[NE.]

Originally posted by TakeItOff!

#paypalawards

NO THEY ****ING DID NOT.

[skyler]

Originally posted by iBeyoncé.

Keyshia Cole comes to pay her respects.

we cant have district people showing up at the funeral

[GeezusHaberdash]

Justin Bieber gives a sweet speech, speaking fondly of Britney.
Jealous female Belibers take to twitter, ranting about how they want to kill Britney.

[EarlyMorning]

Originally posted by Chemist

Geezus is you there?

Yes, he's that short back woman in the right hand corner typing on her cell phone. He was in drag at the time for anyone wondering.

[BeamMeUp]

Originally posted by TakeItOff!

Twitter Trending Topics:

#luvyoubritniy (damn Britney stans can't spell)
#beyoncespeech
#ladygagabornthisway
#paypalawards

[TakeItOff!]

Originally posted by GeezusHaberdash

Justin Bieber gives a sweet speech, speaking fondly of Britney.
Jealous female Belibers take to twitter, ranting about how they want to kill Britney.

[Hooligan]

I've been ****ing died for about 7 pages now.

[Drais.]

Willa Ford, Mandy Moore, Heidi Montag and other irrelevant Britney wannabes announce a collaboration album and all proceeds will go to Britney's Cheetos For Children charity.

[AyuM]

Originally posted by satellites™

Justin Bieber is caught trying on some of Britney funeral wardrobe.

NOOOOOOO!!!!!! NOOO!!!

[eli's_rhythm]

Originally posted by GeezusHaberdash

They are the goddesses of another dimension, one that you and I will never understand.

The PayPal Awards were held there.





It's called Flop.

Originally posted by EarlyMorning

It's spelled correctly.
You obviously went into my post to spell it incorrectly to fuel your vengeance against me. So take that feedback somewhere else this time. Because where you are now will never do. But, to be honest it doesn't really matter.

Tell that to Xena.

You're lucky you made it in before the "Edited" tag made her appearance and kicked your nads.

[skyler]

Originally posted by satellites™

Adele and Kelly Clarkson are caught fighting outside the building.

im dying

[EarlyMorning]

Originally posted by BeamMeUp

Yes?

[LightandDarkness]

Christina Aguilera was so distraught that slipped and fell during her speech....



SMH.... The Paparazzi caught her smiling on her way in after finding out

[TakeItOff!]

Originally posted by Hooligan

I've been ****ing died for about 7 pages now.

Now sis, I know you're not trying to promote your funeral in Britney's funeral.

Originally posted by Hi.Def

Willa Ford, Mandy Moore, Heidi Montag and other irrelevant Britney wannabes announce a collaboration album and all proceeds will go to Britney's Cheetos For Children charity.

It's what she always wanted. Not "Femme Fatale" or whatever that was.

[Drais.]

Originally posted by satellites™

Justin Bieber is caught trying on some of Britney funeral wardrobe.

[DG1]

Originally posted by DG1

BREAKING NEWS: CNN CONFIRMS THAT THE #1 SUSPECT, MS. BEYONCE KNOWLES-CARTER WAS HELD IN CONNECTION WITH THE DEATH OF MS. BRITNEY JEAN SPEARS CAREER, DURING HER PERFORMANCE OF Who Used To Run The World (Britney)...







THEY HAVE CONFIRMED THAT SHE IS IN INTERROGATION RIGHT NOW.




But a source close to Matthew Knowles claims that there is no need for the BeyHive to panic as he has already cut the check and she'll be released first thing tomorrow morning at 4:44 AM.

Update: A source now says that Matthew is hesitant to cut the check... Story developing... Beyonce may face life in jail

[Chemist]

Originally posted by Hi.Def

Avril Lavigne tries to crash the funeral but is caught by security and sent back to the early 2000s.

It is later known that it wasn't actually Avril but Deeds wearing a blonde wig

[BeamMeUp]

Originally posted by Hi.Def

Willa Ford, Mandy Moore, Heidi Montag and other irrelevant Britney wannabes announce a collaboration album and all proceeds will go to Britney's Cheetos For Children charity.

This thread is tooo much!

[Mr Telephone Man]

The most successful member (currently) of Destiny's Child arrives:

[Reza]

KERI HILSON ARRIVES AND WAS DENIED AT THE DOOR.... [/B] She was screaming and kicking and said "Wait, I wrote Gimme More for Britney Spears"