Welcome, candidates! This week, you were challenged to come up with eye-catching headlines to go with lovely pictures of some of ATRL's favorite celebrities. Some of you really soaked up the limelight, but some of you were just blinded by it.
Pears
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Originally posted by keshaspearsxo
LADY GAGA POOR AFTER FLOP: WEARS CHEAP HALLOWEEN COSTUME
CHER LEFT DEVASTATED DUE TO TRANS SON.. OR DAUGHTER?
SELENA GOMEZ SHOCKS FELLOW POP STARS WITH HER STENCH: EW!
KESHA FOUND HOMELESS LIVING IN SHOPPING KART, NO SURPRISE
BRITNEY SPEARS SWEATS FOR JESUS
MADONNA TEACHES AFRICANS ABOUT WESTERN TECHNOLOGY: THE CAMERA
KATY PERRY PROFESSIONAL *** BUCKET TEACHES CAR HOW TO SWALLOW
MARIAH CHOWS DOWN, DEVOURS MCDONALDS, ORDERS SECOND BURGER - health concerns
BEYONCE STALKED BY APE
ARIANA GRANDE STALKED BY CONCERNED MAN
Euphorae
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Originally posted by EuphorianSea
Gorgeous Gaga STUNS in her wedding dress
Rob Kardashian has reached a new low (in fat)
Country starlet Taylor Swift introduced to bubblegum POP!
A rabid sloth has been spotted in Walmart
Brit Brit seen sweating like an IV drip
Madge kidnaps Jaden Smith
Zooey Deschanel has a hard time filling up her tank
Mimi celebrates post-menopause with the less fortunate
Bey & Jay not happy with Kelly Rowland
Adrienne Bailon filling out her coupon card
Peaches
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Originally posted by Superpower
DRUGS ADDICT LADY GAGA KICKED OUT OF A GAY BAR
CHER AND TRANSGENDER SON CHAZ LEAVING AN AA MEETING
SELENA, NICKI AND KATY SHOW TAYLOR THEIR BLOWING SKILLS
KESHA SLACKING AT HER JOB AT THE GROCERY STORE
A FAT BRITNEY POSES FOR THE PHOTOGS AT THE GYM
MADONNA USES BLACK SON AS A PROP AFTER N-WORD SCANDAL
KATY PERRY CAUGHT WITH A BIG BLACK HOSE
MARIAH CAREY PRETENDING TO EAT 1 FRENCH FRY
BEYONCÉ WALKS WITH A MYSTERY MAN, LEAVES JAY Z BEHIND
ARIANA DEBUTS TRAGIC HAIR WHILE DOING HER HOMEWORK
Peaches
Sub
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Originally posted by Subomie
"Lady Gaga Attends Her Career's Funeral"
"Cher Caught Escaping Retirement Home;
Trying To Get To Vegas"
"Taylor Swift Harassed By Circus Clowns At VMAs"
"Local Supermarket Now Stocking Refrigerators"
"Britney Spears Looking Good And Feeling Fine"
"Madonna Flaunts Latest eBay Purchase On Red Carpet"
"Katy Perry Forced To Drive
After Prism Truck Breaks Down"
"Mariah Carey To Give Latest
Album As Happy Meal Toys"
"Solange Oversees Quick Beyoncé Divorce In Elevator"
"Ariana Grande Appears At Child's
Birthday Party To Promote Album"
hello_world
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Originally posted by hello_world
Here you go.
GIMMICKS GALORE? GAGA 'SHOCKS' BY STRIPPING AT OWN CAREER FUNERAL
CHER AND SUSAN BOYLE ANNOUNCE PLANS TO MARRY
NICKI REACTS TO PILLS N POTIONS' CHART RUN
KE$HA SELLING BODY FOR FOOD - DID REHAB FAIL HER?
CORPSE FOUND IN DEMI LOVATO'S GYM
MADONNA RELIVES CHILDHOOD, FORGETS SLAVERY WAS ABOLISHED
HERMAPHRODITE LADY SEASHELL BIKINI - KATY CAUGHT AT UNFORTUNATE ANGLE
MARIAH 'ELUDES' BANKRUPTCY - REPS CONFIRM SHE CAN STILL AFFORD FOOD
SOLANGE, BEYONCÉ AND CIARA LEAVE POWER RANGERS AUDITION
ARIANA WINS AWARD FOR SELF-PORTRAIT
Please send me your rankings of your competitors, as they will again be used to save one of you from being put up for elimination.
Yes, The Author ha impact!!
How could it be MORE ghetto than that mess? 
Pears
