's going to ask for full custody of her grand daughter. She's been spending a lot of time with Blue. We didn't want to put her anywhere near Jay Z and definitely not near all the fighting.
The Sleaze: We think she has a good case and the judge could grant her Blue's custody especially with Jay Z's past.
Solange: Yes and we won't stop fighting for Blue until we get full custody even if Jay Z is found innocent. Sadly, this could happen, just look at the OJ Simpson case and Michael Jackson and R Kelly's pedophilia cases. Rich people rarely go to jail and Jay Z is very rich.
Everyone already know about his past of hitting little girls
and that
he stabbed one of the producers he worked with
He's a violent man and he's been drinking a lot lately. He shouldn't be near Blue Ivy.
The Sleaze: He's been involved in few shady business deals too with some NBA and NFL players. Do you think that will help your case?
Solange: Absolutely. We are not leaving any stone unturned. I wish I could tell you more right now but our lawyers have advised us to not comment on his recents illegal activities.
The Sleaze: Thank you for your time Solange and here at The Sleaze, we hope that you can find peace and justice.
UPDATE: Since this article went live on our website, breaking our page views records and crashing our server multiple times, it's been pandemonium everywhere in a world. Fans have been rioting, burning down gas stations and destroying convenience stores and everything else. Some have even taken their own lives. So much chaos has never been seen around the world and the Army is now involved and is trying to keep the peace.
Beyoncé's loyal legion of fans also known as the Beyhive have decided to form a suicide pact and over 3 millions fans worldwide have taken the pledge to kill themselves tomorrow at 11:05pm (Beyoncé's official time of death according to the autopsy).
Jay Z is still missing.
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