In 7th grade we were playing human bowling in PE and it was my turn to get on the little cart thing and as soon as my friend pushed me into the pins i realized i had to pee badly and so it just all came out. i was spinning around and going really fast so my pee was going everywhere. it looked like a sprinkler. i just got up and ran away to the locker room
In 7th grade we were playing human bowling in PE and it was my turn to get on the little cart thing and as soon as my friend pushed me into the pins i realized i had to pee badly and so it just all came out. i was spinning around and going really fast so my pee was going everywhere. it looked like a sprinkler. i just got up and ran away to the locker room
I went on idol and got called tonedeaf and one of the judges felt so bad for me that he came up and gave m a high.
In January I will be humiliated on national television
I went on idol and got called tonedeaf and one of the judges felt so bad for me that he came up and gave m a high.
In January I will be humiliated on national television
My cousins and I went to the movies a couple of years ago and when we were leaving it was pouring rain! I've always wanted to run and scream at some random lady saying "MOVE BITCH!" I actually did it that day it was raining. My cousins and I were running to the car dying of laughter
Omg I remember one. When I was like 9 I used to own a massive wardrobe, and I would love to have fun with it. I would often put myself in the bottom draw of the wardrobe in a fetal position, and would get my brother to push me in it shut so I would be trapped... I thought it was fun most of the time.
So this one time dinner was about to be served and I really had to pee. Before I went to go to the toilet and eat dinner I wanted to be quickly trapped in the bottom wardrobe and be let out (Idk why I enjoyed doing this so much). So I crawl into the draw and my bro pushes it shut, but then my mum calls out "Dinner time!" so my obnoxious brother who was 7 runs up to eat dinner, so I'm left in the wardrobe trapped. I was scared as hell and I was screaming to be let out but no one could hear me.
And since I had to really go to the toilet I ended up pissing my pants and it got all over the wardrobe and of course soaked my pants and shorts and stung the rash I had on my left thigh to death. My brother then came back from the dinner table realising I was still in the wardrobe and let me out. I was sooo angry at him.
I have many moments which most people would class as embarrassing, but I don't really find anything embarrassing tbh.
Although I do (sometimes) dress up my vagina to look like Jessie J, and one time I decided to smother pineapple chunks around my legs to make it look more colourful. Big mistake - when I was in class loads of pineapple juice started dripping down from my skirt, and it looked like something else...
I ran out CRYING to the toilets, and when I finally came back in, I explained it was pineapple juice and they understood. Still, it was so embarrassing!!
I have many moments which most people would class as embarrassing, but I don't really find anything embarrassing tbh.
Although I do (sometimes) dress up my vagina to look like Jessie J, and one time I decided to smother pineapple chunks around my legs to make it look more colourful. Big mistake - when I was in class loads of pineapple juice started dripping down from my skirt, and it looked like something else...
I ran out CRYING to the toilets, and when I finally came back in, I explained it was pineapple juice and they understood. Still, it was so embarrassing!!
I have many moments which most people would class as embarrassing, but I don't really find anything embarrassing tbh.
Although I do (sometimes) dress up my vagina to look like Jessie J, and one time I decided to smother pineapple chunks around my legs to make it look more colourful. Big mistake - when I was in class loads of pineapple juice started dripping down from my skirt, and it looked like something else...
I ran out CRYING to the toilets, and when I finally came back in, I explained it was pineapple juice and they understood. Still, it was so embarrassing!!
I have many moments which most people would class as embarrassing, but I don't really find anything embarrassing tbh.
Although I do (sometimes) dress up my vagina to look like Jessie J, and one time I decided to smother pineapple chunks around my legs to make it look more colourful. Big mistake - when I was in class loads of pineapple juice started dripping down from my skirt, and it looked like something else...
I ran out CRYING to the toilets, and when I finally came back in, I explained it was pineapple juice and they understood. Still, it was so embarrassing!!
Lemme share my experience real quick..I hope my English is good enough
A few months ago in Arts we were drawing with these ****** colours...
I wanted to use a new red one and tried to open it...but it didn't work ..So I pushed harder and harder until it "exploded" and I had ALL the colour in my face on my hair in my mouth and on my clothes...literally everywhere...I just stood up ran out of the room, heading towards the restroom...I looked a ****in mess and the clour was so hard to wash off...I took the next bus homeward looking extremly messy and everyone staring at me...When I arrived at home the colour was dried and I had to get my hair cut short because the colour didn't vanish....Such an embarassing mess
My mom pooped in the bed when this hot guy I like came to our house to visit. We were playing a video game in the den and she yelled to me "I pooped in the bed get yo black ass in here and change the sheets. The whole house smelled like poop for the rest of his stay. He toled everyone in town and they call me the Son of the Bed Shitter.