Britney is a sunburnt meatloaf, but I don't feel like hating on her that much
That is because unlike her haters you don't have this weird idea that she is the personification of evil and the reason you were never loved as a child.
Someone LESS SUCCESSFUL, uglier, fatter exists more than her:
Meet a Fat disgusting BITCH:
THE FAT LARD BITCH IS HUNGRY FOR HITS!!!!
DICK SPOTTED?
COKE CLOWN COPIES FLOPS
*BURPS* MOCKS RAPE YEAST, HAM, EGG SALAD? AFTER REALIZING HER CAREER ENDED: SHE GAINED 50 POUNDS! BUT SHE STILL THINKS FAME IS A POSSIBILITY... BUT IT ISN'T.. YOU FAT PORKY PORK.. OINK OINK.. OINK!!!! OINK!!!!!!!! DON'T LEAVE A PLATE OF PASTA NEAR THIS BITCH..
*chomps*
*chomps* REACTION:
sagging mudslide breasts, flop orange skin. COKE A RAT WAS SPOTTED PISSING IN JOANNES: SHE REALIZED SHE WAS A FAT UGLY FLOP IN THIS PHOTO: MY COKE DEALER, JERRY:
*coughs* sometimes i sell meth SHE WAS A COKE ADDICT IN THIS PHOTO: Cheesy HAM FARTS:
Where the **** is my meatball sub? MARRY THE NIGHT; PENIS EDITION:
I'm gonna marry! my penis! I'm not gonna cry anymore! Want some coke, clown?
Joannes day shift manager:
did artpop FLOP? Yes, it did, Kayla
are they HUMAN? don't be alarmed.. *i start to cry* Mom I'm scared poopy lasagna, she squeezes when she met nicki minaj
a photo of her recording the fame:
RAT ATTACK!
ratty waitress, at Joanes. menu: cheese, rat, flop Can Plastic Surgery Fix It? No *raven sees the future* WHO ENDED HER?
Fat coke no get hit!
That was what Wendy said too. She doesn't see Rih working hard into her 40's
!!!
She would have to take much better care of her voice and quit smoking. She would just have to be a lot more responsible in general. She's not a Selena Gomez level of tragedy in terms of singing. Her voice has grown a lot in 11 years, as its supposed to. She still has some potential to be a decent vocalist.
Rihanna's "versatility" that her fans brag about hurts her because she's seen as a flip-flopper and a trend hopper and doesn't have a signature sound or an artistic identity. She just sings "hits", whatever they sound like.