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Originally posted by youkneekorn
What did marriage to that guy from 98degrees do for YesSUCKA Simpleton?
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Wait a minute, remember that scripted newlyweds show where she pretended to be ditzy because people weren't checking for her music...
Well, she was statistically her most successful in that era.
So Nick Latchkey kid was very significant in her success...
A re-release and the album eventually went 3x platinum.
Meanwhile her big nosed weird bodied little sister went 3x platinum with ease.
THAT SHADE I JUST WROTE WITHOUT REALIZING IT.
NOT @zzless simpson going triple platinum quicker in her career than her prettier, double d stronger voiced sister.
Whew it just wasn't in the cards for Jessica Simpson ha music.
I still like I think i'm in love though