Member Since: 12/28/2011
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Originally posted by Shakira Stan
OK, sis! I wanna hear your most embarrassing moment in your life, I'm too keen to hear about it.
I got some many embarrassing moments in life, even in public, so stay tuned!!
My mom caught me watching p*rn when I was 11!! Thank God, it was str8 p*rn. Two years later, she went on my computer and while she was watching my history, she saw a ton muscular naked men's pictures on my favorite website... she never really understood, she thought I wanted to look muscly like them
In 9th grade, I had a mayor crush on a guy. He used to play soccer, so he was so hot... He's still hot and we have mutual friends now in college. Back to business, so 9th grade, I went in a special high school where you choose what class you wanna go. So that morning I was late, and almost every cool class where full expect for French class (BORING CLASS). My French teacher were like "you're late blahblahblah.. give me your name, student id and go sit in the back blahblahblah" and I was like "bi-ch, shut up already" (I didn't say it obviously). I went to sit in the back, every chair or pew in French class are made for two people, so I sit and start working on my sh*t... LO AND BEHOLD, MY CRUSH goes to sit next to me, sis I'm telling you, I started shaking like a ****ing chicken. And then all of sudden, I got this strong desire to fart!! I DID NOT WANT TO FART, BUT IT CAME OUT ITSELF!!!! I WANTED TO DIE FOR THE LAST HOUR, KILL MYSLEF ASAP!! He kinda acted like he didn't care, but you could tell he was uncomfortable FML
Ever since that day, I always tried to ignore him in the hallway... But things have changed in college, we're fine and almost friends.
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You better mention this in your high profile model interviews.
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