[Cobra]

Originally posted by Rem

I seriously heard this everytime I played it until I searched up the lyrics to confirm.

Beyoncé - "Partition"

MISHEARD: Yoncé all on his mouth like, [n-word].
REAL: Yoncé all on his mouth like liquor.

I really hope I'm not the only one.

I also heard that

ACTUAL: "Baby can you breathe? I got this from Jamaica"
HEARD: "Baby can you bring a cactus from Jamaica"

[aaron511]

Originally posted by DoThisAnymore

Dark Horse:
Real: Shes a beast, I call that karma / She eat your heart out, like Jeffrey Dahmer
I heard: She's obese, I call that karma / She eat your heart out, I eat her mama (

I SCREAMED!

[holyground]

Mary Jane Holland

It's not exactly a misheard lyric, it's just that whenever I hear the line "I KNOW THAT MOM AND DAD THINK I'M A MESS" I keep expecting her to say "I KNOW THAT MOM AND DAD THINK I'M A MAN" cos she drags out the me- sound.

Oh and Sexxx Dreams:

MISHEARD: When your boyfriend was away there squeakin'
ACTUAL: When your boyfriend was away this weekend

[boygagaloo]

Do What U Want - Lady Gaga
What it is: You're the Marilyn, I'm the president.
I heard: You're the melon, I'm the president

[Diuzza]

Originally posted by Latch

!!!

I didn't know what the hell he was saying

same.... I was thinking he says mailman

[Tymps.]

Beyonce ft. Jay-Z - Drunk In Love
Actual: We be all night, love
Misheard: We be on ice, yeah

I can't.

[Benjamin]

Poker Face - Lady Gaga:

Misheard: I'll Get Him Hard, Show Him What I Got.
Actual: I'll Get Him Hot, Show Him What I Got.

I like mine better.

Also:
Misheard: I Wont Tell You That I Love You, Just To Hug You
Actual: I Wont Tell You That I Love You, Kiss Or Hug You.

[BlondGuts]

In Empire State of Mind, I keep hearing: In New York, I've stepped on a wet dream tomato

[aayAlex]

Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball

Actual lyric: You wrecked ecked ecked me
What I heard: You rape ed ed me

[Latch]

Originally posted by BlondGuts

In Empire State of Mind, I keep hearing: In New York, I've stepped on a wet dream tomato

IN NEEEEW YOOOORK

CONCRETE JUNGLE WET DREAM TOMATOOOOOO

Timeless lyrics...

[deadautumncrow]

Just Dance
Actual: Control your poison babe, roses have thorns they say
Misheard: Control your boys and babes, girls rule the phones they say

Just found out last week.

[Tymps.]

Originally posted by Sazare

Chains on my feet
Chains on my feet
So get like me

THOSE AREN'T THE ACTUAL WORDS?!?!?!?!?!?!

Ugh.

[Costea]

also:

"I want you to love me, like i'm a hot ____"

i still have no idea what it is :johny: i hear pie, guy, ride, pride, bride etc.

[kankerlijk]

Rihanna - Stay
I wont chew the steak

ACTUAL: I want u to stay

[Kendi]

Natalia Kills - Devils Don't Fly

Correct: And just because I fight don't mean that I never learned how to love
Misheard: And just because I'm fat don't mean that I never learned how to love

[Kendi]

Originally posted by kankerlijk

Rihanna - Stay
I wont chew the steak

ACTUAL: I want u to stay

I'M SO DONE

[Rider]

Drunk In Love

Correct: Cigars on ice, cigars on ice
Misheard: Some goozom eyes(?) (?)

[Costea]

also i heard "My name is *censored* but you can call me Nicki" on the RADIO. it looks like whoever censored this misheard the lyrics

[Wildcat]

Britney Spears - "Piece Of Me"
Correct: and with a kid on my arm i'm still an exceptional earner
Misheard: and with a kid on my arm i'm still an exceptional an*l

[Costea]

Originally posted by umichgrad07

Rihanna f/ Calvin Harris, "We Found Love"
Actual: We found love in a hopeless place.
Misheard: We found love, and I hope it stays.

for me it was "We fall in love and i hold this place"