EARTHONCE SPEAKS
When I first met Britney in 1999 I was just coming off of my 2 city bus tour with the girls whose names I cant remember. Unlike that ugly pig Crusty, Britney took us in and made me some tea from her special stash she keeps hidden in her dressing room.
Britney told me that one day I to could be a huge pop star if I got some surgery, lost some weight, and died my wig blonde so that is just what I did. She was a powerful woman who innovated the use of technology in live performance and for that I.......
*breaks down crying*
I love you Britney, forever!
