It was in PE class my senior year. The boys were wrestling and I was wrestling with this guy and my ass popped out of my pe shorts. Everyone called me "bootycheeks" for the next 2 weeks. It was embarrassing but then again not so embarrassing because I have nice cakes and everyone got to see them but still
When i was like 16 I was drunk and pissed all over my drive .. And one time I was at a halloween party and I started pissing outside my friends house on a fence.. It was quite powerful on the fence and made a loud noise so the owner came out, and it was the caretaker at school and I just continued to piss ... I always get my dick out when I'm drunk too
Also I alwayyyssss have a waank in the shower and one time i was in there for so long (sorry for too much information haha) my parents were banging on the door like "****ing hell hurrry up!!!" I hadn't even had my shower at this point so i had to have a shower in like 1 minute
IKR?! Maybe his dick is used to feel the fresh air
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Originally posted by BlackStar_93
I've already posted, but I've remembered another one.
I was about 10/11 when this happened. I went to weekly swimming class with school, and there was this one week where I noticed people kept laughing at me, and I even saw some people pointing. Halfway through the lesson when we had a break, I went to the bathroom, I looked in the mirror and realized one of my balls were hanging out the side of my speedos. . It had been like that the whole time. Wanna know the worst thing? My friend knew but didn't tell me.
The thought of it still haunts me...
I swear! I'm trying not to laugh, but I JUST ****ING CAN'T
Omg and one time I was in Boots, and I was starving myself for this party () and I was just drinking so much to fill myself up, and I puked ALL over the counter...
I tend to get really horny when I'm drunk too (sorry again for too much information ) and I went round my best friends house and shock horror got my dick out but got reall hard.... Let's just say.. She's great at giving head
Okay another one is when I was maybe like 14 or 15, I decided to look up a picture of a guy with his penis out () and I did it on the family computer and didn't know about deleting history so my mom found it later. I was in my room and could hear her downstairs. She called my dad over and was like "Look what I found. Should I ask her about it?" and I ****ing FROZE WITH FEAR that she would be coming up to question me about it. My dad then said "She was probably just curious and her friends emailed it to her or something" and I felt like I wanted to vomit all over the place, I was DYING. Luckily my mom listened to my dad and didn't come up and ask me about it. I just pray now that they've forgotten about this.
One early Saturday morning I was showering for work. I was just standing there trying to wake up. Suddenly a spider crawls down and lands on my shoulder. I thought it was a person.
I scream "NOOOOO DON'T RAPE ME!!!" and cover my butt
It wakes up my dad and he comes RUNNING in (apparently I didn't lock the door). She shouts "what's wrong?!". After an awkward silence, I stick my head out of the shower curtain and mumble "There was ... a spider". My dad just rolls his eyes and goes back to bed.
One early Saturday morning I was showering for work. I was just standing there trying to wake up. Suddenly a spider crawls down and lands on my shoulder. I thought it was a person.
I scream "NOOOOO DON'T RAPE ME!!!" and cover my butt
It wakes up my dad and he comes RUNNING in (apparently I didn't lock the door). She shouts "what's wrong?!". After an awkward silence, I stick my head out of the shower curtain and mumble "There was ... a spider". My dad just rolls his eyes and goes back to bed.
were you in your own house?!! and you thought there was a stranger?
When i was like 16 I was drunk and pissed all over my drive .. And one time I was at a halloween party and I started pissing outside my friends house on a fence.. It was quite powerful on the fence and made a loud noise so the owner came out, and it was the caretaker at school and I just continued to piss ... I always get my dick out when I'm drunk too
.. And one time I was at a halloween party and I started pissing outside my friends house on a fence.. It was quite powerful on the fence and made a loud noise so the owner came out, and it was the caretaker at school 
Halfway through the lesson when we had a break, I went to the bathroom, I looked in the mirror and realized one of my balls were hanging out the side of my speedos. 
) and I did it on the family computer and didn't know about deleting history so my mom found it later. I was in my room and could hear her downstairs. She called my dad over and was like "Look what I found. Should I ask her about it?" and I ****ing FROZE WITH FEAR that she would be coming up to question me about it. My dad then said "She was probably just curious and her friends emailed it to her or something" and I felt like I wanted to vomit all over the place, I was DYING. Luckily my mom listened to my dad and didn't come up and ask me about it. I just pray now that they've forgotten about this.
