[Patrick]

TLC - "Waterfalls"

Don't go, Jason Waterfalls
Listen to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to

TLC - "Unpretty"

You can buy all the makeup "the man" can make

[paradiso]

The Only Exception by Paramore.

REAL LYRICS
When I was younger I saw my daddy cry
And curse at the wind.
He broke his own heart and I watched
As he tried to reassemble it.

And my momma swore
That she would never let herself forget.
And that was the day that I promised
I'd never sing of love if it does not exist.

WHAT I HEARD
When I was younger I saw my daddy cry
And curse at the wind.
He broke his own heart and I watched
As he tried to read a sentence.

And my momma swore
That she would never let herself forget.
And that was the day that I promised
I'd never sing of love if it does not exist.

I thought that she swore off of love because she witnessed what her mom went through having a husband who couldn't read

[Penk]

DWUW by Gaga:

Misheard- You're the melon I'm the president

Actual- You're the Marilyn I'm the president

[Tylerbv]

Britney Spears - Work Bitch

Misheard:
You wanna hot body
You wanna good body
You wanna muscle body
You better work bitch

Actual:
You wanna hot body
You wanna Bugatti
You wanna Maserati
You better work bitch

[frashcoholic]

The Monster at Rihanna verse:

Misheard: I'm friend with the monster the son of my bitch

[mandym]

Originally posted by frashcoholic

The Monster at Rihanna verse:

Misheard: I'm friend with the monster the son of my bitch

I heard

I'm friends with the monster, the son of my dad

[DoThisAnymore]

Umbrella:

Real: "Took an oath, I'ma stick it out till the end"
I heard: "Took an old-timer to stick it out till the end"

Don't Stop the Music:
Real: "Ma ma say ma ma sa ma ma kkosa"
I heard: "Imma say i'm gon' stop, I'm not gon' stop"

Dark Horse:
Real: Shes a beast, I call that karma / She eat your heart out, like Jeffrey Dahmer
I heard: She's obese, I call that karma / She eat your heart out, I eat her mama (

[Britoncé]

I could've swore Rihanna was saying "Start Me Up" instead of Disturbia and "mama mia ma ma mia" instead of bum bum dee bum

Also in Hard I thought she was saying "Where them blonde girls at" instead of "where them bloggers at"

[Evangeline]

Breaking Dishes,Rihanna :
Actual : Imma fight a man tonight.
Misheard : I'm a bottom man tonight.

[getback]

Neon Lights

Demi sings: "Like neon lightssssss...."
Misheard: "Burn me alive"

[Rainsford]

Pink - "Crystal Ball"

She says: "Pennies in a well, a million dollars in the fountain of a hotel."
I misheard: "Penis in a well, a million dollars in the fountain of a hotel."

[nabee]

Lady Gaga - Venus

real: aphrodite lady seashell bikini/ Garden panties/ venus

i heard: aphrodite lady seashell bikini/ CARBON panties/ venus

[umich]

Originally posted by mandym

I heard

[MP2K]

Every time Zendaya says "the deal though" in Heaven Lost An Angel I hear "*****".

[ManDown]

Beyonce - "Haunted"

Heard: "Kiss, bite, **** me"
Actual: "Kiss, bite, foreplay"

[Mhs90]

Originally posted by Roc

"I want you to love me, like I'm a hot pie."

Same I still use these lyrics.

[mandym]

The Band Perry - If I Die Young

What I heard: If I die young, bury me in salad
Real lyrics: If I die young, bury me in satin

[Sazare]

Chains on my feet
Chains on my feet
So get like me

[James_Sunderland]

Walking on air

Heard: Youre eating me like Erotica
Actual: you're reading me like Erotica

[RudeBoy93]

The entire lyrics to Phresh off the runway!